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Dead Bodies!

Thursday, March 31st, 2005

I hope everyone’s Easter was bunnylicious. Mine was. We celebrated in the Christian tradition of going to the museum to look at dead people! Yes, we really did. We went to the Natural Science Museum here in Los Angeles and saw the “Body Worlds” exhibit by Gunther von Hagens. This artist made sure to display the male and female genitalia at every opportunity. It was very graphic indeed. It was fantastic to see all the muscles and organs preserved so well and then displayed so artfully. It made me appreciate how intricate and delicate our bodies truly are. With that new realization I promptly went home and gave myself a spectacular orgasm in order to study my body’s reaction to intense stimulation of the clitoral region.

Guess what I’m doing this weekend? Shooting porn would be the answer. Yes, I get to suck on some cock, eat a little pussy, make a little love, get down tonight. I love my job! I get to work with the fabulous Penny Flame. I adore her. We met working together at Danni’s Hard Drive. She has so much energy and I do think she missed her calling as a stand up comedian. She’s still young, she could become the first naked comedian!

I am then leaving for the wine country early Sunday morning and coming back Monday night. Too short of a trip to really appreciate the grapes but I didn’t plan the trip. I’ll tell you if my experience is anything like that in the movie “Sideways”.

Happy New Year!

Saturday, January 1st, 2005

Happy New Year to all of you. I welcome in 2005 with the celebration that my site now has over 500 videos and over 30,000 photos. That is quite a milestone for us here at 413 Productions. We were just 2 people taking photos and developing them at the grocery store, of all places! We started kellymadison.com on a whim and never knew if anyone would like it. Thanks to all the wonderful members such as yourselves, the site has now grown so large and it is so much fun to be a part of. I can’t thank you enough.

I would also like to say today that my heart goes out to those that have suffered from the devastation of the tsunami. I urge everyone to donate what they can and to really pull together as one world. With what has happened to hundreds of thousands of people it sort of puts all our trivial problems in perspective.

I am thankful, grateful, and oh so excited about this new year. I get to finally do a livecam show on Sunday after a month and a half of not being able to do one. I miss you all so much. I am feeling great now.

I am leaving for Vegas on the 3rd to attend the Internext Convention and then the AVN show. I am so excited to see all my friends and the great people I have met over this past year. I will take loads of photos and post them on the site. I promise to take lots of nasty photos as well!

Merry Christmas!!!

Saturday, December 25th, 2004

Merry Christmas to you all. It’s been a fabulous holiday season filled with love and family and great friends. I really appreciate the wonderful friends I have found through doing this website. You are all so kind and loving and generous with your comments and suggestions. I want to take a moment and sincerely thank you all. I love you guys and I hope that I’ve given you what you want for Christmas – a triple X-mas! There is so much more in store in the coming months. I can’t wait to share it with you!

Ryan’s Birthday

Thursday, December 2nd, 2004

It’s Ryan’s Birthday today and I have taken him to a secret location! I can’t believe we had a chance to get away for 2 days. I am turning it into a work excursion, though. We are filming a scene on Friday night. Sunday is the big family party and then Monday night we are celebrating his birthday with his family while watching football. I will be wearing a Miami Dolphins hat just to piss everyone off! We are having our company party on the 21st and them bam – it’s Christmas. I have had no time to shop at all. I think everyone will be getting gifts from Walgreens this year!

It’s been really busy at the office getting everything together. I hired a new office manager to assist with all the customer service and help me out with all the accounting. Training someone new is fun but it takes a lot of time. She is really awesome and will help you guys with all your customer service.

Right before I know it, I’ll be in Vegas for the Internext Convention and the AVN show. So if I am a bit rude and don’t get back quickly to your e-mails or questions in the forum, I apologize. I am not trying to avoid you, I promise. I love sitting at my computer at home answering e-mails. I could sit there for hours on end and never tire. All of you are so good to me and say such wonderful things to me. After the first of the year everything around here should settle down. It has to, or I’ll go nuts.

The Holiday Season

Thursday, December 2nd, 2004

Hello you guys. Sorry it’s been a while since I’ve checked in. I ‘ve been under the weather lately. I am feeling a bit better now, just in time for the holiday rush.

I am so excited about this month. I’ve got the best content for you. Thanks for voting. Because of your votes, I scheduled and shot with Jelena Jensen and I did another video similar to one that you voted one of the best. I can’t give it away, it’s a surprise. I’ll give you a hint, I look rather secretarial. Hee hee. I always want to give you more of what you really like so please continue to vote.

I haven’t put up a Christmas tree yet but I hope to have time to do it next week. I need to get some mistletoe as well! I love those free kisses.

I also love everyone’s e-mails. They kept my spiritis high when I was feeling poorly. I read them all even if I was not feeling good enough to respond 🙂

Happy Thanksgiving

Thursday, November 25th, 2004

Happy Thanksgiving. I wish everyone a wonderful turkey day. I want to share a few sayings that you can only get away with at Thanksgiving.

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It’s cool whip time!
4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
5. Whew, that’s one terrific spread!
6. I’m in the mood for dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds, yet?
8. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some.
10. Don’t play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuf it in.
12. Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!
18. That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it’s ready?

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