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Not much to say lately…

September 21st, 2010

Sorry I haven’t been my usual talkative self. I was getting ready for a shoot this weekend and I decided to spray on this body oil in my bathroom. Well, I have marble floors and I was wearing high heels and holding a very thin glass, yes a combination for disaster. I didn’t realize that the oil got on the floor and as I walked out my feet flew out beneath me, my shoes went flying off and my lower back came crashing down on the side of my bathtub and the glass slammed down and shattered into a gazillion pieces. Fuck me, it hurt. I have been limping around for the last few days. It was so weird, I had a ton of tiny little slivers all in my arm and hand. I feel like I am still find more!

So that’s my sob story. Other than that I had enough composure to finish my “Breast Appreciation #6” shoot. Here it is Tuesday so I have to get off my sore butt and go do some errands today. I feel like I have been run over by a truck, literally.

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Tree Massacre

September 13th, 2010

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Ryan decided to trim our ficus trees on Sunday. It was really hot but he insisted on getting up on a ladder and trimming the tops off in an attempt to even them out a little bit. We have like 25 of these trees so it took quite a while. Why do we pay gardeners to come when we do all the work? Oh yeah, that’s right, they are just mow and blow guys. WTF????

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I had to do all the cleanup so I was “thrilled” to be working out in the hot sun, right? The dogs tried to help out but like I said, it was freaking hot outside. Trey tried to find shelter under a tree and almost got his nose whacked off and Kaylee found a sweet spot to lay down in. All in all Sunday was a fun family day for Ryan, me and the doggies but enough with this working outside in the heat. Please let fall come soon. I can’t take it any longer. I was so fed up with the heat that I booked a trip to Seattle. Ah, rain and Starbucks and Nordstroms and ferries and oh yeah, Seattle Seahawks game. I lured Ryan to Seattle with football. Had to do it somehow.

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Oh yeah, I almost forgot, the heat did sort of make us horny and we had sex outside on the side of the house. This was my lame attempt of taking a photo of it. Thank god I am not in charge of photos and video for our company.

Kiara Diane was our Golden Girl

September 12th, 2010

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We put her in gold lame and stuck her outside in the heat standing on broken up cement and old tires and then tied her to the end of our bed and poked and prodded her with gold painted items. Hmm, sounds kinda weird but visually it was really cool. Kiara was game for it all. She had a great attitude and played along with us. Lovely girl, lovely attitude and great scene. She was quite yummy.

Check her video to see what a “sport” she was. golden girls

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OK, what up with that hair of mine, right? I wanted big ass hair and that is what I got. It is somewhere between a “My Pretty Pony” and a show poodle. Hey, I have to experiement every now and then. I don’t think I’ll be revisiting this hair style any time soon 🙂

London Keys is the Hottest Asian Porn Star on the Internet

September 11th, 2010

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Yes she is, and she’s all mine. Well, she was all mine for a day. OK, OK, I had to share her with my husband but in my mind she was all for me. She rocked our world with one of the best scenes we’ve ever shot in over 10 years. Even my husband who is always kind to the girls went out of his way and sincerely complimented her afterward telling her that now he knows why she is rated so high. Fucking Marvelous.

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London’s natural breasts and supple body made my mouth water. I loved hanging out with her prior to the scene. She is genuine and fun as fuck.

On the road AGAIN!!!

September 7th, 2010

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Oh, and she wasn’t just posing, she likes her glasses. See for yourself. dog wearing glasses

Kaylee looks pretty darn cute in her sunglasses, if I do say so myself. She hung out in the back seat while Ryan drove her, me and Trey (who was out of sight due to the fact that he was in the very back of the Escalade lying on his memory foam bed) to Vegas on Saturday. Trey just got out of the hospital on Friday. He was there 2 nights due to a bad bug he caught while sipping on some stagnant water while in Mammoth. If you have ever been a witness to Hemorrhagic Gasteroenteritis then you know how messy and scary it can be. My damn dog almost died on me again. I’m really getting sick of this. I need my baby to live a few more years.

Well, getting on to funner things, we were finally all healthy and packed and hopped in the car to go to Las Vegas to attend a party thrown by the owner of The Best Porn.com and wow, does he have a house. We went there a few years ago and they had just finished the interior. 14,000 square feet of interior! Our car ride out was fun and I think I was just so thrilled that my dog was alive and that Ryan was driving and I could sit back and have fun.

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We arrived just in time for Ryan to get a hair cut at my sister Judi’s new salon and then change into our “white wife beaters and bling” as exactly worded in our invitation sent to us by our host Rick. Ryan was supposed to be wearing white but of course he had to sport a black beater instead. He looked cute so I didn’t fight him on it 🙂

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Teen delight

September 4th, 2010

A pretty little girl came over to my house and she had on some sexy booty shorts. She hopped on my husband’s bike and then hopped on his cock. She was very fun to play with.
Here’s a little snippet from our Friday with Jynx. low rider

Courtney Cumz Came to my casa

September 3rd, 2010

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Doesn’t she look cute? Hell yes she does. She is one hot mama and I got to play with her all day. Of course I shared her with my husband, that lucky dog! The shoot went great and I can’t wait for you to see all the juicy details.

Birthday in the Mountians

August 31st, 2010

Well, almost got to the mountains on my birthday. What actually happened is that the 395 on our way to Mammoth was closed due to a flash flood. We had the option to hang out with all the other stranded travelers at the Chevron gas station and drink some brewskies with them but I was not interested in sitting in a car in 100 degree weather. Not on my birthday and not any day! We drove back 45 minutes and came across a cute little town called Ridgecrest and I got us a room at a Best Western that was very clean and very nice but they had a limit on what size dog you could have. I’m not one to lie but I did tell the woman at the front desk while checking in that my dog Trey was only 40 lbs. Do you know how hard it is to sneak a 110 pound dog past the lobby?

We arrived the next morning in beautiful Mammoth Lakes. I love that place. It is where Ryan proposed to me. Trey was a happy dog and we hiked and biked and ate and drank and had ourselves a merry little time.

Ryan even did the dishes after our aunt and uncle prepared us rack of lamb for my birthday dinner. Doesn’t he look cute?

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Big Blue Puppies

August 26th, 2010

Shot a scene last night and decided to have a big blue friend help me out!

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It’s my birthday, check out my sad little video that went up yesterday:

On the road again…

August 20th, 2010

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My sis is sick so I am driving out to Vegas right now. It is 5:00 AM and I am heading out on the road. I need to take care of her because not only is she sick physically, she just isn’t herself emotionally. I am hopping in the truck with the doggies and heading out to Las Vegas. My doggies are pretty good at making her smile. She loves them like they were hers. I’ll be there all weekend and I’ll be back early Monday to do what? Oversee a damn CAT6 line install which sounds easy but I have a crazy 3 story house that I run my business out of AT& T is setting up of 2 more T1’s and it is all supposed to work. I know, story of my life. Screw all that. It sucks that my sister is sick but I’ll feel better once I am there. Like I said, I’m on the road again…

P.S. That photo isn’t me. I don’t drive a semi, I drive a black dodge ram truck. I thought the photo that I got off the Internet was funny 🙂

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