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April 2nd, 2006
OK, it’s just an April Fool’s joke. I love what I do and I’m not going to stop, even if it means in the future they will be rolling me out in a wheelchair to do my scenes! I would like to raise more Guinea pigs but just taking care of one is enough work for me at this point in my life.
I had so much fun last night. Ryan and I shot a sexy little scene at the studio last night and I did a few Polaroids for fans that bought some bras and panties. We finished up around 7:00 pm and then I got dressed in garter belt and stockings, lace see-through top, boy short panties and high heels. My office manager threw a birthday party for her boyfriend and everyone had to show up in pajamas. Of course me, Shantal, and our lovely hostess all wore skimpy little lingerie. Tim and Mrs. Tim had on adorable jammies with their names embroidered on them and Ryan was wearing Corona Beer jammies. Shantal’s man looked like Hugh Hefner in Converse shoes and everyone had a lot of fun. The B-Day man had on underwear that was stuffed with a sock and it was so damn funny. He said that he was ready to do a scene for the website. We stayed out until 4:00 am! I am way too old stay out that late. I’m paying for it today, though. I’m a bit tired but I am using my downtime wisely. I am catching up on some e-mails today and sorry to those of you that took my earlier message seriously. I just had to play a joke on somebody.
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April 1st, 2006
I have very sad news, as of today, I am quitting. I have found the lord and I am ashamed. I am going to persue my long life dream of raising Guinea pigs. My stie will remain up for a while since I don’t beleive in stealing and you have paid for access. Just do me one thing, Pray for me and the piggies!
Love Always,
Kelly the Farmer
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March 28th, 2006
I’m on Playboy Radio tonight. I would love for you guys to call in to the show. The telephone number is (toll free) 877-205-9796.
The show can be heard by Sirius radio subscribers. Playboy Radio is on Channel 198. Night Calls can be heard between the hours of 4pm and 7pm PST. If your Sirius receiver doesn’t currently get channel 198, you will probably have to “opt in” for the Playboy channel. There isn’t an extra charge for it, it’s part of your regular subscription. Just go to the Sirius website, log in to your account and click on the link to your subscription plan – then just find the Playboy channel “opt in” checkbox and update your plan.
I am feeling so much better so I am ready to get nice and nasty on the radio. Please join m
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March 25th, 2006
You won’t believe who I got to shoot with last weekend!!! Puma Swede! Yes, we did a hot girl/girl scene and she did an awesome solo video for us as well. After that, it got really crazy and we shot our best pornfidelity 3-some scene to date. It was nasty. Lots of spitting and fucking and you name it. We also got to shoot Lucy Thai for those of you that like hot ass little Asisan chicks. I know I do. Last weekend was very fulfilling.
The only bad thing is that I guess I overdid it a bit. Tuesday I became ill and I’m still trying to fight it. I had to miss the Shoots this weekend. Poor Ryan, he had to fuck hot and sexy girls without me 🙁
I have to get better soon because I am appearing on Playboy radio on Tuesday the 28th. My voice needs to be in tip top shape. I am also shooting a cum liscious scene with Ryan that night. I need my throat not to be sore so I can take his whole cock.
I spent this last week healing, or rather trying to heal, and playing with my new guinea pig, Bodie. My dog is still horribly jealous. I give the dog much more attention but it seems he wants it all, typical male 🙂
We have our new video in stock, “All Ditz and Jumbo Tits”. I like the title because it’s full of dumb blondes with huge knockers. It’s a great video and each girl that appears in the video is a blonde bombshell.
It’s late Saturday night and I just can’t sleep. I am hammering away at my e-mails but it seems that I am not making much of a dent. I had to let my new assistant go. She just wasn’t cutting it and I haven’t had the time in the last 2 weeks to find a replacement. Something is wrong if I am too busy to even find help. Oh well, the right person is going to come to me I suppose.
I will give you more details about the radio show on Monday. It should be really fun.
Until then, take care and have an extremely enjoyable Sunday.
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March 17th, 2006
Well, I just saw the new cover to one of our DVD’s and it is too funny. We put together a DVD starring all our hot and sexy black girls on the pornfidelity.com site and we called it “Baby’s Mommas”. I love that title. It cracks me up. Of course, the all hispanice “Run for the Border” was a funny one but I think the best is yet to come because in May we are releasing “I’m Old Enough To Be Thier Mother” starring an all teen cast with me and Ryan. Porn is just too much fun.
Speaking of fun, happy St. Patrick’s Day. Hope you’ve got your green on. I have on a green jacket and my dog, Trey has on a green bow-tie. He looks very handsome indeed. I wanted to bring in my green food coloring and my beer pitcher and serve the gang here at the office some green beer but I forgot it all at home. I suck as a boss. I guess we’ll just have to drink regular beer. I don’t get to party too hard tonight because all weekend we are shooting. I hope you enjoy my St. Patrick’s day update. It was fun making it. I got to finger fuck myself on camera and I haven’t done any solo stuff for a while. Kisses and I’ll check in again after the weekend and let you know whose pussies I got to eat.
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March 12th, 2006
It’s been a week already? I swear this year is flying by. It will be St. Patrick’s Day soon. I’ll have a little something festive for you on that day, I promise. Yesterday I relaxed. Ryan wasn’t feeling well so we re-scheduled a photo shoot. Today he is much better but I had a hell of a time getting him off my computer. He’s been on it since 6:00 am working on kellyfind.com. I tell you, the entire company puts a lot of effort into that free site. I wanted to get on my computer to catch up on e-mails and to write in my diary so I lured him off with food.
