Seriously, that’s the question I asked myself all throughout the month of August. 49? Where has time gone? I remember thinking when I started my website that I was 33 and wow that’s a bit old to be taking off your clothes but alas, here I am 16 years later still strutting my stuff. It may be older stuff but still stuff, nonetheless. Thanks for the support.
I spent the month keeping my mind off my age and at times probably should have been acting my age. We hired a beautiful model to do arial acrobatics and I just couldn’t keep myself from hanging from the fabric like a little kid.
I tried to be a bit more respectable but ended up masturbating in the bathroom while I was at a party. Shame on me!
Then I decided to dress like a lady and then promptly undress and again with the masturbation? I guess the older women get the hornier they get? It seems to ring true for this old broad!
I was able to spend my birthday weekend with some very dear friends down in Newport Beach. We rented a villa and right when we checked in Ryan got out the camera and we inaugurated our weekend home. We had fun and shot some content, made dinner and went to bed early and rose with sun and drank our coffee while overlooking the golf course and the beautiful ocean view. We then met up with our friends who drove down from LA and Ryan and Kyle golfed while I was able to get some wonderful girl time with Sarah hanging out by the pool and going to the spa. We dined that evening together and then reluctantly went home the next day. This was my third time staying at the Villas at Pelican Hill and I could just live there permanently, a bit expensive but maybe they won’t notice me if I keep real quiet ; )
Happy Summer Everyone! Wow is it hot where I live. Over 100 degrees is just too much for me, can we say “Boob Sweat” for days?!!! So I took a quick work/vaca down to Huntington Beach with Ryan and the doggies and got away from the blistering hot weather. It was great. We were right across from the beach and our view was awesome, plus it wasn’t too far from Dog Beach and restaurants and shopping were just an elevator down. I really enjoy shooting on location. I don’t have the crew I have when I shoot at home but it just feels more intimate and real when it is just Ryan and myself. So I did a few shoots, got crushed by a big ass wave and I still have water in my left ear, and the highlight was taking the dogs for long walks for sure.
I graduated high school from Huntington Beach High over 30 years ago and some parts of Huntington are so different now. It is so much nicer than it was but there are parts that still have that old beach town charm and kind of grimey. I like it all.
So since my full time preoccupation is trying to stay OUT of the heat and indoors with my AC, thoroughly utilizing my new solar panels, I have been doing a bunch of online tests. I guess I’m trying to figure myself out since I will be turning 49 next month. I found some that are really cool. For instance,
To find out what Chinese Element you are can help you with balancing your energy, Tao of Wellness has the best one:
So if you are going to waste time on the Internet after checking out my new Summer updates, check out these tests, hey it is always fun to learn about yourself and you might come away with a different view on yourself and how to relate to others!
Look who I met down at the fireworks stand before it opened. Too bad we got there too early and they weren’t open for business yet. Oh well, I took her home with me and Ryan and made our own fireworks with her!
And a few years ago I got caught pleasuring myself in my bedroom by the Bug Man.
I thought I was all alone in my room when he came peering through my bedroom window at me! He invited himself in.
I liked the thorough service he provided and figured it was a one time thing. Oh no, forward a few years and there I was again on the bed with my favorite toy and just as he had done before, he spied on me and then boldly walked on in to give me my Bug Man full service job…
It has been a bit of a circus around here. We’ve had Mean Kitty and Horny Horse, pregnancy surprise and travels to Napa.
To begin I thought it might be fun to punish Mr. Madison and put a restraining mask on him, tie him up and tease him with my kitty cat. Oh, I know, I’m such a Mean Kitty, aren’t I? Don’t worry, he liked it and it was nice getting my kitty cat licked and he got none!
Don’t worry guys, I wasn’t too rough on him. I just like to play like I’m mean. Purrr purrr.
Next it was out in the country on a warn summer day taking a bath in old horse trough. Little did I know there was still a horse around who wanted to drink. I decided to drink up his cum instead!
After all that horsin’ around, we had a surprise guest from the past with news of her pregnancy and guess who the Daddy is? Mr. Madison of course! After enjoying the pleasures of how he got her pregnant we had to rush her off to the emergency room to give birth to a baby Madison.
Then we packed our bags and headed for Napa. Oh, how sweet the taste of wine country. Our room had a view of the local vineyards and each morning I awoke to tranquility of inner peace and beauty of nature and a slight wine hangover!
I am so very thankful for every brave American Soldier who faithfully gave everything, some even their lives, in order to provide me with opportunity and freedom.
I am still a very proud contributor for over a year now to pets for vets, www.petsforvets.com. Check them out, they are an awesome organization. So as I said last year, spend less than what you would on a 6-pack of beer this Memorial day and help a vet get a fuzzy friend that will change their life.
