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December 21st, 2012
Did anybody celebrate the end of the world last night? If so you just used it as an excuse to drink! Oh well, I got home around 9PM from running errands last night and started to decorate my tree and opened up a celebratory “last beer” and expecting the walls to cave in on me – NOT! The world did not come to an end but I did almost finish my tree even though I didn’t go to bed until 2AM. I awoke this morning at 6:30AM with the beautiful sun shining through my blinds so I guess those damn Mayans were wrong. Then again, check out today’s weather forecast, the day isn’t over yet…
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December 20th, 2012
I’m giving you lots of Christmas Coochie so far this December. I started off the month on kellymadison.com with a Christmas Cougar attack
and recently introduced you to a very Kinky Kris Kringle. I must say Santa really has a nice cock. Never know what’s hiding under a big belly!
Last week I gave you a Bloody Xmas on pornfidelity.com and more is to come.
On a sad note, my dog Trey started radiation therapy for his cancer 2 weeks ago and it isn’t going well. His radiation burns are severe and spending 5 hours a day driving him back and forth is taking a toll on me, on him and my business and my patience. We are over half-way through and it just gets tougher and tougher. I like to think of him like this as he was last year when we went to the Grand Canyon.
Speaking of last year, Ryan and I attended the Arizona football game for his 35th birthday. Unfortunately with our dog being ill and our schedules being beyond crazy we were unable to attend a pro-football game this year. We usually pick a team and a city and go and visit and root for the home team and Ryan buys the hometeam’s quarterback’s jersey and we just get a taste of somewhere new. We have been doing this for a few years and really enjoy it. This year my husband turned 36 and no game : (
I’ll have to make it up to him next year!
Here he is at the Grand Canyon last year on our road trip on our way down to the Arizona Stadium. I need to take him somewhere really good next year, any ideas? We’ve been to Minnesota, Dallas, San Diego, Arizona and were planning on taking the dogs and going to San Fransisco this year but had to cancel last minute. I like the idea of New Orleans, that would be fun and I’ve never been to that city. Or Green Bay so I can freeze my ass off.
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December 8th, 2012
Wow, I am super duper excited. Last week we were nominated for several AVN awards.
Here is the massive list. Seriously, so stoked and so honored. Great job team!
Best Porn Star Website
Kelly Madison (KellyMadison.com)
MILF/Cougar Performer of the Year
Kelly Madison
Best Three-Way Sex Scene
Cumgasm, Kelly Madison/Juicy; Kelly Madison, Bree Olson & Ryan Madison
Best Internal Release
Teen Fidelity’s Deep Creampies, Kelly Madison/Juicy
Best Interracial Release
We Vow to Bang Black Beotches, Kelly Madison/Juicy
Best Specialty Release – Other Genre
Porn Fidelity Goes Preggo!, Kelly Madison/Juicy
Most Outrageous Sex Scene
Big Titty MILFs, Kelly Madison/Juicy; Kelly Madison & Brandi Love in “Cumsicle for Two”
Best New Series
Fuck ‘Em Slutty, Kelly Madison/Juicy
Best Big Bust Release
Natty Knockers 2, Kelly Madison/Juicy
Best MILF/Cougar Release
Big Titty MILFs, Kelly Madison/Juicy
Best Ethnic Release – Latin
Spouses Nut on a Latin Slut 2, Kelly Madison/Juicy
Best All-Sex Release
White Room, Kelly Madison/Juicy
Clever Title of the Year
We Vow to Bang Black Beotches, Kelly Madison/Juicy
Best Older Woman/Younger Girl Release
Porn Fidelity Goes Hardcore 2, Kelly Madison/Juicy
Best Anal Series
Pump That Rump, Kelly Madison/Juicy
Oh yeah, and if you like black latex, well check out my newest update on kellymadison.com.
All black, All tight, All tits!
And so sorry for the late announcement. I have been driving back and forth to Carlsbad every day to take my dog Trey to and from radiation treatment for his cancer. I so need an ipad. Hmm, maybe a secret Santa at there can get me one : )
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December 1st, 2012
Yeah, one holiday down, 2 to go. Hope you had a fabulous turkey day for those of you in the U.S. I had a great day, thank you, I thought I was going to be home alone with the doggies but at the last minute I changed my mind. My boy Trey was doing awesome so I loaded up all 3 dogs and joined Ryan in attending his family’s festivities. I am so glad I went. Trey even went for a walk around the entire park after dinner.
I hope you enjoy my latest update on kellymadison.com of the business woman gone bad. I was inspired by a recent trip to Beverly Hills. I was at Neiman Marcus while in between my two appointments there in town and had a drink with my hairdresser / stylist Carissa. There is a restaurant and bar on the 3rd floor that has the best martinis. There was a hot guy there and he was looking over at us. We kinda flirted back but I had to leave but I kept wondering about that hot guy. What if I got his number? Would I call him? Would he call me? Would I ever have an affair? Probably not ever but it was fun fantasizing that I was talking to him on the phone in my video. Got me pretty wet!
I just got home from a very exhausting day and I’m ready for a nap. Today we are shooting a crazy blood filled Xmas shoot for pornfidelity.com that turned into quite the production. I set up a large tent and hung lights, made signs, put up garland and installed bales of hay and bought 6 Christmas trees and hauled them around in my truck, created a christmas tree lot in the back of our production house, ordered special FX blood from Hollywood, repaired a chainsaw and basically worked my butt of the last few days setting up for this shoot. I had the help of Carissa and Cathy and the boys and we pulled it off. I can’t wait for you to see it. It goes up on the 21st of December.
