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March 12th, 2013
Couldn’t believe my luck last month with such a beautiful and warm day to be able to shoot outside. Got this pic from that hot ass day in February and finally got up the free trailer on my website, entitled “heat wave”. The rest of the days weren’t so great but I can’t complain about March so far. Warm days and cool nights make me really appreciate where I live. Bless the Gods of So Cal and the weather bestowed upon us!
Sad news, my dog Trey got sick again with aspiration pneumonia last week. He got something past that windpipe, or lack thereof, and both lungs were affected this time. Whatever got down there must not have been that big because only after a day of being on antibiotics and using the Nebulizer on him 3 times a day he seems almost perfect. He just wanted me spend another 1K on him. This dog will go down in history as the most expensive dog ever. Oh he’s worth it, just look at him.
OK, now for the Hot Sex part of the story. My husband who is over worked, I mean just check out pornfidelity.com’s newest update, was working on the computer all day on Saturday. We just didn’t have the time to do an actual shoot with lights and our camera guys and he had a golf tournament at 6AM the next morning so I offered to just make him dinner and let him shoot me with his little camera while doing so and then I would give him a hand job and then have sex with him in our bed. Real life, I suppose. It was fun and easy and he got dinner and I got sex and we all went to bed happy happy : )
  “wow, an actual rear shot, that never happens with me!”
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March 2nd, 2013
OK, I may not be the next Laurie Anderson but this is my expression of what I think porn stars to be. They are faceless nameless sexual objects viewed privately on a computer screen void of any “real” emotions or expressions. Then again, nah, it’s just my crazy weird idea that I’ve had for almost a year to shoot in a morph suit with cut-outs and finally shot it a month ago. I had the idea of “floating tits” and getting fucked by a “floating dick” : )
Yeah, real deep…the truth is it was personally great shooting this for me. No hair, no make-up. and during the sex I could make all the ugly faces I do when I have an orgasm. Actually being covered up head to toe was very freeing.
Looking at it again it reminds me of a French dance/mime group that used to perform on the TV show “The Muppets”. There you go, Muppet inspired porn. I was a sick kid, what can I say?
Check out the free video trailer of White Out.
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February 27th, 2013
Over a week ago a dear friend by the name of Dian Hansen contacted me. I haven’t heard from her for a while and haven’t seen her since the book signing for the 3-D version of “The Big Book of Breasts” that she so graciously had me do the cover photo for several years ago with the photographer Ed Fox. Dian is an editor and writer and knower of all people who are creative and wonderful and works for Taschen and so she calls me and says she has been contacted by Richard Prince who wants to photograph me. “Are you kidding?”, I ask. “THE Richard Prince. the world famous artist? ” and she replies “yes”. I come to find out that he has been trying to track me down for a few years but Dian was unaware of the person he was describing. So low and behold she sets up the appointment for us to meet.
I very excitedly and nervously drive up to Beverly Hills to meet the two of them for lunch at the Polo Lounge at the Beverly Hills Hotel. We meet and he is open and funny and makes me feel so comfortable. We go up to his suite and take a few photos and it all felt like a dream. Richard Prince then invites me to his art opening at the Gagosian gallery and asks if I would also like to attend the private dinner at Mr. Chow’s afterwards and invites my husband as well. “Uh, yes” is what I could barely get out of my lips. In my mind I’m thinking “hell fucking yes I want to go to the gallery, I fucking love art and I have been a fan of yours for quite some time and I am so stoked you are including me in with your personal guests. The answer is a definite YES!”
OK, so this takes place on Tuesday and the gallery opening is on Thursday. Ryan and I drive up, we have a glass of wine and some appies at Villa Blanca and then head over to the gallery. The show is great. The gallery is packed. We first came across Pamela Anderson and then there is just a barrage of celebrity attendees and as the night continues, the level of celebrity increases exponentially with time. Just to get an idea, check out the world famous photographer Terry Richardson’s blog and you’ll get my drift. Me not being a world famous photographer and friend to all these people I found it not a good move to get out my camera so I’ll let his work speak for me, so to speak.
We then all meet up at the gallery and stroll down to Mr. Chow’s but not before being stopped by Tommy Lee Jones who stops and talks with Richard and then we enter the restaurant where Richard introduces me to John Waters who of course I am a huge fan of and I go to take my seat and I find out that Ryan and I are sitting at Richard’s table. Vera Wang was there and I had a better seat than her. Later that night Sir Elton John comes over to the table and it was a slew of who is who is the art and entertainment world the entire evening.
