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Happy Halloween!

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006

Yikes, there is a monster in my bed, oh no. It’s just my husband’s cock. Silly me. Well I have lots of treats for you. No tricks, I like to spoil my babies not tease them. So much has happened since I last checked in. We had a few shoots that went wonderfully. We also had a party and we all got silly drunk. We dressed up in some crazy outfits. Ryan was a “Country loving” dude with red overalls and a hillbilly hat and a blow-up sheep positioned over his cock. The funniest thing was that the sheep had on fishnet stockings. He called her “Cocoa”. Tim dressed up as the Crocodile Hunter who has recently passed with the famous outfit on and a blood stain on his chest. I was a slutty nurse which wasn’t a big stretch, just the nurse part. We had pirates and cowgirls, saloon bitches and fairies. Hef and a bunny showed up and a racecar driver with some serious speed. I will post all the photos soon in the behind the scenes section.

I hope everyone is having a great Halloween. I love this holiday. All the girls dress up like sluts and the guys let down their “I’m too cool” attitude and dress up and are goofy. We are all just big kids. Eat candy, drink pumpkin flavored beer and chase down nasty little witches.

9-11

Monday, September 11th, 2006

I can’t believe it has been 5 years already. The news and the specials on tv were so depressing. I felt a national duty to watch as if somehow I was paying my respects by watching these programs. So many people were hurt or killed. It was beyond sad to see so many innocent people have their lives taken away or destroyed by people they didn’t even know. To those of you out there that survived the tragedy or sufferred the loss of a loved one, my heart goes out to you. There were so many cases of bravery and national pride that evolved out of the bad. I wish we had that same pride and spirit today. I remember everyone with their American flags and a sense of patriotism that I had never experienced before. Upon reflection of all the damage and pain It is difficult not to hate the people responsible but it seems hate just breeds more hate. I think those angry guys in Al-qaeda need to get laid more 🙂

They need a good dose of kellymadison.com too so that they don’t take life so seriously. Relax, suck on a titty and quit trying to kill all the infidels, we aren’t that bad. We are a whole lot more fun than you think!

All kidding aside, it was a good day to reflect on what is important and to remember to not take life or our freedoms for granted. I’m not willing to hand over my civil rights to the government but I’ll agree to take my liquids out of my overnight bag.

Ceiling fans and beach sand

Monday, September 4th, 2006

On Labor day I have been honoring the holiday by doing a bunch of labor. I’ve cleaned house, I cleaned cages, I finished laundry and now I am done for the day. I am going to put together a gift basket and head over to the ceiling fan store and then go down to San Diego to see my niece. I was supposed to see her yesterday but our days got mixed up. I have to get to Huntington Beach before 3:00 PM to check out some ceiling fans and then head on down to San Diego and hit the dog beach before she gets off work at 5:00 PM. I am going to take the little weasel to dinner and give her the basket. I’m sure traffic is not going to be fun but I’ve gotta do what I gotta do.

Older and Better?

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006

Yes, I am now a year older not wiser but hopefully better. I am now 39. I feel the same but I have been at home for the last 2 days recovering from Vegas. We drove out to Vegas on Wednesday morning and then I shot a steamy scene for pornfidelity.com with your favorite, Carmella Bing! Her titties are even bigger than before! We also had her do a special fan request for here on this site. I just know you are going to love it. We didn’t finish filming until after midnight so I ordered some room service and went to bed. I awoke at 7:00 to begin my very busy day of shooting with the people from Gent and D-Cup magazine. After a pot of coffee and a few hours doing hair and make-up I was ready to go. We shot several magazine covers and photo layouts for the magazines. I also shot a set with this gorgeous girl who had just flown in from Hawaii by the name of Claudia. She was so sweet. Everyone hung out in my 2 story suite all day and shot. I had Carmella come back to shoot as well with the magazine but we ran out of time. Even though she didn’t get to shoot we did get to hear some of her crazy stories and she kept us in stitches all day. Rhiannon came by at around 7:00 pm to do a quick interview with us and to snap a few behind the scenes shots. Her tits are gigantic! The cool thing about her is that she is so sincere and has such a great sense of humor about herself and everyone else. I was delighted to finally meet her and I know I have met a truly dear friend. We had to kick everyone out by 8:00 in order to shoot my scene for this site. Ryan and I got really nasty in the living room of the suite. I also did a nasty little solo in the bedroom as well for you guys. I even snuck in another photoset that next morning prior to checking out. Hey, it was an expensive room, I had to make the most of it! Oh yeah, that next day I went to see my sisters to celebrate my birthday. We went out for food and drinks and it was awesome. I wish my family lived closer to me.

