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Tuesday, July 10th, 2012First time lovers?….
Thursday, June 14th, 2012
I don’t think so! We’ve been together now 13 years. Geez, that’s a lifetime. Ryan was so cute during the shooting of my newest update for kellymadison.com. He was behaving as if we had never made love to each other before. He was sort of bug eyed when I pulled my breasts out of my dress. Bless his heart, he is such a titman, gotta love it!
Happy Cinco de Mayo
Saturday, May 5th, 2012
I like this holiday, an excuse to drink Coronas and eat chips and quacamole, are you kidding me? This is awesome! I had fun shooting my Cinco de Mayo scene with Ryan. He, as usual, was game for anything. This time I dressed him up like a day laborer and put a cheesy black mustache on him and went down to the local home improvement store and pretended to pick him up for a “job”.
Yeah, it was a job alright, a blowjob! After the scene was over we couldn’t resist putting hats on the dogs and taking some pics of them.
We had our own little family party after the scene and hung out and barbequed some hot dogs and went in the spa. We stayed the night and got up the next day and cleaned up the set and went in the pool. It was a nice weekend. And we got the scene done and edited and on the site just in time for Cinco de Mayo so check out my new update in the members section. Today we will be a bit more traditional with tacos and Coronas, yum!
Spring cleaning time
Sunday, April 22nd, 2012I have officially earned my Martha Stewart badge now. With the help of my fabulous office manager, Wendy, and my good friend, Jerry, we cleaned out the entire garage at the work house. This is a 5 car garage filled with industrial shelves of DVD’s, props, furniture, tools, paint, holiday decorations, pool shit, and whatever other crap you can think of. We hauled every single item out, sorted through it all, re-packaged everything nice and neat and had the cleaning ladies bleach down all the shelves and cupboards and the floor. I found a few dead mice so I was taking any chances.
I felt like I was on that “Hoarders” show. Well, hoarder no more because I ended up with a big pile of junk that was on it’s way out. I called 1-800-Got-Junk and those cute young boys loaded up an entire truck full of stuff. It wasn’t cheap to haul all that junk away but I chose them because they properly recycle all the computer and TV’s and various items. I couldn’t live with myself knowing it was all going into a landfill.
We also cut down and loaded up an entire truck bed full of boxes and I took that and a bunch of styrofoam and aluminum cans down to the local recycling facility. I was amazed at how big the enterprise was. I drove up and found myself in a huge line of cars. There were employees running around taking bags of cans and handing out receipts and forklifts whizzing about. I was told to back my truck up into a huge pile of cardboard. Meanwhile, there were several speeding forklift guys running back and forth in front of and behind my truck driving around as if it were a drag race and large plastic bottle all over the ground so as I drove it sounded like a damn firing range. Not easy on the nerves, that’s for sure. I got $38 for 3 bags of crushed cans and only $3.80 for all that cardboard. Oh well, I wasn’t doing it for the money, I was doing it for Mother Earth. So with this said, Happy Earth Day. I know I did my part 🙂
I took this picture from the front seat of my truck, that picture doesn’t do the pile justice, it was freaking huge!
Nacho Gorilla
Monday, March 12th, 2012
Ryan said he wanted nachos on his day off on Sunday. He stayed in his robe all day and I made him a huge plate of nachos with all the right toppings. He didn’t take the day off, though. He still worked on the computer for hours on end, put away equipment from the shoots on Thursday, Friday and Saturday and helped me with some chores around the house. Maybe someday he’ll actually get one whole day off from working – hmm, I doubt it. Enjoy your nachos baby, there’s more where that came from!
By the way, I also worked on my day off. I spent about 6 hours working on the new kellyfind.com reviews section. Check it out, there’s lots to offer you. Give me any feedback you may have by emailing me at kelly@kellymadison.com
Kagney kicks ass and takes names
Saturday, January 28th, 2012
She was wonderful to shoot with yesterday. She is so fun and sexy and sweet and just an overall 10 in my book. Last time we shot with her almost 3 years ago she got to beat up my husband and throw a bag over his head and tie him up and torture him. Too fun. Kagney and I wanted to do that again but Ryan didn’t want to roughhouse, he wanted to play house with 2 girls at the same time!
Happy Chinese New Year
Monday, January 23rd, 2012It is the year of the dragon. My husband happens to be a dragon and play one on TV. Seriously, I’m year of the ram and he’s year of the dragon. Looks like every year is his year!
Caught with my panties down
Wednesday, January 18th, 2012
Here I am trying to get ready to go to the mall to return and exchange a bunch of Christmas gifts and look what happens. I get caught with my panties down by Ryan as he hiding in his closet and then things go bad, real bad and all the clothes came off and yep, you guessed it, I never got to the mall. Thank goodness most of the stuff goes back to Nordstrom and they have an excellent return policy. Ryan kept the camera on and even videotaped all the closet action and he put it on my website. It goes up at midnight tonight. “Closet Freaks” is what we should have called it.
Other than trying to finish up some lose ends and a project for kellyfind.com, things are going well. I even opted out of going to Vegas. This is the first time in years I haven’t attended. Ryan is too busy to go and he is the one nominated this year so I just couldn’t go without him. I’ll go next year, hopefully it will be at the Hard Rock again like it is this year. A smaller venue sounds good especially if I don’t have to walk in high heels down what I have always called “the walk of shame” at the convention center. Going from the Venetian to the Sands Convention Center has always been the longest walk. By the end of the week your feet are killing you. Anyone that has gone knows what I’m talking about. They should have installed one of those walkways that move while you walk like in airports. I’m not saying I’m lazy, but 6 inch platforms are not hiking shoes!
Tebowing
Saturday, January 7th, 2012
OK, what is up with Tebow? Is God making him win because he is the luckiest SOB ever! I shot a scene for my site yesterday and got home just in time to see the end of the football game. I think my pose is a little off, need to work on it 🙂
So my dog Trey s sick still with pneumonia but life is getting less hectic. I see improvement in his health and we are getting caught up with work from all the holiday nonsense. In fact, I really enjoyed working yesterday out on the patio. We set up my big white antique looking bed on the patio and shot a scene while the sun was setting. The weather is so warm during the day. It doesn’t feel like winter at all. It has been in the 80’s for a few weeks now and even hit 90 degrees last week. I want to wear my sweaters, damn it!
I’m looking forward to things calming down and cooling down. The AVN show is coming up soon so the relief I aspire to attain won’t be coming my way until the end of the month, but that’s OK. AVN only happens once a year and it is the biggest event in the adult biz. Ryan is up for unsung male talent of the year and I really feel he deserves it. That guy works so hard. He works on the computer all day and all night and only stops programming and managing the websites and our affiliate program just long enough to shoot scenes for all 3 sites. He works way more than I do. He is a great husband, a great boss, and a great doggy daddy. He handles it all quite well and is very level headed and manages to cum multiple times in a scene. Now that’s talent 🙂
Keep an eye out for the pornfidelity updates this month of December
Saturday, December 3rd, 2011
Here’s a hint, who likes pickles and ice cream?
