I had a great time yesterday shooting, no more boob incidents happened, thank god. I dressed my husband up as a lumber jack. I couldn’t resist taking a photo with my iphone to show you. The background is from the pornfidelity shoot the day before. Quite festive I must say. I was all excited to shoot but I had to wait to film until right before the sun went down because it was 100 degrees outside. Ryan had to chop wood like a burly man with his beard and all and I got to play in the water so had it easier but it was still way to warm to work. I just don’t do well in the heat, it is much more tolerable if I am naked so I think it will be a naked summer for me this year 🙂

First the giant ugly hickie and now this! I forgot to tell you this in my earlier blog, I have something terribly wrong with my breasts. I have a new disease caused by a husband, a pastie, and superglue. You ask how does that happen? Well, let me tell you about my tale yesterday. Since it was a 4th of July scene as I mentioned earlier, I decided to put star shaped pasties on my nipples. I attempted to cover my hickie with it to no avail so I tried to cover the ugly bruise with make-up. The make-up caused the pastie to start to peel off during the middle of the scene. I put a little bit of superglue on to hold it down. It stuck and I was ready go and fuck. Then when it got hot and heavy the pastie started to come off in another part of the star. I ran upstairs to apply more glue and when “splat!” the glue came all over my tit as if it were my husband’s load. I put some lotion on it and screamed for Kip to assist me. He took his fingernail and scraped off all the excess glue. I now had a big red and raw patch on my breast that we covered with more make-up. At the end of the scene we pulled off the stars and along with them went my spray-on tan! Not only did it hurt, but now I had permanent white stars on my boobs. Nice look. I took some photos to show you. I have to go get ready for my Kelly Madison.com scene so hopefully all this mess will cover up. It is just a hazardous work environment, what can I say?

I had me some poontang last night. I did a scene with an extremely good looking Hungarian girl who got Ryan and I so hungry for her pussy. The scene went great. We drove all the way out to San Bernardino County to get some fireworks, hence it was a 4th of July themed shoot. We drove for 30 minutes only to discover a huge traffic pileup ironically due to a fire on the side of the freeway, probably caused by fireworks that we were on our way to get. I can’t believe that in San Bernardino it is legal to sell fireworks. Isn’t that the area where we had huge devastating fires a few years ago? Whatever. Well, getting back to the pornfidelity shoot, we got to the fireworks stand all ready to film and to purchase said should be illegal items when we discovered they weren’t open for business! They were just setting up. Oh well, we shot the pick-up and went home empty handed. Luckily for me, Ryan had his piccolo pete all ready to go. His cock soon became the giant flame thrower I know and love it to be:)

Later that night, we put on our jammies and sweats and drove to Panda Express. Ryan and I were both starving after working with that hot chick from Hungary and we barely made it through the drive through in time. They close at 10:30 and we placed our order at 10:28. We thankfully gobbled it up and took the dogs for a walk at the park. Ryan couldn’t resist taking a photo of my boobs while in the car.

I slept in like a lazy bear. I just woke up and it is 10:00 AM. I don’t know why I was so tired. I didn’t shoot last night, in fact, I went to tan and then took my dogs to the park. I did my traditional “double dip” last night. I lay in the tanning bed for about 10 minutes and then I get a Mystique spray- on tan. I wash my feet and hands and then I sleep on it. With my pale skin and sensitivity to skin cancer I am all about the “fake tan”. It stays on really well, even during sex scenes for about 3 days. After that it’s done and I exfoliate. This is my routine every weekend before I shoot. We usually shoot Friday, Saturday and sometimes Sunday as well. There are my 3 tan days in a row and then I exfoliate and spend the rest of the week white as a ghost. Attractive Imagery, huh? I look better tan in photos than white because I have so many freckles so I do what I must.

I am sitting here drinking some coffee and trying to “perk” up so that I can get my lazy sleepy bear ass in the shower. I have to be in make-up in less than 2 hours and go fuck a pretty girl. Life is tough. Porn isn’t!

This morning I was laying in bed with my husband and he started sucking on my breasts and then sucked so hard I could not believe it. I took a shower and there it was – A GINAT HICKY! No fucking way. He said he is sending me with a keepsake since I am driving to Las Vegas for 3 days to visit my sister. I suppose he tagged me as his own, whatever. In 10 years he has never done this. I don’t know what got into him. Well here’s the proof:

She won’t be out of jail in time for the 4th but she does get out on the 13th of July. Freedom at last. My cousin Janine Lindemulder gets out of prison and I couldn’t be happier for her. This is her site – http://www.freejanine.com

You have got to see her new update on her site. She had mad passionate sex with the hottest tranny I’ve ever seen by the name of Vanity. My husband now wants me to do the same. I don’t know, she is really pretty, I mean him, uh, well you know!

What a day! I awoke with the phone ringing off the hook as usual. I handled business, took care of what needed to go on at the office, met with my house manager and her brother, I thought I told them what I wanted done at my home and off to my dog’s chiropractor and acupuncture appointment I went. I know, I’m weird but he needs it and his dog insurance covers it. Nope, everything got mixed up. My house manager went over to the office and started to clean the carpets while my crew were trying to work and my husband got mad at me and I wasn’t even in the same county. I was sitting in an office in Redlands while my dog Trey was getting needles stuck in him and no one called to inform me of anything. Whatever, I ended up going over to the office house myself and working my butt off replanting plants and scrubbing down patio furniture and cleaning dildos. Yes, I said it, cleaning dildos and organizing them by color. I just finished a load of laundry back at home now and I am pooped. It is almost 8:30 and I have been going for over 12 hours straight. The most relaxing part of my day is sitting here writing to you. I hope you read it or at least know that I care and I just thought I would share my day with you. I’ve had much harder days and this one is appearing to me to be even easier than I had thought so with that I shall end my day by hoping most of you out there had it easier or at least as easy as I. Until tomorrow…

I was a very very good porn girl this weekend. OK, I wasn’t that good, I forgot to write in my blog all weekend but I was working my hiney off. Or at least, I wish I worked off those extra pounds but alas I just worked hard and my dogs are barking. No, not my Trey and Kaylee, my feet. I feel like I wore those damn porn shoes for 72 hours straight!

I shot with two very sexy dames this weekend for pornfidelity.com and I did 2 video shoots for my kellymadison.com site. I made out with my first girl, Nika Noire on Friday like a horny schoolgirl. Boy did she know how to kiss. She knew how to kiss my crotch too. She ate me out, fingered me, you name it. It felt so heavenly. I then spent all day Saturday with Diamond Kitty who is a spicy little Cuban. I smoked her ass up. I then spent all day Sunday shooting scenes for my site. I did a Statue of Liberty scene for what else, 4th of July and a nasty patio suck fest with my husband as the sun was going down. I love the backyard to our work house. The pool and all the plants and the lemon groves behind us just feels so summery.

After my scenes I cooked Ryan and Kip, my divine makeup, artist dinner. I made them chicken kabobs with couscous and barbequed corn and french bread with a some red wine. After dinner I put on my Statue of Libety hat and took a shot of it with my iphone. Kinda dorky but I wanted you to see it 🙂

My new tour has been finally launched. My husband and I have been working so hard on it. I like to call it a “test drive” rather than a tour. I have provided over 50 video clips so you can see exactly how often and what I update my site with. I don’t believe in ripping people off and I want you to be assured that I don’t do false advertising. I love my tour because now it shows you how massive the site is. There are over 75,217 photos, 2,125 full length videos which totals to more than 248 Gigs of content.