We drove home that Saturday on my birthday. I was exhausted. Ryan had a day at the spa planned for me and I was even too tired for that. We ended up going home and taking a nap. After feeling a bit more rested we headed down to Laguna Beach for the Sawdust Festival. It was a nice casual evening and to me, a perfect way to spend a birthday.

Ryan’s parents took us out on Sunday and again, had a blast. I was able to spend some quality time with his family as well for my birthday.

Now I am home with a bit of a head cold but at least I feel loved. I had a lot of family and friends spending time with me and that always means the most. I also came home to happy and healthy pets so that was a blessing as well.

Thank you to all you guys that sent me e-cards and the lovely birthday e-mails. I feel so appreciated and loved.

Kisses and Hugs!

Happy 5th of July!

Wednesday, July 5th, 2006

I wanted to wish you a happy 5th since I wasn’t able to wish you a happy 4th. I hope your holiday was as enjoyable as mine. I spent it wih Ryan and my niece, Amanda. We went over to Ryan’s parents for our annual party. I think I drank one too many Coronas because I am a little bit off today. The weekend went great and shooting with Nikki was delightful. She is very sweet and a really good sport. She walked into a beauty salon and pretended to be a customer only to then walk right back out so that I could pretend to pick her up right outside. All the women in the shop were asking her what she was doing. Of course we always say the same thing, that we are doing a student film. Thank goodness our photographer looks like she is still in college it’s just what kind of college she is attending is in question since we always have our titties popping out and we have on our porn-style make-up!

Like I said, I am bit slow today. I need to go to Home Depot and to the PO Box later on but it is so hot outside I don’t want to leave my air conditioned home. I was supposed to be working with my accountant today but he isn’t ready for me yet. Oh well, I guess it all worked out for the best. I get to deal with my banks this week so that always makes for a fun time, not! I don’t know why they have to be so difficult. They now will not take any check or money order from Europe, even if it is written in US dollars. It’s time to get a new bank but what a hassle. Sorry I am complainig to you. I just thought I would let you in on some of my problems. They are pretty little so I guess I should shut up.

I am shooting again this weekend. Friday and Saturday are pornfidelity shoots and Sunday I am doing a hardcore Kelly Madison shoot. We are going to do another pov scene. I hope you like that style. It’s a lot more like I am fucking the person watching the video so that always turns me on more. I really do enjoy knowing that you are watching me have sex. I never had such an easy time having an orgasm until I started my site. I am such a perv. I hope you are too!

Happy Cinco de Mayo

Friday, May 5th, 2006

Get yourself a Mexican beer, eat some chips and sals and don’t forget the cock-a-mole. I am going to get me some cock-a-mole and I’ll tell you all about it. I want my man to dip it inside my hot pussy and do the cha cha all over my titt

Happy St. Pat’s

Friday, March 17th, 2006

Well, I just saw the new cover to one of our DVD’s and it is too funny. We put together a DVD starring all our hot and sexy black girls on the pornfidelity.com site and we called it “Baby’s Mommas”. I love that title. It cracks me up. Of course, the all hispanice “Run for the Border” was a funny one but I think the best is yet to come because in May we are releasing “I’m Old Enough To Be Thier Mother” starring an all teen cast with me and Ryan. Porn is just too much fun.

