Trey just finished his 10th and final hydrotherapy session. He has also taken his blood work and it came back perfect. My dog is in the clear. He is as healthy as a 5 year old lab and he completed 2.2 miles on the underwater treadmill and the first time he did it he barely went a mile and he was sooooo slow. Now his mama needs to go home and get her lazy ass on the elliptical. Ryan is really pissing me off, he uses it more than I do. He goes on it every morning while watching his stock program on CNBC the dirty rat. He even goes on my machine barefoot sometimes like a damn monkey. Geez, dogs, boys, monkeys, I can’t keep up with it all :O
Archive for June, 2010
Shooting for the 4th
Monday, June 28th, 2010It was hot as a mutha fucka on Saturday and I decided to do a 4th of July theme shoot complete with hot dogs, bbq, flag decorations and balloons. It sure felt like the 4th on Saturday the 26th. The weather has been so cool and nice in June and now it is heating up. I am announcing NO MORE OUTDOOR shoots for me until October! My make-up practically fell off my face and at my age I can’t afford that to happen 🙂
Here are some post shooting photos, notice how hot and semi-miserable I look behind that smile!
Survival of the B-Day Bashes
Sunday, June 27th, 2010I am officially done. I hit 2 birthday parties last night and then a late night snack at Denny’s. Oh what a night…
Today I am keeping it quiet and staying at home with the doggies while Ryan and Kip are golfing. My tongue hurts from my late night snack still. I ordered the new banana french toast at around 1:00 AM and it came out on a sizzling fajita type platter and I should have known by the mini pot holder on the end of the handle but noooo. I took a big bite and fuck me, out I spit the frenchie toast like it was a bad load of cum. Spat! Kip laughed at me and didn’t believe me. He then took a huge bite and burnt the shit out of the roof of his mouth! Too funny. We ended up not eating another bite. I see a law suit in my future 🙂
Party on dudes!
Saturday, June 26th, 2010Wow, what a week it has been. I shot a bunch of scenes this past weekend, got a visit from my sisters from Las Vegas, did a birthday bash on Sunday and Monday for my sister Cheryl along with with eldest sister and my niece and then off they all went back home Monday night. I then got back to work and on Tuesday night I put on a big birthday bash for Cathy, the woman responsible for keeping both houses, my personal home and the work house commonly referred to as the compound, in tip top shape. She turned 50 so we went all out. We had linen table cloths and napkins and flowers and food and drinks and decorations. It really did turn out well. Wednesday morning It was then back to business and then we had another birthday party for our newest member to the 413 crew on Thursday. It was a quaint little pizza party but I think he appreciated it so that is all that matters 🙂
Now we are coming up on Saturday. Well, we just finished our shoot today and we did a shoot for pornfidelity yesterday. Tomorrow holds another day of shooting and 2 more birthday parties to attend. WTF, did couples fuck like crazy in September? I mean com one, my father in law, my sister in law, my 2 sisters, 2 employees, an employee’s husband and a partridge in a pear tree all had fucking birthdays this month. I am exhausted and broke. Don’t these people know that I work for a living?
Here are some shots from today’s shoot. I know I suck with the updates lately but I really do need to buy my iphone. I can’t find my lost phone anywhere. I don’t want to replace it, I am holding out for the new one. For now this is all I got…
We had fun in our outdoor pick up with our sexy little redhead today. We figured out that my individual breasts were bigger than her head and that they were too big for my black tube top dress. Oh well, I like being naked 🙂
Really happy with this week’s updates
Friday, June 25th, 2010I love my “Sloppy Seconds” update this week. It was really indicative of my true life. Ryan did a scene with Angel Dark and then ran home to me with all her juicy juices still on him. That is how we started my scene and I dropped to my knees in the hallway and attacked my man. The cover-up dress I had on was the perfect print, I was a total cougar and pounced on my young man!
Summer Fun is here with Lexi Swallow.
Hey, it was a hot day and she was a hot bitch and Ryan gave us a bunch of hot cum. Check out the free video clip here.
Ryan did it, he finally did it!
Friday, June 18th, 2010
He has been talking about fucking a bum for years. I would say almost 3 years now! Well, Mr. Madison finally got his wish and here it is in all it’s homeless glory…
Check out the free trailer, it is bummilicious. Bum Fuck!
Kelly does the Pep Boys
Monday, June 14th, 2010I am speaking of myself in the third person so that is weird but even weirder is me hanging out in the auto supply store. I was at Pep Boys today getting some new windshield wipers for my truck. I had my way with Manny, Mo and Jack and then I hopped into a little sand rail they had for sale at Pep Boys. Kip got in on the action and hopped in the smaller one. I think that one is made for kids but don’t tell Kip 🙂
Going on a hike
Monday, June 14th, 2010We needed some establishing shots at the park for our scene we shot the day prior. Kip got some good shots and the park and it really did look a lot like our property where we shot the sex scene. We took the dogs along to thepark and made an adventurous day out it. There were signs everywhere warning us of mountains lions but Ryan kept insisting that he let our little dog Kaylee off-leash. Thank god I won that battle and she stayed on leash almost the entire time. She is a good dog and she listens but you just can’t take the hunter out of her. If she sees a squirrel it is all over. Trey on the other hand just wants to walk, eat, sleep and be held like a baby and pretty much all in that order. Here we are on the trail taking a water/beer break 🙂
Going on a picnic
Sunday, June 13th, 2010
Like My Spread?
Here we are on a warm Saturday afternoon and we are getting ready to shoot our “picnic in the woods” scene for kellymadison.com. Hey we even have our cameraman Kip ready to capture this feasting.
Boys are Mean!
Saturday, June 12th, 2010Check out the note I found on my windshield at the store yesterday.
I was so flattered. I thought that someone had noticed me and was attracted to me even though I looked a mess. I returned home and completely forgot to tell my husband about my admirer. The next day I called him and told him about my “little note” left on my car and I even told him the email address. He smugly repeated the email address to me and was acting strange. Mind you, not like jealous strange but smirky strange if that makes sense. He then began to laugh. Yes, the note was written by him and Kip. Those buttheads saw me at the gas station and stalked me. They waited for me to come out of the grocery store and discover my note. They had a big laugh at my expense but don’t you worry none. Revenge shall be sweet!
