I am still shocked and overwhelmed at all the hard work my husband put into throwing me my 40th Birthday party. Oh my. I don’t know how he did it all especially since I have been bitching at him for months now and wondering where he was or what he was doing. I thought he was doing his scuba stuff this whole time and I was quite jealous. See, you can never judge, not even the people you are closest to. Hopefully I have become wiser with age. We’ll see how well I do in the next year 🙂
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Tuesday, August 28th, 2007Survival and Surprises
Sunday, August 26th, 2007I did it. I fasted and it was great. Much easier than I had ever expected. I lost 5 lbs but Ryan lost 11lbs! Not that he even needed to lose a single pound. He’s gained back 6 lbs just this week and I have managed to lose a bit more so I am feeling good. I needed to do something to feel young and healthy since today is the big 40.
Ryan was amazing as usual. He totally surprised me on Friday. We did a hardcore scene for the site and then all of my employees just left or went home early and no one seemed to care about my birthday. Ryan told me to be ready to leave the house by 2:00 PM. I had no idea where we were going. He drove us down to Newport Beach and we checked into the Balboa Bay Club. It was a pefect day and we sat outside and had a drink while waiting to go up to our room. We changed for dinner and Ryan kept rushing me. We sat outside again and looked out over the harbour. We ordered caviar, raw oysters and dover sole. It was lovely. We then took a walk and came upon a gondola. Ryan told me to hop in. Yet another surprise. The gondola traveled around and then stopped dead in the water. We sat there and then I started to laugh because I hd no clue as to why were simply parked in the middle of the harbour. I looked over to my right where there was a huge yaght traveling way too close to us. I thought it might hit us and then I saw a bunch of people on deck yelling my name. Holy shit, it was my family and friends there for my party. I climbed aboard and started crying of course. I don’t know how he did it. There were over 60 people. Aunts and Uncles, cousins, sisters, all of our employees, friends and loved ones. I danced, partied and I had the best time of my life.
No Fair but won the auction fairly
Monday, August 13th, 2007Sadly to say I didn’t get to go the Orange County Fair last Friday to see the baby pigs. I did attend traffic school on Saturday and I ran into a guy that I went to high school with. He was the one teaching the class. Pretty ironic when you think we both took the same driving class in school and here I am a traffic violator and he a traffic school teacher now. Oh well, I guess I just refuse to grow up.
Sunday was the big auction and I won the auction for the antique desk. I got it for a great price and it is huge. I could have a foursome on that damn thing. I love it and I now have a giant desk to write to you all on 🙂
Carmella was fabulous. She shot with us on Tuesday and Wednesday. She is a blast as always. She is my favorite girl to shoot. We hired her to sign for us at AVN last year and all the fans loved her. She is getting so popular. I was happy that she worked with us for a few days. You are going to love her sexy solo. It is so big I have to break it up into 2 weeks. It is good and long and hot and oh, just see it for yourself. It will post next week.
After such a big weekend and shooting last week I tried to relax this past weekend. Hey, I said I tried. Instead I put up all new drapery in my bedroom and cleaned house and played with my dogs. I also went to dinner with the in-laws which is always a good time. I had my last real meal last night. Today I begin my pre-fasting which includes fruit, vegetables and water. I was fairly good today but I did have some vegetable chips and coffee and a diet coke. I am not supposed to have any caffeine but that is going to be a tough one for me. Hopefully I can do better later this week. I check into the detox spa on Friday. I have only myself to blame since I am the one that booked a weekend health spa. Ryan is being a great sport and is doing the pre-fasting with me. Already he is doing better at it than I am. Ooh that makes me so mad!
E! was Excellent!
Saturday, July 28th, 2007Being on the show was so fun. I thought Chelsea was really nice to us. I didn’t know exactly what to expect especially since what Ryan and I do for a living isn’t quite the norm. She was gracious and complimentary and funny. I had a great time and so did Ryan. I just got the biggest kick seeing Ryan in make-up. That was a first. I also really appreciated the fact that they sent a car to pick us up. They really made us feel special.
TV time was quickly over and porn time quickly began. Thursday we shot some nasty porn and yesterday was even nastier. I love days like those. Nasty and hot and wet, mmm, I like it a lot. I had one of the biggest orgasms on scene as of yet last night. Geez, I think I squirted. Now that is why I love doing this for a living. Each time I get to experience new things.