Speaking of fun, happy St. Patrick’s Day. Hope you’ve got your green on. I have on a green jacket and my dog, Trey has on a green bow-tie. He looks very handsome indeed. I wanted to bring in my green food coloring and my beer pitcher and serve the gang here at the office some green beer but I forgot it all at home. I suck as a boss. I guess we’ll just have to drink regular beer. I don’t get to party too hard tonight because all weekend we are shooting. I hope you enjoy my St. Patrick’s day update. It was fun making it. I got to finger fuck myself on camera and I haven’t done any solo stuff for a while. Kisses and I’ll check in again after the weekend and let you know whose pussies I got to eat.

A week has gone by already?

Sunday, March 12th, 2006

It’s been a week already? I swear this year is flying by. It will be St. Patrick’s Day soon. I’ll have a little something festive for you on that day, I promise. Yesterday I relaxed. Ryan wasn’t feeling well so we re-scheduled a photo shoot. Today he is much better but I had a hell of a time getting him off my computer. He’s been on it since 6:00 am working on kellyfind.com. I tell you, the entire company puts a lot of effort into that free site. I wanted to get on my computer to catch up on e-mails and to write in my diary so I lured him off with food.

Today I am cleaning house and doing e-mails. I think we are going to dinner tonight. I don’t really feel like getting dressed and putting on make-up today. It’s cold and raining and it is a great day to stay at home in pajamas. Tomorrow we are shooting the scene for St. Patrick’s Day. Last year was hysterical. Ryan dressed up as a leprachaun and we fucked outside on the green grass. We shot the video not far from my home and with all the rain we had last year the hills looked like they belonged in Ireland. I need to decide today what we will do tomorrow but it’s going to be hard to top last year’s. I am going to La Jolla on Tuesday and then to my Father’s grave in Riverside. His birthday was on the 14th. It is going to be a long day for me but I enjoy going to my Father’s grave. I do it every year.

Now the dryer is beeping at me as if it were a starving baby. I like all my new appliances we have here at our new home but they make a lot of noise. Either the alarm is beeping when a door or window anywhere in the house is opened or the frig beeps, the dog barks, the bird squeals for food and now my new guinea pig learned how to whistle when it wants a treat. It’s like a symphony of beebs and chirps in this house. I think I need a long, hot bath. You bring the candles and I’ll bring the bubbles 🙂

Game Day

Sunday, February 5th, 2006

It’s Superbowl! In this house it might as well be a religious holiday. There is a strict protocol we must follow. We must have on our football attire and be ready to leave several hours prior to kick off. We are going to the annual Superbowl party that Ryan’s parents have. It will be a lot of fun. I’m just the party girl lately. I went to a tupperware party yesterday. I ordered a bunch of shit, or should I say containers to hold shit 🙂

Thanks for all the voting on www.thehottestgirlinporn.com. The contest ends today so anyone that votes I am sending out an autographed photo. I sent out a bunch of them on Friday so hopefully you will get them very soon.

I’m doing laundry right now. I have been really bad about keeping it up. I have about 10 loads to do, not good. You know when you have to do laundry when you have no more underwear! Then again, I don’t wear underwear a lot so what the heck. I’ll finish the laundry tomorrow.

I am shooting this week with Monica Sweetheart. I thought it was very appropriate since it is so close to Valentine’s. Hey, that gives me an idea for the shoot. Check it out on the Feb. 14th, I’ll post the photos on that day. Also, horny housewife is coming up on the 9th. I had a really good time shooting this one. Ryan and I get extremely nasty in the kitchen and cook up a big load of cum

Happy New Year!

Sunday, January 1st, 2006

Happy New Year to Everyone! I got to celebrate the New Year with my favorite people, the 413 crew. We all went over to my office manager’s home. She had a DJ, great food and the drinks kept coming. We had our designated driver, those of you on Kellyfind.com know her as Mrs. Tim. We all got home OK after a night of debauchery. Of course Ryan woke the next morning with the 3 H’s. That’s hungry, hungover, and horny. I took care of all 3. I made him an omlette loaded with chedder cheese, I gave him some asprin and then gave him a blowjob!

So far my year is looking good. I will be running around for the next few days getting ready for the AVN show. I will be signing Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday at the Exquisite booth so please come by and see me. I love meeting new fans and visiting with my good old fans. Love you all! See you there and remember, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

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