It was so beautiful in Cabo. I just got this picture sent to me by Ryan. It is a photo of his foot and my foot while laying in our bed overlooking the ocean and the sun rising in the morning. I would like to add that in the morning not only did the sun rise for me 🙂
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My last morning in Cabo
Friday, January 22nd, 2010Crazy fun in Cabo
Wednesday, January 20th, 2010
Sienna and Ryan and I got super crazy in the spa. What can I say, a mini keg of beer, 2 sets of titties and a cock and you’ve got a party. We partied hard and we fucked even harder. I can’t wait for you guys to see the updates from our week down in Mexico. I just love that Sienna. She is adorable and fun and was so ready to do whatever.
2nd day signing and still going strong
Saturday, January 9th, 2010I had another great day at the booth. Lots of fans and lots of fun and lots of friends. The nicest people I’ve ever known are in porn, strange but true. Kip and I worked it and then met up with Ryan and Pauline and checked into our room at the Palms. Exhausted we went to bed at 11:00PM. Not big party goers but that’s OK, I needed to save my energy and keep it for the fans. I pay a lot of money to have that booth at the show and the fans are what make me who I am so that is far more important then me getting my party on.
First day in Vegas and I’m a Big Weiner, uh I mean winner!
Friday, January 8th, 2010
I had a premonition that on the 7th I was going to win with the number 4. I went to the Casino after a great day of signing at my booth and put $20 on number 4 on the roulette table and whammy – it hit and I won $700. Kip put the $20 down for me so I paid him back the $20 and split the $700 with him, we celebrated and gloated all night.
I was also a big winner at the convention. The fans were awesome and I loved my huge 25 foot poster. Meeting everyone and hugging and saying hi just doesn’t get old. I do but hopefully I can keep doing this for a few more years to come.
Museums are closed on Mondays :(
Tuesday, December 1st, 2009
Ryan and I were so stoked to go to 3 museums today. We were going to the Art Institute and then the Walker museum and the Mill City museum. Only thing open was the garden across from the Walker museum. There were a bunch of cool sculptures and the most famous in Minnesota is the big spoon with the cherry. It looked good enough to eat. We are leaving tomorrow so we are going to try to hit 2 before we leave. Tonight we are taking it easy after the big game day and getting a bit to eat. I kind of want to go back to the Sushi place we went to on Saturday night. We had a Bret Favre roll. It had a tiny round potato cake, deep fried shrimp and avocado rolled up in rice and topped with Kobe beef. Shcrumpdiliocious. Yes it was. The sushi chef said he made it that way because Favre is a meat and potatoes kind of guy 🙂
Go Vikings Go!
Monday, November 30th, 2009Hell yeah, the Vikings won and Ryan and I got to see Bret Favre play. The gray fox did a superb job and I did a fantastic job of drinking a bunch of ice cold beers in 30 degree weather and tailgating at 10:00 AM, 5 hours before the game. Ryan got his beard and brows painted and my horn hat was a big hit.
Last night at Hollidazzle
Sunday, November 29th, 2009Got to downtown and there was a parade going on that is hosted by Target called “Hollidazzle”. I got to see a 2 story Target and a whole bunch of lighted floats. I drank a beer and had a shot of tequila before braving the cold to check out the rest of the sights. Ryan and I stumbled upon a doughnut van. Yes, a van that makes fresh little doughnut bites. Best shit I’ve ever had!!!
Landed in Minneapolis
Saturday, November 28th, 2009I’m here and I love it. The air is cool and crisp and the weather is perfect. I can’t wait for the game tomorrow. Our hotel is right by the Mississippi River. I got up at 3:00 AM and our flight was at 8:00 AM now we are getting close to 4:00 PM here so now I am pooped but I’ve got to check out downtown before I can get some shut eye 🙂
Happy Turkey Day!
Thursday, November 26th, 2009
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, I am sooooo thankful for everything in my life. I love my fans and I enjoy doing my websites and dvd’s and running my business and working with phenomenally talented people and my home life is great. I in fact am so thankful that today I am not eating turkey and watching the football but I am off this morning to downtown Hollywood to feed those less fortunate. It is a great charity. It is called Food on Foot and Ryan and myself will be there today. I am also bringing warm coats and clothing to donate.
Kisses to all of you and have a great day. Thank you for all the lovely emails I have received this morning. I adore you all and I will be eagerly responding upon my return home on Wednesday of next week. I am going to LA today, my in-laws on Friday for a belated Thanksgiving dinner, and then Ryan and I fly out to Minnesota on Saturday morning to attend the Vikings vs the Bears on Sunday. I have never been to Minnesota so last night I checked out all the things to do. There are some great museums and restaurants and other fun stuff. I can’t wait. It should be cold and I love cold weather so I am very happy to go. Oh yeah – “Go Bret Favre!” I love him.
Eventful day I suppose
Wednesday, October 21st, 2009
I just saw a cute little garter snake that looks just like the one in the photo (but mine appeared to have a full belly) slither across my driveway. I want to keep him, he’s pretty cute.
I have spent all day being a travel agent making arrangements for Las Vegas for the AVN show as well as planning my company Christmas party. You know, if this porn thing doesn’t work out I have a future as travel agent 🙂
I booked flights, hotels, you name it. This month has been pretty crazy in the travel department. Last Christmas for our company party we did a spinning wheel with different vacations you could land on. Well, every singe one of them changed the vacation they won, changed the flights, changed the dates and all. I had to rebook shit, pay out more money and basically it was just a big pain in the ass. One employee got back from Hawaii last week, btw, her original trip was for Cancun, don’t ask. Another employee just got home late last night from New York almost too exhausted to work and claims she spent all her money while there. One guy is down in Cabo in the middle of a hurricane and my office manager is flying down to Cabo (her trip was for Cozumel) tomorrow and she will either be just in time for the hurricane to pass or be there right in the eye of the beast. A few months ago Tim went to New Orleans, his original trip was for Cabo (guess he had a premonition about the hurricane) and next month I have our programmer, Jeff, going to Maui. Cross your fingers that nothing goes wrong with his trip. Like I said, I’ll never do that again. I am keeping it simple this year. Yeah, that’s what I always say. Now my neck hurts from sitting at the computer all day. My ears keep popping and my left foot is going numb. I guess it is time to get up and stretch my ass. Pilates sounds good or at least a nice long dog walk.