Meanwhile, I’m never been one to be star struck. That wasn’t the highlight of the night. It was the kindness and generosity and the new friendship I was able to experience in meeting Richard Prince and him including me in such a special occasion. The other celebs were merely icing on the cake. The best was just sitting and talking at lunch on that Tuesday and shooting with him afterwards.
But that’s what has been going on in my life. Pretty fun.
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February 14th, 2013
I have a lots of kisses for you today! I also want you to know that I have a big “heart on” for you. A heart shaped pair of undies, that is! Have a great Valentine’s Day and remember, eating pussy is a lot less calories than eating chocolates.
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February 8th, 2013
Mr. Madison is pretty depressed lately. Football season is over but the Superbowl game was great, that is, from what I saw of it. I was busy chatting up a storm with friends and relatives at the annual Superbowl party. Between all the snacks and drinks and laughs I barely saw a single play on the field. I did catch Beyonce’s half-time show and then went on talking and partying away. I did a Superbowl update last week just in time. I think I may have to dress up like this again this Sunday and try to take Ryan’s mind off of the fact that there are no games on. Poor baby : )
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February 2nd, 2013
Thursday night I had a house guest at our office house, it was Miss Lara Brookes shown here looking all cute.
At about 7PM after shooting a scene for teenfidelity.com, her borrowed car wouldn’t start. Andy and Matt stayed with her until Verizon roadside service came but the battery wouldn’t charge. Then they told her that she had to wait until 9:30PM for a truck to tow her to Auto Zone. WTF? I got news of all of this around 8PM so Ryan and I drove over to the office to see what we could do. Ryan went and bought her a new battery and installed it but it was a no go. We told Verizon’s so called roadside service “nevermind” and had her stay at Hotel Kelly. We set her all up in one of the rooms and then she took care of the car situation in the morning. All was good and she was safe and another great teenfidelity.com shoot was finished and literally “put to bed”.
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February 2nd, 2013
Wow, I really suck. I have not even shared a single photo from AVN with you guys as of yet. OK, I’ll quit being a LAZY ass and get these posted. First, let me say that going to Vegas with just the girls was the BEST idea I ever had. My girls are easy as fuck to hang with. So much fun, no drama, no having to wait on the dudes or having to behave while in Vegas. Yeah baby.
As I said, myy girls are awesome and they drove in to Vegas late Friday night while I was shooting porn. Mama’s got to work. I got on a plane early Saturday morning and ran into one of the guys from We Fresh Mints on my plane that had made a rap a few years ago for our porfidelity site. If you haven’t heard it, it is awesome. He said that he and his partner have a new rap for me, I’m dying to hear it. We hung out at the airport pick-up area both waiting for our rides. I loved meeting him in person.
These photos are from the actual convention that we attended for just a few hours on Saturday. I didn’t sign at our booth due to my ill dog but lucky me got to pay for part of our booth anyway. That’s what happens when you own your own production company, whether you are there or not you get the bill, can’t complain I got motorboated : )
  
This is the “All Girl Gang” before we got in our limo to attend the awards after my Kelly Madison Media team did their magic on me:
And here is a shot of me on the red carpet.
I, of course had to search out my long lost bestie Puma Swede on the red carpet and luckily ran into Fat Mike as well from NOFX and his hot as hell girlfriend (wife?) and their very charming and diminutive slave.
After the awards we had our driver hit Taco Bell where I tore my constricting corset top off while in the car and paid for our food topless. Those photos will be in my BTS section for January. You’ll have to wait for those, sorry.
Then it was home the next morning at the crack-o-dawn to take care of my little guy. He’s just so damn cute. Yes, that is the radiation burn that I am nursing on him and it isn’t pretty. Hide your eyes you have a queasy tummy.
 
Whoa stomach, right? Tell me about it, this is a month after the radiation treatment ceased. Thank god I have him on pain meds.
After that nastiness, I had to give you something hopefully better to look at, this a photo from last week’s episode called “Gymboobie”, actually I was just trying to get in shape for AVN:
I was so excited to see my husband when I got home. It was fun with the girls but “doing the nasty” with him when I came home was a nice homecoming to say the least. Thanks for being patient on my blog updates. Sometimes I just think my life is too boring to pour it all out on the Internet. I forget that is my job. I am a child, so to speak, of the Internet. I wouldn’t have the wonderful life I have without people out there that are actually interested in little ‘ol me so thanks everybody. Kisses!
