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August 20th, 2010
OK, these god damn Flex lines are still fucked up. Now there is crazy static on my “on hold” music only on the digital phone lines, yet the analog phone lines are fine. Fuck. Now the caller ID isn’t working coming in or going out. Going out is AT&T’s problem to fix, coming in is the PRI card and I have to fix it. I just spent another 8 hours on a stupid phone system. I fucking hate phone systems and I hate AT&T!
Got this video off my iphone. I almost forgot about it. I was pretty crazy last Sunday. I think I am just crazy in general, doesn’t matter if I’m doing porn or trying to run a business. It is all INSANITY.
“It’s my birthday!!!”
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August 19th, 2010
On Tuesday before the madness began I was at doggie beach with Trey. We were basking in the sunlight and enjoying the ocean breeze and getting away from all the hustle and bustle and especially escaping the god forsaken heat. I love Huntington Beach and I love the fact that there is a no leash beach for the dogs to run around on. Everyone is cool and picks up after their dog and everyone is friendly. I wish I was there right now and so does Trey. Boo hoo.
 Check out my boring dog video 🙂
Posted in Pet Stories | Comments Off on Fuck Calgon, take me back to doggie Beach!
August 18th, 2010
Just got back from spending another 8 hours trying to fix the phone system. Come to find out we need a software update and who knows how long or who is going to install it for us. I guess my phone system that I bought 7 years ago is antiquated and no one knows how to work on them. I paid 5K so I’m a little pissed that they don’t work now. I don’t want to buy a new phone system, Wah! So if you call our customer service line and get a funky message or something saying “mail box full” don’t hate me. Just email us at support@413prod.com and we’ll take care of you.
Posted in Announcements & Changes | Comments Off on Calgon, take me away…
August 16th, 2010
We shot Jazy Berlin on Saturday and she was the perfect Barbie for our pornfidelity scene. Jazy is tall, blonde and even knows the barbie song by heart. It was too cute. All I can say is that on Saturday she lived in a Barbie world and got fucked by like a Barbie girl. Literally fucked until 10:45PM. I was tired.
The next day we began at 8:00 AM for my kellymadison.com birthday shoot. Last year I was tied up with black rope to a torture stand with crazy make-up and big pony tails on each side of my head with a paper party hat on and got cake and ice cream thrown at me.
This year I stuck with the crazy make-up but I went a little more on the insane side. Let’s just say I was a pretty – pretty princess!
Posted in Personal Photo & Video Shoots, Pornfidelity Shoots | Comments Off on Barbie, crazy dolls, and b-days
August 13th, 2010
Usually Friday the 13th is good luck for me but not today. I got married on Friday the 13th, well, oh, maybe it isn’t so lucky for me!
First of all Aug. 13th is the anniversary of my Mother’s passing so that is a big ass bummer to begin with. Second, today I spent 8 hours trying to get my business phone system to work. We put in an IP Flex so my phone lines are supposed to piggy back on to my T1’s but some of the numbers are lost in the sauce after we ported them. Fuck me, I lost 2 phone numbers! My answering system doesn’t work because of all this so now my customer service calls are going to go into la la land for all I know. I’m sure my merchant account bank will be quite pleased with me, NOT! Will my saga with AT&T ever end?
I was supposed to go to the Angel game tonight but I don’t feel like it nor will I make it in time. I am just going to sit here in the office all by myself and wait for my phone guy to give me instructions over the phone so that I can fix my answering system. Wish me luck…
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August 12th, 2010
I went to the Staples Center to see Lady Gaga in concert on Wednesday. Can I say that now I am one of her “little monsters”? Her show was fabulous and Ryan and I took Kip and his boyfriend Courtney with us. The tickets for Kip and Court were for Kip’s birthday. Man, those tickets were a bitch to get. We had a little pre-par-tay at Wolfgang Puck’s before hand. Here’s a little diddy from that night…
 video bts gaga
Posted in Family & Friends, Travel & Adventures | Comments Off on Gaga and such…
August 10th, 2010
I had Courtney (he was the cute cowboy from my $5 Studway commercial) come over and help us out with a scene on Saturday. We had so much fun fiming “Bitch got the Boot” for pornfidelity a few weeks ago that we decided to do a darker version of it intelligently entitled “Black Bitch got the Boot”. Oh yeah, we are brilliant around here 🙂
Well, we shot Misty and Courtney fighting in the car and then he boots her out. Fucking hysterical. The shit they yelled back and forth to each other was hilarious. I couldn’t write script that good if I tried. Well, it goes up in a few weeks so keep a look out for it, the trailer should be quite comical so if you forget to visit www.pornfidelity.com yourself I’ll post here on my blog.
Posted in Pornfidelity Shoots | Comments Off on I almost forgot to tell you…
August 8th, 2010
It is 100 degrees outside and I am shooting in a hot garage. I have on high heels and I am on a skateboard! See what I do for you? The scene goes up later this week. Oh yeah, I’m going to be shooting some hoops as well while being squirted down with a hose. The hose part was my idea because it is so FUCKING hot outside!
Yes, indeed I am crazy!
Posted in Personal Photo & Video Shoots | Comments Off on Am I crazy?
August 7th, 2010
“That is the quote per Alexis Texas that she signed on her book. I ordered it from Taschen just in time for Alexis’ arrival on Friday. We both signed our books and I am considering doing an auction of some sort for a fan out there that wants an autographed “Big Book of Butts” and an autographed “Big Book of Breasts” from their cover models, me and and Alexis Texas.
 
I got to shoot with the big booty queen and loved every minute of it. Here we are at the end of our day naked as jailbirds.
Posted in Pornfidelity Shoots | Comments Off on Things are always bigger in Texas!
August 6th, 2010
No I’m not quitting porn or writing my stupid comments on my blog, I am quitting making dinner every single night for my husband and making him lunch everyday for him to take to the office. Geez, what does he think I am? A wife? I can’t wait to get back to shooting some porn for the next 3 days. I get to work with my legs up in the air, slaving over a hot cock instead of slaving over a hot stove. I admit, I do enjoy cooking but this domestic stuff gets old. I need to mix it up now and then with some fresh pussy and some titty romping action. Today I am working with bootilicious and adorable Alexis Texas.
Now that’s more like it!
Posted in Domestic Drudgery, feelings and thoughts, Pornfidelity Shoots, Tales Of Mr. Madison | Comments Off on I quit!
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