I spent yesterday shooting of course. I was really in a bad mood for quite a while, though because things didn’t go my way, let’s just put it that way. I was totally rained out yesterday and I originally wanted to shoot my Kellymadison.com update in my brand new tree lot set that took me days to put together but the weather just wasn’t cooperating. Oh well, I had a splendid time shooting a Cougar Christmas in the warmth of my very own bedroom with the fireplace lit. Mmm, a nice big glass of red wine too!
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November 27th, 2012
Thanks Xbiz for the nominations. I was nominated for Performer Site of the Year and Web Star of the Year. Can’t beat that with a stick! I am so honored to be nominated. Xbiz is the best. I won an award in 2011 and I’m still gloating about that. Thank you again and it really feels good to be recognized for all my efforts especially when I’m competing with so many young women who are half my age. That’s a sobering thought, makes me wanna go drink some wine : )
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November 22nd, 2012
I’ve got a Titsgiving photo/video set for you today to feast on. It is a delicious CUNT-ry pie just waiting to be devoured. Eat a lot of turkey today and get your stuffing on, but remember to always save room for pie!
Click here for my free thanksgiving trailer. Love you guys and enjoy your day whether it is spent with family or friends, or here with me. I’m chilling with the dogs today since my big guy Trey can’t travel. He’s doing great since his surgery and he gets his stitches out on Monday. I just don’t feel like shoving him in and out of the car with his 24 inch incision. I don’t want to bust him open like an over-baked turkey : )
And remember, today and every day there are people and children who are going hungry. There are also people suffering from hurricane Sandy that don’t have a home, or basic necessities. The Red Cross is a great place to start if you don’t already have a favorite charity. Donate what you can so when you eat your big ‘ol meal today you WON’T gain a single pound, yep that’s right, guilt free gluttony. But for those of you that don’t donate, well all I can say is Karma is a bitch!
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November 14th, 2012
OK, I know I talk about my dogs a lot but other than literally working 7 days a week all I have other than work are my dogs. I love them. Kaylee is shall we say, “unplugged” from her drainage tube but the big guy Trey went in for his 2nd cancer removal surgery on Monday. Big bummer. Good news is I brought him home today and he is resting comfortably in Mama’s arms 🙂
My new episode goes up tomorrow on kellymadison.com. It is titled “Wooly Bully Boobies” because I am wearing a wool sweater and hey, I like that song. I get sort of nasty in this video all by myself. Hey, no one loves you the way that you can love yourself!
The bullshit is what people on the East Coast are dealing with after Sandy. The bullshit is the passing of Prop B in LA and the bullshit is my pet insurance is telling me today that Trey has maxed out his cancer allowance.
On a happier note, Thanksgiving is coming soon and I have such a craving for stuffing. I’ll take it anyway I can get it, homemade, out of the box, at a restaurant, I don’t care, just give me some stuffing! Oh yeah, with some cranberries, please.
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November 7th, 2012
Woo hoo, the election is over and no matter what side you are on, you’ve got to be glad it is over. For women it was a great outcome. For gays and marriage equality it was a win. For the Measure B in LA, it was horrible for the adult industry. It is a measure to force condom use on performer’s in the adult industry in Los Angeles County, click here to read more about it if you are unfamiliar. Pretty much everyone in the adult biz has been speaking out against it but it passed and for something that supposedly is meant to “protect us”, is actually going to end up hurting us.
Speaking of hurting, I sadly announce that my little Kaylee got herself into more trouble and must have gotten bit by something which got infected and swelled up like a ping pong ball under her chin and I had to take her on Friday night and didn’t get home until midnight. They sent me home with a little white dog with a drainage tube. Totally yucky and it had to have a warm compress 3 times a day to help it drain. OK, I took her last night to take it out and still have to watch her. And I took my dog Trey in on Monday and found out his cancer is back. Good thing I have doggie insurance. Gotta love those dogs..they keep me sane in an insane world.
This was hanging up in the vet’s office, I think they put that shit up so you feel guilty when they hand you the big fucking bill!
Now on to the good news, my new update goes up tomorrow. Now it was just a spur of the moment shoot, and I got a bit horny and waalaa, we filmed it. Now the big question is, what do you think inspired my horniness. Look at the photo closely. Hmm, liquid libido? You be the judge!
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October 31st, 2012
I hope you have been enjoying my month long Halloween Haunt going on over at www.kellymadison.com. It began less than a month ago with me going insane in my membrane in the video “Straight Jack’in it”, followed by the “Insane Clown Pussy”, getting boned in “Bone Job” and then the big finale of “Friday the 13th, Jason cums again and again and again”.
Like I’ve been saying, I thoroughly enjoy the Halloween season and love doing skits for my site and I also wrote and directed Halloween inspired episodes for www.pornfidelity.com called “Moan, when screaming doesn’t help” and for teenfidelity.com called “Nightmare on Teen Street”. Both episodes debuted this weekend.
I love being campy and sexy all at the same time and being able to do these productions with my awesome team was not only fun but super satisfying!
For all the free trailers of the Boo Boo Boobies, click on the links below:
kellymadison.com presents “Friday the 13th, Jason cums again, and again, and again”
teenfidelity.com presents “Nightmare on Teen Street”
pornfidelity.com presents “Moan, when screaming doesn’t help”
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October 30th, 2012
Are you kidding me, that hurricane Sandy was horrible. I have been glued to CNN all day. I can’t get over the subway filled with water, crazy. My heart goes out to all that suffered because of that awful storm. I was supposed to have my new Ethernet installed today but the only server that AT&T uses for what they call a “test and turn” just so happens to reside in New Jersey. I’m in California but the server I need is under 2 feet of water! Looks like I’m not getting my Ethernet anytime soon. My suffering and inconvenience is nothing compared to the devastation and death that other people are dealing with so I complain jokingly but it just shows how widespread the effect will be on everyone because of Sandy.
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