It has been a little over a month since I last checked in with everyone. I finished all my renovations for now and gearing up for a busy summer ahead. I had a lot of fun shooting this month for my site and got back to my roots of doing more costume style shoots. After all these years I still enjoy getting ready and the excitement I feel knowing that I get to share my art, for lack of a better word, with the everyone. I decided to use my unfinished room as a set and borrow some guns of Ryan’s and do a little sniper inspired gun toting video/photo set. Don’t mistake my posing with guns as some sort of political statement. On the contrary, I quite fear guns and I am not a big fan of the NRA and I’m all about stricter gun laws. Holding the that big shotgun did make me feel like a badass, I will admit that!
After holding a big gun and pleasuring myself what was next? A nice long sensual massage. Oh yeah and let me tell you, it felt real goooood. I got pampered in every sense of the word. It was delicious!
Next it was time to head out and attend Coachella, or my version of it entitled “Cuntchella” ha ha.
And the following week it was all about taking me out to the ball game and then seducing one of the players on the team. Batter up Boys!
And saving the best for last, I got to school you as only Ms. Madison can on the details of Sexual Intercourse as taught in my School of Porn. Check out my youtube video taken from the intro of the video from my site.
In closing, for those that are enjoying a day off or for those working tirelessly like my husband is today at the office, take a moment to say “thanks” to our vets. At 3:00 today take a moment of silence in remembrance of our vets and pray that the horrors of violence and war is soon to be a thing of our past and not something humanity has to bear with until the end of time.
Happy April Everyone. This month has been full of new things, new beings, and a new perspective on what it takes to get shit done around the house. On the 13th it was mine and Ryan’s wedding anniversary. We have been together for almost 17 years, and most of that time married and working together. I am starting to take this hard working man for granted and most recently realized my whole universe would not have been the same had he not been with me, holding my hand and going on this journey together. Awwww, yes, I am still in love with him even though he does tend to drive me crazy!
The day after our anniversary my new nephew was born, his name is Zen and he was delivered Cesarean which caused a few respiratory problems for him but I can happily announce today, 11 days later, he is coming home from the hospital as healthy as can be! Yay!
I spent last weekend babysitting my niece’s other son and her husband’s two children. I took them to go see Jungle Book, OMG, that is my favorite movie now. I love being an Aunt and spoiling them and buying them frozen yogurt and toys and going to the park and then packing up my car and going home. Dogs are way easier – ha ha. No really, they are precious and if I could spend time with them every weekend I would : )
I love doing content for my site and so I have been busy this month doing that as you can see, I can’t fake the funk.
I have also taken on the chore of remodeling the master bedroom at the work house. I wanted to do a reclaimed brick wall look with old brick, who knew it took so much work to make something look old and torn up a bit. Geez. It is done now and it looks great, just what I wanted. I re-did the ceiling, lighting, flooring, paint, floor boards, you name it. I also upgraded the master bath and the walk in closet. I also like how one starts off with a budget in mind and somehow along the way it quadruples? How does that happen?
I am on my way over to see Ryan with the doggies in about an hour. I have to do my makeup and then head over to the work house with about 20 sets of bras and panties to model for Polaroids that I sell on my site along with my outfit I’m wearing today for the shoot (I know it is Sunday but what can I say, working is fun for me!), dog food and walking apparatus for them, chicken and veggies to barbecue and some adult beverages, bathing suits to go into the pool and spa afterwards and most importantly, I take with me a great sense of happiness knowing that I get to enjoy this beautiful day.
Welcome beautiful springtime! I just walked outside and everything is so green and luscious. The hills behind my home look like Maui. I love this time of year and we have been spring cleaning away. We had some plumbing troubles and now we are fixing everything and painting the walls. Everything is beginning to feel fresh and new which only inspires me to do work more. I love when all is in order. The only down part to this month so far is the anniversary of my sister’s passing. I can’t believe a year has swept by so quickly. I was pretty depressed last week but decided to turn the day of her passing into a celebration of sorts and we had a big pizza party at the office. I also went down this past weekend and visited my niece who is expecting her 2nd child in April. We sorted through all the baby stuff and did some shopping to get her ready to bring home the little guy. I have to admit I am a bit sore from playing with her son and her husband’s two kids. I thought I was in shape but playing with them for 2 days straight really shows me my age – yikes!
I have a new DVD that was released this month and It is the 2nd of a new line I am calling Ms. Madison.
I also wanted to share some photos of my new updates on my site. I like the nerdy lab professor the best : )
I updated one of my favorite scenes that I did with Sophie Dee in our bikinis. Now there’s a whole lotta titty for ya!
