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Archive for December, 2009

Saying goodbye to those we lost in 2009

Thursday, December 31st, 2009

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My precious Bodie passed in April while I was away in Cabo. Poor little guy, he was a great Guinea pig. I also had to say goodbye to Marlene, my parakeet with a thyroid problem that I had to give medicine to every day. Her medicine stopped working and her breasts grew too large for her to fly, the vet told me she was too much like her mother (not funny), and my dog Kaylee caught her in mid-flight and ate her head off. Disgusting but true. She is now buried in the forest along with Birdy Bird her forever lover. Lucky for me those were the only family members I had to say goodbye to. The world lost Michael Jackson and almost everyone I knew lost their house! My retirement go hit hard by the economy but my brilliant husband salvaged that. All in all I think this was a tough year for everyone. I learned a lot about myself. I learned that I love this business even more than before and I realize that I do it because I enjoy it so much not because of the money. I love to entertain. I love thinking of skits and outfits and sets and having you all accept all my weirdness as well as you do. We have been working diligently on redesigning the inside of the sites so that in 2010 you will have an even better products with the best content that I can give.

I also learned that my passion is helping others. I found a wonderful organization called Food on Foot and I am a monthly contributor now. I really believe in the work they do to help people help themselves.

I am off to go get my hair done and to do various errands today. My husband and Kip are working tirelessly on the websites so I am just doing a quiet celebration with them later this evening. I think some wine, cigars and some appetizers and watching CNN’s countdown are what’s in store for me tonight. I think I shall go quietly into this New Year. May it give us all the blessings we need and hopes for a more peaceful and kind world in the near future.

I’m back home and I’m getting ready for New Year!

Tuesday, December 29th, 2009

I was away for Christmas with family so I was unable to blog at ya. I hope your holidays were fun. I got everything I wanted and more. Everyone in my family is healthy and we all survived this past year with the bad economy and I am looking forward to good times ahead. We spent time with Ryan’s grandparents and hooking up their new wii and playing tennis and bowling with them. It was a blast. Old people are fun, what can I say. I also went to the movies with the fam and saw Avatar in 3D and on the Imax screen. We waited in line for 2 hours and had perfect seats. We switched off every 15 minutes while eating and drinking at Islands restaurant. The system worked out well. It was all worth it. My goodness that was a great movie. I never knew blue people could turn me on so much:)
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My new update went up today. I am bringing in the New Year with something special in my glass. Check it out for yourself. It is the newest update in my member’s section.

Merry Christmas

Thursday, December 24th, 2009

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Merry christmas to all and to all a happy holiday that is safe and warm and loving. Remember that family can not only be the one you were born into but the family you create with friends and loved ones and fellow employees and such. Family is what you make it. I got lucky and married into a great family. I have also been fortunate enough to create a wonderful family here at Kelly Madison Productions. Again, I send my love to all of you out there and you too are part of my extended family. I couldn’t do any of this without you. Love and Happiness to you all.

1st Christmas party of the year

Sunday, December 20th, 2009

IMG_0322Went to the family get together last night. I had a car full of presents all ready to party with the fam. There were 8 kids all ranging from 1 – 8 and I played with them all night. I made them call me “mom” and Ryan “dad”. I told the family we were the new John and Kate plus 8. Kids require a ton of energy. I have always thought of myself as a naturally hyper person but after last night I was seriously pooped. I don’t think I’m having any kids anytime soon even though I just love them. I don’t have enough time to properly care for a child and nor do I want to subject a child to my lifestyle. It would just be too selfish in my opinion. I know other women do it and it is great I just couldn’t hide it from my child. I’m too loud and obvious 🙂

Doing my Champagne and Cum update

Saturday, December 19th, 2009

Gotta love New Year’s themed shoots. I had Ryan cum in a champagne glass and cum mixed with a little bubbly and wa la, we have a beverage perfect for a porn queen. I gulped it down and was ready for more. I also have to say goodbye to my little christmas set I put together. I stole the idea from a Bebe catalogue. It looked really good, almost exactly like the ad.
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Big titties, big titties, gimme some big ‘ol titties!

Friday, December 18th, 2009

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Jaylene Rio brought the goods over tonight. Talk about “fun bags”. Her tits were fun to play with and so was she. Loved her loads, and so did Ryan, he he, no pun intended 🙂

Holiday Humor

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

OK, I have been busy but with really boring shit. There is nothing exciting to tell you about. So instead of boring you with my recently tedious life, I’ll try to put a smile on your face 🙂

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I thought my employees who frequently read my blog would enjoy that one! One says “slow” and one says “lazy” and one says “bad attitude”. They know who they are!

Ho ho ho’s in da house!

Monday, December 14th, 2009

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Shot with these 2 sexy teen style chicks, Tessa and Kacey, on Thursday and Friday and forgot to post their pics.

Not only am I old enough to be their Mother but the one of the girl’s mother is only 36, Fuck me! They were hot and they sort of look like twins now that I look at these photos. Hmm, young, cute, blond, I think I see a pattern developing here.

I don’t know why I didn’t post these pics. I was home all day Saturday and didn’t do a damn thing. It was rainy and stormy out so me and the dogs watched the boob tube all day and snuggled by the fire while Ryan was gone. I had big plans, I mean really big plans to do all these emails and blogs and twitter my ass off. Well, I didn’t quite get everything done on my list, in fact, I did none of it. I barely got my lazy ass to the PO Box yesterday. I am relaxed though and that doesn’t happen often. Here it is Monday morning and I have to leave in a few hours to pick up Ryan at the airport. God help me if he asks what work I got done while he was gone. I’m a slacker. I had better get all dressed up and look really cute so that he doesn’t care if I got any work done. That trick works every time 🙂

My Baby’s at the game!

Sunday, December 13th, 2009

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For Ryan’s birthday I flew him to Dallas to go to the game today. He is there with Kip and Tim. I thought I would enjoy a weekend to myself with just me and the dogs but now I miss him terribly. I wish I was there with him. I like going to football games, way more fun than watching them on TV. I don’t like Romo though, he’s a big pussy. I don’t like Tom Brady or Tony Romo. They can suck my ass. Wow, I’m pretty crude for a Sunday morning 🙂

Tiger Wood’s newest mistress stars in my movie

Friday, December 11th, 2009

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I saw it on perezhilton.com yesterday and now I just read about it on cnbcnews.com that yes indeed Jocelyn James of Pornstar Brides is yet another one of Tiger’s flings. I love that on the news website it mentions the movie that I produced. That is awesome. If anyone wants to see the scene for themselves and see the pussy that Tiger made a hole in one then check it out.

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