Trey my big ‘ol dog took a giant shit, then the the neighbor Noz dog peed on it and then the new boy, Tommy who is now called “Tommy Ching Chang Chow” because he does look Asain went over and ate the big log of crap with Noz’s secret sauce on it. Oh my god, these dogs are disgusting. Pauline was innocently watching the nastiness all go down while petting my cute little girl Kaylee. She ran over to see what the nasty boys were doing and Pauline screamed at her to not go near them. Pauline is now dry heaving in my kitchen. I am trying to get ready to do a shoot today but instead I am dealing with dog shit. VERY SEXY indeed. I was supposed to be bleaching my teeth, instead I am going to be brushing out Tommy’s mouth. Have a nice day…
Home and house full of doggies
February 2nd, 2011
I didn’t end up going to Vegas until Monday morning and I was to return yesterday but the winds were 50mph in Vegas so I said to myself, “self, best not to drive a high profile 4 wheel drive vehicle out in the middle of the dessert with strong wind warnings” so I waited until this morning to drive home. Driving in the desert was fine this morning except once I got through the Cajon pass the winds were crazy and 2 huge semi trucks were flipped over on the freeway. I slowed down and got home safe with my boy Trey and my new baby Tommy.
We had an eventful meeting at the work house where my dog Kaylee snapped at the new kid on the block. Tommy is now a bit scared of tiny little Kaylee but they should get over it soon enough.
Right now the 3 doggies are sleeping at my feet as I check my emails and write my blog. I actually have a lot of work to catch up on. We just got out all the 1099’s and now I need to start tax preparation. Thank god for Quickbooks and for my office manager Wendy. She’s a smart little bugger and already has everything from last year entered and reconciled.
I also wanted to tell you that I got a new laptop on Saturday. I am finally entering the world of livecam again. I am going to be doing live shows for my members. It has been a long time since I did livecam. It was hard to do it before because I would put a lot of effort into my show back in the day and I would only have about 100 people for the live shows out of over 5,000 members. I found it a better solution to put all my time and energy into filming my updates for my site and forgo the live stuff. Now livecam is blowing up and I feel as though I am shortchanging my members if I don’t provide them. I love doing them and I don’t mind the extra effort as long as people want them and will show up for the shows. I’ll keep you posted when I am up and running.
Tommy B!
January 28th, 2011
I am adopting a new baby! He is 10 months old and already potty and leash trained and he is a rescue puppy from Las Vegas. My sister already adopted his brother and their dad was lab/shepherd mix and the mom was a cute little Basset hound. Tommy looks like my dog Trey (lab) and my other dog Kaylee (1/2 Basset) had a baby. He is perfect for us and I am going to Las Vegas on Sunday to bring him home. He will have lots of room to run around. The 7 puppies and the mother were abandoned in the desert last summer. They were found and then moved from location to location. I found the doggies in December on petfinder. I had no business looking on petfinder since my two dogs keep me very busy but I felt like we needed a new addition to the fam. I always knew my next dog would be a rescue so here he is.
January 24th, 2011
Go Steelers!
What a great day for football. Screw the Superbowl, it was better than Superbowl Sunday. So at the end of it all, everyone agrees that Cutler is a big pussy, I refer to him as “Cutler the Cunt”, Rodgers is a big stud who continued to play even though he got banged in the head, Roethlisberger is going to the Superbowl and Dirty Sanchez almost made it. I had fun with my man watching football all day and eating nachos and drinking beer, and oh how can I forget to mention, having wild crazy sex on the couch! It was good, Ryan got it through the goal post 🙂
Can’t get enough teen action
January 23rd, 2011
The new site teenfidelity.com is not only been successful right out the gate but is hella fun to make. I love shooting with the teen girls. Like I’ve said before, they bring such youth and vitality and energy to the scene. They keep an old girl like me on her toes, that’s for sure! I didn’t get a photo of the lovely Heather Starlet but you will be seeing her shine on the site on Thursday the 3rd of February.