Today I am cleaning house and doing e-mails. I think we are going to dinner tonight. I don’t really feel like getting dressed and putting on make-up today. It’s cold and raining and it is a great day to stay at home in pajamas. Tomorrow we are shooting the scene for St. Patrick’s Day. Last year was hysterical. Ryan dressed up as a leprachaun and we fucked outside on the green grass. We shot the video not far from my home and with all the rain we had last year the hills looked like they belonged in Ireland. I need to decide today what we will do tomorrow but it’s going to be hard to top last year’s. I am going to La Jolla on Tuesday and then to my Father’s grave in Riverside. His birthday was on the 14th. It is going to be a long day for me but I enjoy going to my Father’s grave. I do it every year.
Now the dryer is beeping at me as if it were a starving baby. I like all my new appliances we have here at our new home but they make a lot of noise. Either the alarm is beeping when a door or window anywhere in the house is opened or the frig beeps, the dog barks, the bird squeals for food and now my new guinea pig learned how to whistle when it wants a treat. It’s like a symphony of beebs and chirps in this house. I think I need a long, hot bath. You bring the candles and I’ll bring the bubbles 🙂
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March 6th, 2006
OK, I didn’t ride my bike but I did run around at doggy beach on Sunday and I cleaned house and picked weeds all day on Saturday. Both nights I had sushi for dinner. That’s sort of like diet food. In fact, I am sushi’d out. I like spicy tuna handrolls, miso soup, edamame, and any sort of roll that has a lot of raw fish and nothing cooked whatsoever. I enjoy yellow tail, salmon, tuna belly, and raw shrimp. Believe me, I had it all. I think I can take a break from sushi for a week or so. Ryan said this morning in bed that he wants it again today. I told him I had some sushi for him…
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March 3rd, 2006
Holy cow, it’s raining again. 3 days ago it started pouring. Our backyard is just dirt and we had 300 trees and plants put in just 2 days prior. Well, the guys didn’t finish and they left piles of dirt and manure everywhere. When the rain hit, the backyard got totally flooded. At 11:00 pm at night Ryan and I discovered Lake Tittycocka in our backyard! The drainage system was all backed up. It was freezing cold outside and pouring down rain like a motha fucker. Ryan had on fishing boots so he was ok but I had on flip flops. We had to go all around the property to look for the drainage holes so that we could unplug them by hand. I got stuck in the mud so many times that I ended up just going barefoot. We found all but one drainage hole and unplugged them all and built little rock dams around them and we began to see some progress by about 2:00 am. We were so exhausted and wet and muddy. We both took showers and passed out. Yesterday the guys came back to clean up some of the mess and I suppose it was just in time. The rain is now coming down again so hopefully we won’t have a repeat of the other night.
Well, other than playing in the mud I have been busy as usual. I have been responding to a bunch of fan e-mail so that always makes me happy. You guys are so nice and say such kind things, thank you.
I am not shooting this weekend. What I need to do is get on my exercise bike and get myself back into shape. I have about 7 big shoots to do this month. The holidays and festivities are over, I need to get my ass in gear.
I’ll check in later this weekend, unti then, take care and love ya lots!
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February 24th, 2006
I am packing up to drive to Vegas. I am going out to see my sisters. My sister’s former husband passed away so I am attending his memorial. We are going to be good and somber on Saturday but Saturday night, watch out! The sisters will be on the loose in the city. Ryan is flying out Saturday night to come hang out with us, and trust me, we’ll be hanging out. All of us have big ‘ol titties.
I am shooting tonight so I will pack as soon as I am done writing this. I will be shooting with a girl by the name of Carmella. Her skin does look like the color of caramel. She is a striking brunette. I’ll be sure and get photos and video of her for this site. I’m sure you guys will love her. She has big titties.
Well, I’m off to go get ready to fuck! Then it’s off to Vegas and then home again. I have loads of e-mails to do so I have plenty of work waiting for me when I get back. By then I should have my personal assistant working for me so it will be a lot easier to focus more of my time on fan e-mails and shooting better content for you guys. You deserve only the best. Love ya and have fun this weekend.
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February 18th, 2006
Hello my loves. I am about to shoot with the lovely Tiffany Mynx. I just walked in the studio and there she was on the bed doing her solo photo/video shoot. Her face and breasts are so beautiful. I can’t wait to shoot with her. I bet she tastes as good as she looks!
Last night we had way too much fun. Ryan dressed up in of course, what else, but a pimp suit. He looked great. It was hard not to laugh since the outfit was all purple and black and crazy but somehow it just suited him. We did a pimp ‘n ho scene so I hope you like it. I think it goes up around the 7th of March.
OK, I got the guinea pig. He’s so fucking adorable. He’s all yellow just like my dog. He actually looks like a mini version of Trey. I haven’t named him yet but I’m sure a name will come to us soon. I will post a picture of the new addition to the family very shortly.
On Sunday I am going to the Bob Marley Festival. Ryan and I have not been for a few years. I kind of miss the days of having lots of free time and Ryan having dreads and no money, then again maybe I don’t miss those days! We are very excited about seeing Matisyahu. He is a Jewish singer who sounds so reggae. Of couse I won’t be smoking any weed or anything there 🙂
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