No, seriously. Fuck me I am so busy. I just got home and it is 11:00 PM! We are doing 3 shoots in a row and 2 of them are Halloween shoots (which is my favorite holiday) but there is so much to do, to buy, to decorate. I decorated the set until 11:00 PM last night and I have been going all day with various chores and jobs. What I wish I could do is give blow jobs all day and I’m sure that is what most people think I do but whatever. I love running my own business and doing shoots and stuff but lately I haven’t had time for a pedicure or to get my hair done or to even breath for that matter. Shit, I have to be photographed tomorrow. Oh well, thank god for photoshop! I’ll check in with some cool BTS photos for you. I do love Halloween, I just wish there wasn’t so much preparation for it. This is a shot from a few years ago, I have done 3 versions of my “Cockenstein”, be prepared for one more. Ooh, scary…
Fuck me…
October 15th, 2009Happy Columbus Day
October 12th, 2009What a nice Monday. It is a holiday, not for me I always have work to do but for a lot of people. It is gorgeous and overcast and moody outside. I love love love this kind of weather. Nothing over 68 degrees would be perfect for me. Speaking of work to do, I am doing Polaroids and autographs for one of my fans. Through my store on my website he purchased 10 sets of bras and panties. That is the biggest order from one guy to date. It was fun dressing up in my bras and posing for him. All of them are for his personal collection. I thought he might me e-baying them but no, I have to sign them all for him 🙂
A Hunk of Burning Love
October 10th, 2009Isis Love that is. I just did the funnest campside shoot with Isis Love. She was “lovely” and the fire was warm and the tent was comfy. Just perfect for an outdoor romp. The 3 of us roasted marshmellows and made smores. We made more than that but to see what we did you will have to check out pornfidelity next week. The update goes up midnight on Thursday. Get your big marshmellow ready!
Late night visitor and big holes…
October 8th, 2009Last night I was sitting on my couch with dogs relaxing after an exhausting day driving around LA and handling all my tax stuff. I had a glass of wine in my hand and my dogs at my feet and I had sense of contentment and relief when all of a sudden in flies a owl through my opened side door. I leaped to my fee and threw my killer dog Kaylee into a my bedroom and shut the door before she could attack. The little baby owl flew over to my kitchen counter and bat its cute little golden yellow eyes at me. Aww, I fell in love. The sweet little guy was lost and it took me about 20 minutes to finally get him back outside. I wanted to keep him. He looked tired and hungry. I tried to give him some turkey meat but I guess he prefers mice. He stayed outside my door for several hours last night. Right before I went to bed I checked to see if he was still there but he had flown the coop. Here are some photos of my midnight visitor.
I have been working all day today. Between housework, porn work, vet trips and such I am pooped and it is only 4:00PM. I still need to go workout, get a tan, go to the grocery store and the gas station and prepare for our shooting we are doing this weekend. Ryan and Kip are outside right now digging giant holes in the dirt. We began our landscaping project last Saturday and now that the front yard and patio are complete we are working on the side of the house. We want 2 huge trees to help shade the house and to shade the waterfall and stream we are hoping to install soon. The holes are going to have be large, I think larger than what Ryan feels like digging. I am afraid to bitch at him because who knows, I may really piss him off and those holes already look big enough to bury someone! Ha!
My dvd is featured on a youtube skit
October 6th, 2009I cost way more than $100 and so did the girls I hired to be on that video. And no, you can’t find me on Craig’s list but I do like that he used my video. It is a good one.Check it out for yourself. All Ditz and Jumbo Tits
My Monkey Baby and I’m all wet!
October 6th, 2009
Did anyone see that show on the TLC channel? It is a new show called “My Monkey Baby” where these people treat their monkey like it is a little human baby. This is a photo of Jessica Marie. Her “parents” have set aside money so that when they die she will be taken care of. I guess these monkeys live to be 50 years old. Too funny. There are some fucked up people out there! I am bad about my dogs but come on, I don’t put them in a stroller and take them to the store!
