The pornfidelity.com 300th episode is in the can. Check it out! How do I explain all that happened while filming the illustrious 300th? It was fantastic, it was organized, it was chaotic, it was pleasurable, it was miserable, memorable and most of all, oh so worth all the hard work. Our entire team pulled through like champs. Not only in the preparation, but the production and all the post-production. We have never shot so much video, and photos and behind the scenes and girl/girls and you name it, we did it. The whole crew wore costumes like I mentioned a few weeks ago and the girls were so wonderful to work with. I am still in love with Bridgette B. She was so fun. All the girls were delightful and beautiful and most of all, patient. It was a long ass day for them and an even longer weekend for the crew because we still had to shoot the next day after the girls were gone. What a great experience. Shantal did a superb job of filming and editing even when she fell ill she got the job done, Kip was make-up extraordinaire as well as Ryan’s right hand man, Pauline was the hair genius and the court jester, Cathy not only helped set up but kept the crew going and kept us in stitches, Jerry brought his package to the team and Ryan played the “king” like no other. I don’t know how we are going to top it for the 400th episode!
We did it, we really did it!!!!!
September 19th, 2009Went to LA and got a fat lip :(
September 18th, 2009OK, I admit, I paid to get a fat lip. I haven’t had any lip plumping in quite a while so I went to the best, Dr. Fisher of Beverly Hills, you know the Dr. from Extreme makeover. I love that office, everyone is so nice. Well, I had a bad reaction to the dental block. I got overly swollen which is in no way their fault whatsoever, let me make that clear. I love my lips but wow is one side swollen. I got a Rx so it should go away soon. I have never had a reaction to the numbing shot before. Oh well, there is always a first. Well, no shooting for me today. Guess Ryan will have to enjoy the girl all on his own. It’s OK, I have a lot of work to do to get the word out about our 300th episode that goes up on Saturday. Woo hoo. I feel such a sense of accomplishment.
Vroom vroom
September 15th, 2009I attended a car show in Belmont Shores, CA on Sunday. It was our first car show with our Pantera. OK, ours was totally the best. Ryan’s father did an amazing job on the whole car. Everyone loved it. There is nothing old about the car except for the original body. The interior is a creamy camel color and it is as soft as butter with a camel color suede lining the roof of the interior. The car is fast, 520 horsepower and the biggest, fattest tires I’ve ever seen. We are going to chrome the engine and transmission next. I never thought I would be into cars but I am now, or at least my cars. I still drive my 05 Dodge Ram and I love it but sometimes a girl needs to ride in style.
Taste the rainbow and take a dip
September 14th, 2009Friday we shot a pornfidelity.com scene and Saturday was all about kellymadison.com. We shot 3 scenes in one day which isn’t much if it were not for make-up and hair changes, outfit changes, staging and lighting. It was a full day but full of fun. My first scene I shot with a million skittles in the bed with me. I had candy everywhere and I mean, everywhere. I then did a dirty cock sucking scene with Ryan and ended the day with a wet and wild scene out in the pool. Yes, I wore high heel platform shoes in the pool. At least they helped me keep my head above water…
Pornfidelity should be called “teenfidelity”
September 13th, 2009I shot with another teen looking girl on Friday. She just turned 20 but man, did she look young. She has natural red hair and even has a matching red bush. Very unique in the porn biz. She was very nice to work with and very very good with her tongue. I give her an A+ for effort and ability. The shoot went well and I would say we all had a good time except for my left eye. There was some collateral damage 🙁
“Hey Mom, look it’s Burger King!”
September 10th, 2009
That is what the little kid said to his mother when we were at the park filming the beginning to Pornfidelity’s 300th episode. My husband Ryan, aka the king had the gang carrying him through the park and they even did a pick-up scene on the city bus.
I have never worked so hard or laughed so hard in my life. I am still exhausted. I can’t believe it is already Thursday. We just returned all the rentals after driving home from Monterey. I’ll give you more info on that later. I am just laughing too hard at the photos Ryan just sent me. Hee hee. I like this photo of all the girls, again, it is good to be the Queen…
Oh yeah, here’s another good shot of the Burger King. This is going to be the best pornfidelity.com update ever!
Another Great Day, It is good to be the Queen
September 6th, 2009
Hilarious is all I can say. The woman who takes care of my houses and my crew and my dogs and most importantly my husband and myself was the best actress of the entire shoot. Fuck the porn girls, Cathy was hysterical. She adorned a goofy costume and even had her well endowed husband in costume today as a member of King Ryan’s servants. Kip our make-up artist/photographer was a Knight, Pauline our hairdresser was a wench, and I was merely a part of the crew driving them around and helping our fantastic photographer/editor Shantal capture all the comedy. I can’t even explain what happened today. All I can do is give you a few clues. We had a big white cargo van, a case of Natty Light, midieval costumes, intense heat, and a very needy King who even got on the god damn city bus. Fucking funny. I could just kick myself for not having my phone with me today to capture the moment. Damn it! I do have photos from my shoot I did for kellymadison.com that I did when we returned from our adventure. I did a hot scene with Ryan and a glamorous shoot and might I add, Kip did an amazing job on my make-up and the photography. I love, love, love my crew.
Wow, what a shoot!
September 5th, 2009Fucking awesome, it was fucking awesome yesterday. I am now in love with Bridgette B. She is so wonderful in so many ways. Aletta was gorgeous, Shawna was a tiny little thing of fire, Riley was sexy as fuck and always nice, and Bridgette was beautiful inside and out. I don’t know how I lucked out. The shoot took over 10 hours but it was all worth it. The girls looked great, my team performed miraculously and we got everything done. All I can say is that I am the luckiest woman alive. Life is good and I can’t wait to see how today goes. We are finishing up a lot of the beginnig part of the video today with just my crew. They are such great sports. I am sure to be laughing all day.
Here’s my Knight and here’s a cool statue
September 4th, 2009
Yes, Ryan is my knight in shining armor. Here he is up on our bed putting some lighting up for our shoot. I don’t know how he got up there and I can’t believe he has that light hanging from my custom crown molding. I still don’t know if I’m happy about that…
This is the cool statue with the suit of armor on that I spoke of last night. How cool is that? The replacement cost is $10,300 so I hope we don’t fuck it up. Yikes, not a good thought. OK, I am yet again a tired puppy so off to bed I go for my big, big day.
My bedroom has been transformed into a palatial estate, hee hee.