I also worked with Bree Olson a while ago, before all the Charlie Sheen drama. I don’t think she is in the business any longer but she sure made an impression on me when I worked with her, so damn cute.
So March and the beginning of Spring are just zinging along and so am I. I’ll be checking in after Easter and letting you know what surprises I get from the Easter Bunny. Oh I do hope it is a new Tesla but I’ll settle for some See’s candy.
This new year is very special for me. I see it as a new beginning to start something fresh and magical. Last year was full of pain and despair, loss and difficulties, challenges and most of all, great change. I feel it was my year of real growth so for that I will be forever grateful but now I would like to take my new awareness and really do something important. So I wish for all of you to meet this new year with enthusiasm and most of all, belief in yourself. There is no better time than now to diminish the power of unconscious beliefs that are not working for you and embrace new possibilities with a new awareness level. I’ve learned through some very difficult lessons that what I identify with, I become. I’m ready to be the best me I can be in 2016!
So here is what has been happening in my little world since Jan. 1st.
I celebrated 2016 with a video from pornfidelity.com that we shot a few years ago with the gorgeous Ana Foxxx and the vivacious Nyomi Banxxx. It was such a fun shoot that I wanted to share it with my members.
I worked on Jan. 1st and did a photo/video shoot. With the chaos of the holidays and birthdays in December I really had no other time to work so a few of us had to work on New Year’s day. It was fun and I love what I do so I truly can’t complain that is was “work” if you know what I mean. Making love to my husband on or off camera is always a good way to start the New Year.
I was also able to visit Carlsbad and see my niece and her new husband and all their kids. It was so nice down by the ocean that Ryan and I decided to stay an extra day. We had a nice room with a kitchen with the ocean only steps away so why not stay and enjoy a day together? We enjoyed it the best way we know how, we shot a video in the morning after walking the dogs on the beach : )
I then celebrated this month with my favorite person EVER to work with, Brandi Love. We had so much fun making this video a few years ago, that again, I had to steal it from pornfidelity.com and share it with MY members. This one is called “Cumsicle”, yes, use your imagination on that one!
The second week of January we left for a work/vaca trip to Cabo. I had a quick business trip to Vegas and then I was off to Mexico. It was so cold when we boarded the plane and we landed only 2 hours later in 80 degree heaven. I usually love the cold but it was a nice warm welcome that I really appreciated. I have 4 videos to share on my website that I did while down there. This amateur sort of out of focus photos is from the first video we did, we went out enjoying the town and I was so tired I fell asleep in my dress lying on the bed. Ryan woke me up to have sex and so we turned on our little camera and captured the “real thing”. No lights, no big cameras, just us in the middle of the night in Mexico as raw as can be.
To end our trip to Cabo in grand style Ryan and I drove to Flora Farms in San Jose. It was spectacular! We took a tour of the farm and had a lovely dinner. The farm and all the produce, the beautiful grounds, the elegant dining experience all far exceeded our expectations. It made us want to go home and be farmers.
Well, we’ve been home for almost a week, I haven’t starting planting my newly inspired garden as of yet but I have been planting seeds on what I want to create this year.
Oh, I am in love. No, not with a new man but I fell in love with a city while traveling with my man. We went to New Orleans for Halloween and to attend the Saint’s game. I have never been to New Orleans so I was so excited to go. I even packed my bags several days before our departure which is very much unlike me, I was ready to go. Knowing that we would be there for Halloween I packed Ryan and myself costumes to wear and traveling with big hats with feathers on them was no easy task. We got into New Orleans around 7PM on Friday the 30th and just driving to our hotel we saw hundreds of people dressed up for Halloween walking the streets with adult beverages in hand. My kind of town. So we hurried up and checked in to our beautiful antique filled hotel room and jetted out onto the streets with the other crazies.
Of course we hit Bourbon street first where I was promptly greeted by fan that yelled out “Hey Kelly Madison”. As I said this was my kind of town filled with my kind of people. We had a few drinks and strolled in and out of the bars. I quickly found out this was a walking town and I had on the wrong shoes. But I also discovered the more you drink the less your feet hurt. I also discovered Madison Street.
The next day we went on a 3 hour museum hosted walking tour of the city. Yes, I bought some proper shoes for the event, Aerosoles to be exact, and we explored the town from end to end. We got some crab cakes and then headed back to our hotel.
I started to get ready for our night out and decided to turn it into a photo/video update for kellymadison.com. So after a bit of work I put on my dress and cape and Ryan adorned a steampunk/voodoo daddy getup and off we went to Frenchman Street.