On a different note, my new update today is poolicious. I’m in the pool and splashing around. I had fun getting wet. It was 100 degrees up until this weekend. I swear the equator is moving north, either that or again, more proof of global warning. I love those people that think that global warning is just a theory. That cracks me up even more than the damn Monkey Baby show. Oh well, I’m off to go take a shower. I am going up to LA tomorrow to meet with my accountant to finalize taxes. See, getting wet again!
Tax Grind and coughing ’til I’m blind…
October 2nd, 2009Oh my, I have meeting with my accountant on Tuesday and he wanted all my personal stuff sent to him prior to our meeting. Ughhhhh. That means I had to do 3 days worth of work in a half day and get it sent up to him this morning. There was a 6:00AM alarm when I couldn’t figure out where I had put a $10,000 withdraw from my account. That just about killed me. Thank god my office manager found it and I had taken it out of my personal and loaned it to the business. Whatever, its all the same but I do like to know where every penny is. I am also sick as a dog. I cam back from Montana feeling fine but then a day later my chest began to hurt. Hey, that’s a big chest to be hurting! Well, I am now coughing and hacking so I won’t be shooting today and too bad, today we have Taylor Wayne. I dressed up Ryan to look like a kid. He even shaved off his beard and stuff so he looks about 18, if that. The two of them together should look naughty. Just how I like it 🙂
Montanna Vacation
September 29th, 2009
Like I mentioned the drive was unbelievably long yet unbelievably beautiful. We left at 6:00 AM on Tuesday the 22nd from our home here in Southern California and Ryan let me sleep until we hit Vegas. We then drove through Arizona and and Utah. I should have gotten my lazy sleepy ass out of the car to pose by those signs but hey, I was being lazy. We got into Ogden, Utah just before 8:00PM. We then left again at 6:00 AM and got back on the highway. I hopped out to take a pee and pose by the Idaho sign. I then reenacted the scene at the Montana sign. The drive went by quickly and before I knew it we were in Crackerville, just outside of Butte and before you get to Anaconda. My sister’s father-in-law that goes by the name “Big Daddy” owns over 1,000 acres there. We stayed in the guest house with my sister and her husband. We ate nothing but country style food. Breakfast was all about Big Daddy’s homemade gravy and lunch and dinner always contained some kind of hog meat. I am not eating for a week now. If that wasn’t bad enough, Ryan and I discovered how delicious Cracker Barrel is. Geez, talk about yummy calories. I need to drink more Tab and eat less food to lose the weight from this vacation.
We traveled around Montana and I was able to see some gorgeous scenery. This is a photo in front of some falls. The dogs had a blast that day. I couldn’t keep Trey out of the stream. I fell in love with a little town called Darby. I also found a property with a huge house for sale for only 1.7 million. Hey, I thought a person could get a good deal in Montana. Come to find out a lot of celebrities have purchased up a lot of estates and the prices are not cheap. Even Oprah has a house on a lake that I visited. Uh, the lake not Oprah’s house 🙂
On my way home
September 28th, 2009I am in the dirtiest Cadillac in the world driving home from Vegas. We have driven so far 2400 miles and a total of 41 hours actually in the car and have been in 6 states. Now that’s a road trip!
Crackerville or Bust
September 25th, 2009I have arrived at my new home here in Crackerville, Montana. I like my new digs, the dogs have befriended a couple of country dogs and I have seen where the deer and the antelope play. Where seldom is heard a discouraging word and the natty light flows all damnday.
Ryan and I drove 10 hours the first day and arrived in Ogden, Utah. We had a great room that took doggies with a big park to run them around in. We then got up at the crack-o dawn and drove into Butte, Montana. My family has a ranch in Crackerville. We drove around yesterday and saw Skalkaho falls, ended up a at cool little bar in Wise River and had a Trout ale from the Montana Brewing company. I was adorned in camo just in time to have a beer with 3 local hunters wearing my same outfit. I punched out a football player and then drove home had pork roast with Big Daddy, Big Joe, Bi-Polar Rick and the rest of Crackerville Clan. I am now an honorary member. With much luck and anticipation, Ryan and I will be adorning “the wall”.