Classically trained oboe player blows my man’s mind
January 22nd, 2011
Bobbi Star is an award winning female performer and smart too. She is the perfect combination of natural beauty, brains, and a fuck me harder and faster mentality. She got me and Ryan singing the high notes with her skillful abilities at getting people off. I must admit, best shoot I’ve had. Can’t wait to make sweet music again with her…
Still recovering from Cabo…
January 19th, 2011
Me and Sienna at LAX on Tuesday morning. Way too early to be at LAX after just getting back from Vegas, that’s for sure!
Sexy Senioritas getting ready to shoot on Wednesday
Out on the town in Cabo on Thursday night. If you go to The Office, check out Rambo’s book, I have a few photos in there 🙂
We ran into Bree Olson at The Office. I asked her where Charlie Sheen was but she said he wasn’t in Cabo. Guess he wasn’t that much fun after all. Sienna sure had fun, she was a bit hammered in this photo. Oh well, I guess that’s what Cabo is all about.
This is early on Friday before Kip and Pauline and Sienna took off for the airport. We had to have one more shrimp cocktail and a beer. They were so helpful and we got a lot of shoots done in only a couple of days. Great job team!
The rest of my trip was a bit more relaxing. We hung out with Ryan’s parents and sister. I also met the cutest boys ever from Washington that were in the suite below us. They were only 17 and 15 and 10 but they knew who I was. They were so adorable but I don’t think it was even legal to talk to them 🙂
Vegas and AVN
January 18th, 2011
Here is my 25 foot poster at my booth.
These photos are from Friday while signing. Check out me with Sophie Dee, Freeone’s Winner of the year!
This is Ryan and I before leaving for our friend Rick’s party.
These are from Saturday at the show. I really liked that flower in my hair. I must do that again.
On the Red Carpet
Inside the AVN awards show with Fat Mike from NOFX and his hot girlfriend. That was a big bonus to meet him there. Really nice guy and they are totally into the BDSM lifestyle. So hot.
That’s all the photos for now. On the 1st of Feb I’ll post all the photos inside my member’s section in the Behind the Scenes area. There are lots of good ones so be sure and check it out.
Unpacked and packed
January 10th, 2011I barely got home from Vegas, unpacked my suitcases and now I am packed again and ready for Cabo. We leave in the morning. We are flying down with our makeup and camera guy Kip and hair stylist and assistant Pauline, my husband, myself and of course Sienna West. We can’t go to Mexico without her. We are going down to shoot a DVD and some scenes for both kellymadison.com and for pornfidelity.com
It should be fun and crazy and busy and just non-stop action. It is a bit crazy to go from Vegas directly to Cabo to shoot after 3 days straight of signing and going to networking parties and awards shows until all hours of the night and then off to another country to go and film but there is no resting for me, now that I won for best web star I have to keep it up for sure!
Hopefully I get my voice back, find my camera and don’t get sick. I love you guys and I want to shoot some really good scenes for you. I am going to bed early tonight and I’ll cuddle up with my AVN award 🙂
Oh, I just can’t stop talking about it. I am so stoked. I mean, I am nobody. I only work for myself, I don’t work for big companies and my husband and I and our little crew do everything ourselves even our own customer service and merchant account and our own affiliate program so it is just such an honor for my team. They make Kelly Madison, I’m just a dorky chick who likes to hang out at home with her doggies and make dinner and oh yeah, fuck a lot!
No way, I won!!!
January 9th, 2011
OK, the other nominations were great but the one that I really wanted was Best Web Star and I got it. Wow, so thrilled. I was so happy when they called out my name. I screamed so loud that my voice is gone. It has been over 24 hours and I still sound like a man. I guess I’ll win for best tranny next year…
I totally suck because I can’t find my camera so that I can show you photos from last week and from Saturday night on the red carpet. If any of you have some, please email them to me at kelly@kellymadisonmedia.com pleeeeeeeeez.
