Trey my big ‘ol dog took a giant shit, then the the neighbor Noz dog peed on it and then the new boy, Tommy who is now called “Tommy Ching Chang Chow” because he does look Asain went over and ate the big log of crap with Noz’s secret sauce on it. Oh my god, these dogs are disgusting. Pauline was innocently watching the nastiness all go down while petting my cute little girl Kaylee. She ran over to see what the nasty boys were doing and Pauline screamed at her to not go near them. Pauline is now dry heaving in my kitchen. I am trying to get ready to do a shoot today but instead I am dealing with dog shit. VERY SEXY indeed. I was supposed to be bleaching my teeth, instead I am going to be brushing out Tommy’s mouth. Have a nice day…