I am off to several family parties this weekend. I’ll check in when I get back on Monday. Take care and have a great weekend.
April Fool’s Day
Sunday, April 1st, 2007I thought I would announce my retirement today. It has been fun but all good things must come to an end – nah, It’s April fool’s day. Hell, I will be strolled out in my wheelchair ready to do my scenes. You are never going to get me to stop. I am having way too much fun.
I got my hair done and I love it. I just finished doing some pilates and now I am off to bed. I have to wake up at 4:45 AM and be on the road to Vegas by 5:30 AM. Ryan and I just went through all of our CD’s so at least I will have some good music to listen to. I pulled some Dave Mathews, some David Gray, some Led Zeplin and others. I like all music. We have hundreds, I would say maybe even thousands of CD’s. We had a music fetish for a while. Now we get so busy working we forget to listen to them. Sometimes it is fun to just sit on the floor and just listen to your old music. That is what we did tonight. I got some El Pollo Loco, that’s crazy chicken for you gringos, and we listened to music. It was quite romantic. Of course we had sex on the floor afterwards and then I had to go and do my pilates. I’m off to shower. Kisses and don’t forget to honk if you see me driving to Vegas tomorrow.
30’s & 40’s
Thursday, December 7th, 2006My husband is finally turning 30 next week. And I can’t believe I’m almost 40! Where the hell did the years go? I like that Ryan will be 30 soon. I don’t feel like I am robbing the cradle any longer. Tonight we are shooting with a girl who is 20 and she is so cute. Now I am robbing the cradle! We were talking and she said how she wanted to buy her mom a house in Texas and take care of her. She said she was 40 and it was time for her to retire. We all busted up laughing. She didn’t realize I was 8 months from retirement, so to speak. She didn’t mean to insult me by no means. It was just really cute and sweet and innocent but it was funny. Shantal, Pepe and myself got a good laugh out of it and then Shantal said if I retired there would be a bunch of people without a job. I love my crew. I am not going anywhere. I am off to shoot some porn and do a nasty scene. I just finished a kinky psychic scene that will post next week on this site. The crystal ball told me to do very bad things. I hope you like when I do bad things 🙂
Santa’s checking his lists
Monday, December 4th, 2006Santa Claus is checking his lists for who is naughty and nice and I definitely fit in the naughty catagory! I was kind of a handful this weekend but I made up for it yesterday. I cleaned the house, did laundry, went shopping and had gave blowjobs, fucked for hours last night and even had sex again this morning. I even fed the dog too. I like being naughty, it’s way more fun. I might be getting a bag of coal for Christmas this year but that’s OK, I bought myself my own Christmas gift last night. Don’t let me into a Gucci store, that’s all I’ve got to say.
I hope your weekend went well. Mine started off rocky but ended up like a fairy tale. Life is always exciting. That is the one thing I can always count on. I can’t wait for our Christmas company party. I did some shopping for it last night. I hope the gang likes the gifts I bought. I have more shopping to do but I got a little bit of a jump on it last night. I am off to LA this morning and we have a new employee starting today. There are lots of new beginnings going on in my life and even though I hate change, I have to look at the positive for all involved.
Ducks and Fucks
Monday, October 23rd, 2006I almost forgot to tell you about last Thursday. I went to my first hockey game at the Honda Center in Anaheim. The Ducks vs the Detroit Red Wings and the Ducks kicked ass. I love hockey now. It was so much fun to watch. There were a few fights but nothing major but the action of the game was intense. It is such a fast paced sport. I like it so much better than watching football. I want to go again. I took some photos and I’ll post them in the Behind the Scenes section very soon. We stayed and hung out in the VIP lounge area and met a few players. They were pretty cute. No missing teeth or anything. Yes, I want season tickets now 🙂
I am working today in the office. I am getting the studio ready to fuck in this Thursday and Friday. So far so good, I haven’t broken a nail yet but I’m sure that will change soon. I am off to go home and check on the painter. I love the smell of fresh paint.
Oh yeah, I also had great sex this morning. I was barely awake at first but pleasantly surprised as Ryan rolled me to the side and slid into me. I am ususally not a morning fuck person but today I was especially horny. I had an awakening orgasm. Then I looked out the window and saw a beautiful deer in my side yard. What a great way to start the day!
