That is the question. I just got back from a few days up in the mountains and I am done with vacations and done with drinking for a while. Geez, first it was holiday season and all the parties, not to mention Ryan’s birthday and New Years. Then it was Vegas and the AVN show, then immediately fly to Cabo for another week of party party. Then it was the Superbowl party and the Xbiz Awards show and the afterparty and then Valentine’s with the romantic red wine. My kidneys and liver need a holiday 🙂

I was going to hop on the wagon and throw out whatever alcohol I have in the house but then I found this little diddy:

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The stuff dissolves adhesive.

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. You get your glasses clean and it kills germs.

4. Prolong the life of razors filling a cup with vodka and soak the razor in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka on wine stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12 ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from the hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

8. Fill a sixteen ounce trigger spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.

9. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

10. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

And all this time I have only been drinking the stuff!