Hell yeah, the Vikings won and Ryan and I got to see Bret Favre play. The gray fox did a superb job and I did a fantastic job of drinking a bunch of ice cold beers in 30 degree weather and tailgating at 10:00 AM, 5 hours before the game. Ryan got his beard and brows painted and my horn hat was a big hit.
Archive for November, 2009
Go Vikings Go!
Monday, November 30th, 2009Last night at Hollidazzle
Sunday, November 29th, 2009Got to downtown and there was a parade going on that is hosted by Target called “Hollidazzle”. I got to see a 2 story Target and a whole bunch of lighted floats. I drank a beer and had a shot of tequila before braving the cold to check out the rest of the sights. Ryan and I stumbled upon a doughnut van. Yes, a van that makes fresh little doughnut bites. Best shit I’ve ever had!!!
Landed in Minneapolis
Saturday, November 28th, 2009I’m here and I love it. The air is cool and crisp and the weather is perfect. I can’t wait for the game tomorrow. Our hotel is right by the Mississippi River. I got up at 3:00 AM and our flight was at 8:00 AM now we are getting close to 4:00 PM here so now I am pooped but I’ve got to check out downtown before I can get some shut eye 🙂
Friday is my Turkey Day
Friday, November 27th, 2009I fed the homeless yesterday and just got back from playing tennis while the parents prepared a yummy dinner for us. I had to work up an appetite. I didn’t do that bad but the Williams sisters have nothing to fear.
Happy Turkey Day!
Thursday, November 26th, 2009I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, I am sooooo thankful for everything in my life. I love my fans and I enjoy doing my websites and dvd’s and running my business and working with phenomenally talented people and my home life is great. I in fact am so thankful that today I am not eating turkey and watching the football but I am off this morning to downtown Hollywood to feed those less fortunate. It is a great charity. It is called Food on Foot and Ryan and myself will be there today. I am also bringing warm coats and clothing to donate.
Kisses to all of you and have a great day. Thank you for all the lovely emails I have received this morning. I adore you all and I will be eagerly responding upon my return home on Wednesday of next week. I am going to LA today, my in-laws on Friday for a belated Thanksgiving dinner, and then Ryan and I fly out to Minnesota on Saturday morning to attend the Vikings vs the Bears on Sunday. I have never been to Minnesota so last night I checked out all the things to do. There are some great museums and restaurants and other fun stuff. I can’t wait. It should be cold and I love cold weather so I am very happy to go. Oh yeah – “Go Bret Favre!” I love him.
Up late buying songs on itunes
Wednesday, November 25th, 2009OK, just got done watching my favorite band of all time, the Pixies, on Jimmy Fallon. Love, love, love them. Then I get a surprise on Carson Daly with live shows with Ok Go. Love them too. Now I am purchasing their new album. It isn’t available for download until January but with my hectic schedule I’ll forget to get it. Yes, those are the guys on the treadmills but they are so much more than that. I just realized I like bands that all have that sort of 80’s punk sound. Phoenix, Ok Go, and of course Pixies. What can I say? I’m just a girl from the 80’s who still loves music and staying up late 🙂
Another Ho down with another Ho!
Monday, November 23rd, 2009
This is Ryan and I before our shoot with Candace Cage on Friday. Too damn cute she was. Loved doing the “country style” scene with her. I was laughing how we dressed her up like Hannah Montana. She told me to call her Miley. It was a good time had by all. I told her I was old enough to be her mother and she laughingly agreed. I guess that is why her scene is going in our DVD series entitled “Old Enough to be their Mother”!
Went to woods with the dogs
Thursday, November 19th, 2009
I went on a 2 hour hike with my dogs early this evening. I picked up some more hay (4 more bails) on the way home and I’m getting ready to do our shoot tomorrow. The dogs were happy but dog tired. I am home now and they are fed and asleep. I still felt a little afraid since all along our hike in the woods there are signs everywhere warning of mountain lions.
Get ready for a ho-down from your favorite Ho!
Tuesday, November 17th, 2009I hope your day went well. I was doing a photo shoot today for my kellymadison.com site. It went very well, thank you. I still can’t get used to it getting so damn dark out so early so we had to rush the end before the sun went down but we finished just in time. I had a great weekend. I drove around around all day on Saturday and got some bails of hay, 6 to be exact, and took the dogs to a place called Oneil Park in Santiago Canyon. It was a bit of a drive but so worth it. I had another reason for going to park other than walking my dogs through trails that have signs all over them saying “beware of mountian lions”, I knew the trees would be full of fall leaves and they were. It was beautiful. I brought a big trash bag with me and carefully picked the prettiest leaves and filled my bag with orange, yellow, brown and red glorious leaves. Today I put the hay against my brick wall, laid out the leaves and started to shoot some porn. It goes up the Tuesday before Thanksgiving.
Whose boobs are these?
Saturday, November 14th, 2009
Yep, they are mine. I did a few boob fetish videos on my site. This one entitled “breast appreciation” went up last week. This week I am a nasty window washer and yes, it’s all about the tits. Who cares about my face, my body, legs. All the focus is on my enormously large natural breasts. You can tell my breast obsessed husband shot the videos and did the photos. Gotta love him, it would really suck if he was an ass man, right?