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January 19th, 2013
Yep, headed for Vegas. Getting on a plane this morning and flying to Las Vegas to attend the AVN Awards show. I didn’t go last year at all so I just couldn’t pass up an opportunity to hang out with all my fellow porn peeps. I’ve really been tied down taking care of my doggy but Ryan is going to be a good doggy daddy for me and take care of the big guy so I can leave town for 24 hours. My office manager, hairstylist/assistant and my makeup girl all drove out last night so the dream team is picking me up today at the airport and doing their magic on me. I’m sure they were “good girls” and didn’t party last night and are nice and refreshed for the day – yeah right!
I’ll take some photos for you and post them here on Sunday. My company is nominated for 15 AVN awards. It really is just nice to be recognized and receive all those noms. Thanks AVN!
And don’t forget to check out my new pics and video entitled “Dirty Girl”. I’m a dirty dirty girl doing laundry. I really enjoyed the spin cycle!
Kisses!
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January 7th, 2013
Yes, Ryan’s motorcycle, aptly named “Chopper”, has a model page on my kellymadison.com website with a lovely photo of her up in Mammoth and all her specs listed. She made a rare appearance on set for my new update entitled “Bitchin’ Biker BJ”. We bought her over 8 years ago and sadly Ryan doesn’t give her much attention any more. She just sits in our garage looking pretty waiting for a naked girl to sit on her…
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January 3rd, 2013
(OMG my dogs look miserable and this was the best pic!, btw, trey isn’t fat, that is a fuzzy beard attached to his hat)
To say I’ve been busy is an understatement. The holidays were sort of nothing but work work work and more work. Saturday the 22nd we had our work party and ironically, that wasn’t any work at all, it was a Blast! We a DJ and a beautiful dinner and open bar (the drinkers all had designated drivers or cabs) and we played the money wheel game and gave away thousands of dollars to our employees and their significant others. We also had an ugly Christmas sweater contest, Laura won with her Mrs. Santa with a secret under her skirt – a big cock that is! She won the $100 prize. Next year I think we’ll have more participants knowing there is a cash prize. I had so much I can barely remember the details : )
  
The day after the work party was my husband’s extended family’s party with 9 children all under the age of 10. We brought gifts for all of them and did an exchange gift game between the men and then between the women. Fun but exhausting having 2 parties in a row.
The next day was Christmas eve and I drove my baby down to Carlsbad for his radiation treatment. I then drove home in tons of traffic, finished wrapping gifts, handed out gifts to my neighbors and got dressed up and went to dinner in Seal Beach and had another gift exchange party afterwards with Ryan’s parent’s best friends and Ryan’s cousin’s family. Then drove home late only to find my 2 parakeets dead. Lovely evening…
I stayed up wrapping and packing and burying and finally went to bed around 2AM. I then awoke to get my sister who had been staying with me since the 22nd to doggy sit while I was painting the town red all those evenings. I got her packed into my truck along with her dog and sent them down to Carlsbad to visit my niece and be there with her and her son while he opened up his gifts. This was his 2nd Christmas but last year he was just an infant. So much more fun when they can open their own gifts!
I then finished packing my husband up to go to his parents and packed myself and Trey and Tommy and headed down to Carlsbad for Trey’s radiation appointment, yes, I know, can you believe they were open on Christmas day? I took Tommy and checked into our beachfront hotel and met up with my sister and Tommy’s brother Beau and took the hounds for a walk along the beach. Absolutely beautiful sunset. I then left to pick up Trey and settled all 3 dogs in for the evening and drove about 15 minutes over to see my niece and meet up with my other sister. So it was the 3 yayas as we call ourselves for Christmas evening. We all 3 went back to our hotel and chilled out with some wine and some relax time.
I then awoke and packed and took Trey for radiation and then me and my sister Cheryl met with our future business partner on a new venture I am doing. As if I have time : O
The meeting went well, we packed up and I got Trey and headed home. It is all a bit of a blur after that. I finished up Trey’s last radiation appointment on Friday the 29th. All I know is that I haven’t stopped and I ended up getting sick. It was sort of expected. I spent the weekend sick but I really didn’t slow down. I had Ryan’s parents over on the 31st and then after they left I did a shoot for kellymadison.com. Hey, the show must go on. I’m going to take it easy this weekend and just spend it taking care of Trey. His radiation burn is huge and oozing. My flu is raging and I need to just take one day at a time right now.
Happy New Year to you all and wish you all the best. Stay healthy in this nasty flu season and please pray for my baby Trey and that is cancer is gone. He got the cutest bandana on his graduation day that says “Hug me, I’m a cancer survivor”. It made me cry.
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“wow, an actual rear shot, that never happens with me!”