Everyone was dressed up and hanging out on the street despite the downpour of rain. I loved that even though everyone was quite hammered there was no violence or “episodes” of raging testosterone. Everyone got along, everyone was kind to the homeless people, there was respect all around which made for a crazy fun night. The best costume I saw that night was the Publisher’s Clearing House Gang. So original and awesome to see them walking down the street, I just had to take a pic with them!
We didn’t stay out too late, just long enough to eat a midnight hot dog at Dat Dog which is super delicious, and to see a live brass band on the street that was harmonizing with a big trash truck driving past. We walked back soaking wet and went to bed in order to be fresh and ready for the Saints vs the Giants game on Sunday. And can I say, what a game it was! It was pouring rain so the tailgating wasn’t much but we did find a great restaurant and met some friendly Saints fans to sit with. The place was super crowded so I talked to a few people in line and we agreed to all sit together as a party of 8 rather than wait an hour for separate tables. Definitely a good idea because I loved hanging out with them. I really loved everyone in New Orleans. I could live there. The game was epic, the food was delicious, and having a few double Maker’s Marks was the cherry on top.
After recovering from the game, we decided to head out to get a bite to eat. We ended up in a nice place that served a full menu at the bar and I got to have my first Sazerac. Our bartender was informative, talkative, and cool as shit, just how I like my bartenders.
We tried to get into the museum on Monday but alas, it was closed. We still got to see some more sights and check out the art galleries and again, more people watching. Best people watching town ever! We hit a voodoo store where we ran into another fan and took a pic with him. Ryan also bought an African mask from the voodoo store, still wondering if that was a wise decision. We eventually sauntered back to our hotel and had fabulous sex. Don’t worry, I got it all on film and both New Orleans scenes I shot will be on my site this week and next. We finished the night off with an elegant dinner at Muriel’s and a midnight stroll. We even stopped and had our palms read. Seems Ryan is going to live into his 90’s. I guess all that sex is going to keep him alive for a very long time.
Tuesday we said goodbye to our beloved city. We will be back. There was still so much to do. It breaks my heart thinking of all that happened in the aftermath of Katrina. I said a little prayer when I first saw the Superdome. I’m glad that the city has recovered as much as it has and even though there are still people that never got back what they lost, New Orleans never lost its magic.
I chose this title because looking back at the last month or so a lot of problems I imagined as difficult mountains really have turned out to be nothing at all and all the daunting tasks became fun challenges that I actually enjoyed doing.
So with that said let me catch you up on things. Last I wrote I had just gotten back from my birthday trip to Rancho Santa Fe. Soon after we got home we had a major leak from the 2nd floor down to the basement. This is the 2nd time this has happened and we thought it was fixed. I called out the plumber and after putting two holes right where I just repaired it from last time, alas they found no leak. Come to find out, the last model that we shot somehow left the shower door open and had the shower head pointed outside the shower and got the floor all wet enough to soak down 2 floors! Again, thought it was a huge mountain, nah just a mole hill that cost me $500 to repair.
Ryan and I had our annual trip planned to June Lake to shoot some content for my site and get out into the great outdoors. Right before going I decided to re-do my wood deck by the pool. Well there ended up being a few hick-ups in the process and it cost more than originally planned and took much longer to do and then all of a sudden our pool began to lose inches of water a day. We ended up having a major leak in one of the pipes under the newly done deck but it wasn’t construction related, just random. Everything got fixed and the mountain-like problem ended up being nothing but a busted pipe that luckily we could get to without destroying all the work done.
I have avoided a few other tragedies as well this past month. I also learned a good lesson from them all: Not all things are as they appear and if you keep level headed and positive the solutions come to you with ease.
So now I am taking on a badly needed roof repair, new windows in the master bedroom, and some long overdue landscaping. I just signed a contract for new Internet which is no easy task when your house has absolutely no cable or fiber going to it. All of it has to be brought in by telephone pole. But after long negotiations with the City and with Time Warner I refuse to pay $96,000 for coax cable to be put in the road and instead worked out a deal with AT&T for 5 times the bandwidth I was getting before for less than what I was paying and I’ll have no construction costs or headaches. Wheh!
So enough with my boring life. Let’s get back to what I enjoy doing most which is entertaining my fans. I did shoot a few scenes up in the mountains as well as some photo/video shoots when I was in Rancho. I also updated a shoot I did with Julia Ann that I wanted to share with the members of kellymadison.com, she was my first porn girl crush. I really love her. She is a good person inside and beautiful in every way.
Here a few photos from it all:
I have also written a few more articles for Level Magazine that I wish to share with you. I’ll post them in the coming days. Take care and remember, what you focus on, you create. Focus on the problems and not the solutions and the problems just gets worse.
Namaste!
