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August 29th, 2012
Yep, I turned 45 over the weekend. Luckily I took off to the mountains for a few days so I didn’t have to concentrate on being almost 50! I mean, really? 45? OK, so I’m not doing well with the idea of aging but thank god I feel super young. We just got back from staying up at June Lake and we hiked and we went fishing and I felt pretty dang good. We drove up on Friday late afternoon and drove home this morning so 5 nights and 4 days in total heaven. The drive today took about 6 hours. All in all it was a fabulous trip. We took Trey and Tommy and left our little huntress Kaylee with the grandparents.
Here the kids are relaxing on the porch of our cabin.
As with all glorious vacations there is always one tragedy. On our last full day in paradise my old dog Trey decided to jump down an embankment near a creek and unsuspectingly wrestle up a yellow jacket nest. They began to immediately attack him. If you follow my blog then you know he has a compromised immune system and just got through cancer surgery 2 months ago. I went into major mom mode and jumped down and took off my hat and began swatting fearlessly at them to get away from my baby. Trey was paralyzed with pain and fear and just stood there getting stung over and over again and I then started to get stung and began screaming. Ryan then jumped down and picked up our 110lb Trey and swung him back up on the trail and I quickly followed. We ran as fast as we could and the mad hive dwellers were still after us! My head was hurting so bad, the little buggers were caught in my hair! Having hair extensions didn’t help either, they just got stuck in my hair and stayed in there stinging me over and over again on my scalp. Fuck it hurt. It hurt for about 6 hours. Ryan got stung in his arm pit several times and on his back. Trey got stung on his face and Tommy our street smart hound took off the minute the drama started happening and kept a safe distance so he came out stinger free, lucky dude. Well, after taking some Benedryl and ibuprofen and a glass of wine and two pieces of See’s candy and laying around for 6 hours I was good to go. We all got ready and went fishing and hiking to end our last day to catch our last sunset in beautiful June Lake.
Little fuckers
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August 25th, 2012
It is my weekly service for the Bug Man to come and get rid of all those pesky bugs and mice and things creepy and crawly, only problem is, I forgot it was today!
Here I am masturbating in my bedroom with all the windows open. Oh no, he caught me. He stood there watching for a while and then decided to join in. Guess he wanted to spray some of his “insecticide” inside where I was. See what happens next. Click here for the free trailer of “Bug Man”.
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August 22nd, 2012
I had to drive out to Vegas for a meeting and then drive back home that same day. Wow what a day. It all started on Sunday when I went to bed at midnight after taking the dogs to the vet for mani pedis and anal gland expression, I know, yuck! Then I got ready and did my hair and makeup and did a kellymadison.com shoot which goes up next week. We used the GoPro camera in the kitchen, kinda funny, and kinda kinky. Then I finished up and made dinner and worked on the computer and then fell asleep only be awoken by a nagging alarm at 4:30 AM! I got up and got half-assed ready and got on the road and was in Vegas by 8:45 AM and then was at my meeting by 9:30. I went and visited my sister at her new job afterward and brought her co-workers a berry pie from Coco’s. Gotta win over the peeps. Then I crashed for a few hours at her house and then got back on the road home and arrived at 10:45 PM. I really haven’t stopped since. Yesterday and today was a crazy too and now I just want to go to bed after walking my dogs and taking out the trash but Noooo, I have to now get my ass on my elliptical and work out. Fuck me.
We are leaving to go to Mammoth and whenever we go somewhere it is like hell trying to get everything done. It seems as though the Universe is always working against us when we want to go on vacation. Actually, it isn’t a total vacation since I am shooting a few scenes while we are gone but it will be a vacation for the dogs. Then again, what day isn’t a vacation for these damn dogs. Seriously, when I die I am coming back as a dog with an owner like me. With that said, I’m going to go and kill myself on the elliptical, it was nice knowing you…
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August 16th, 2012
Is this life imitating art or art imitating life? Looks eerily alike, huh? Poor baby gets her stitches out on Sunday. Just another scar on that pretty little face of hers.
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August 15th, 2012
This is my newest update going up tonight on kellymadison.com and it is called Men vs. Women. Look how cute Ryan is in that apron. Trust me, it was like pulling teeth to get him to wear that girly shit but he did it, bless his heart.
I got to wear something a little bit better.
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August 8th, 2012
Wow, I just got Trey all better with all cancer gone and feeling great and back to taking walks and then Sunday night as we were attempting to go take a new scooter out for a joy ride before giving it to our new employee (yeah, I’ll tell you about that one later) we heard a loud scream. My two dogs, Kaylee and Tommy like to bark at the neighbor dogs and they get a bit rough but there is a fence between them. There have been a few nips and bites through the fence but this was a doozy. Kaylee came crying down the hill with blood everywhere. We took her to the vet and 6 stitches later we brought her home. Poor baby, she can’t go outside and chase the chipmunks and squirrels and lizards. She’s really pissed about that. The critters are happy about it, now maybe the lizards can get a chance to grow their tails back!
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August 7th, 2012
Jackie Joy was an absolute joy to work with last Thursday, not kidding. In fact, I was having too much fun, got in trouble a bit. What can I say, I’m a girl who likes to have fun on a porn shoot and being totally dead serious just isn’t my thing. Jokes can get in the way of passion so next time I work with Jackie I’ll fuck her hard and fast and then crack jokes with her.
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July 29th, 2012
OK, what up with that font they are using? Does it look strange to you or is just me? Is it a Stonehenge reference? I saw 1/2 of opening ceremonies, I forgot to tape it so I got in on the athletes entering the arena. I watched the swimming and gymnastics last night and yesterday watched the bike race while setting up the shoot area for a pornfidelity.com scene. A little work and a little play is always a good mix. I always hate getting so addicted to the games and then when they are over I feel such a sense of loss. Then again, I’m a dork 🙂
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July 27th, 2012
I am running out of big titty bras, I swear. I have sold so many this month including bra and panty sets and just sexy wet little panties. July was breast appreciation month, I guess. I am not complaining, I love wearing my bras and then taking polaroids in them and personally signing them and sending them off with a kiss. It makes my day. On my site you can go to my store to purchase one and if you have a particular one in mind that I wore for either a Kellymadison.com shoot or a pf (pornfidelity.com) or tf (teenfidelity.com) scene, don’t hesitate to ask for it. I may have it or already sold it but it doesn’t hurt to ask.
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July 26th, 2012
Talk about quick turnaround, we just shot the scene on Saturday and it is now on the site along with the free tour preview. It is called “Fucking Private Ryan” 🙂
I fucked him alright, I fucked him good and hard trying to keep him from reporting for duty. I don’t know if Ryan is going to be winning any wars for us anytime soon but his multiple cum shots are deadly!
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