I cost way more than $100 and so did the girls I hired to be on that video. And no, you can’t find me on Craig’s list but I do like that he used my video. It is a good one.Check it out for yourself. All Ditz and Jumbo Tits
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My dvd is featured on a youtube skit
Tuesday, October 6th, 2009We did it, we really did it!!!!!
Saturday, September 19th, 2009
The pornfidelity.com 300th episode is in the can. Check it out! How do I explain all that happened while filming the illustrious 300th? It was fantastic, it was organized, it was chaotic, it was pleasurable, it was miserable, memorable and most of all, oh so worth all the hard work. Our entire team pulled through like champs. Not only in the preparation, but the production and all the post-production. We have never shot so much video, and photos and behind the scenes and girl/girls and you name it, we did it. The whole crew wore costumes like I mentioned a few weeks ago and the girls were so wonderful to work with. I am still in love with Bridgette B. She was so fun. All the girls were delightful and beautiful and most of all, patient. It was a long ass day for them and an even longer weekend for the crew because we still had to shoot the next day after the girls were gone. What a great experience. Shantal did a superb job of filming and editing even when she fell ill she got the job done, Kip was make-up extraordinaire as well as Ryan’s right hand man, Pauline was the hair genius and the court jester, Cathy not only helped set up but kept the crew going and kept us in stitches, Jerry brought his package to the team and Ryan played the “king” like no other. I don’t know how we are going to top it for the 400th episode!
Green panties and bags-o-packed!
Friday, July 24th, 2009My darling husband just emailed me this photos and said I was his hot wife. Awww. He doesn’t say that often so it put a big smile on my face. Of course I wrote back saying I was just an old hag and thanks for all the photoshop! LOL
I am so stoked, I just finished packing and it isn’t 3 o’clock in the morning. I usually wait until the last minute. I end up stressing out and packing way too much and then arguing with my husband. I still packed way too much and will probably this evening argue with Ryan but hey, at least I am not stressed out 🙂
I leave tomorrow for Manzanillo, Mexico. I will be down there for a week taking in some sun, visiting with family who will also be vacationing and I will doing some photos and videos for my website, hee hee, behind the family’s back. I am going to keep in touch with you all while down there to the best of my abilities. I apologize ahead of time if I blog after having a few margaritas and I just seem to ramble on. Arriba ribba, yee haw yee haw. Or whatever that Speedy Gonzales says. I am outa here. Love Ya.
OMG we got a car!
Sunday, December 28th, 2008Ryan’s parents gave him a beautiful sports car for Christmas. Who gets gifts like that? It is a fully refurbished and custom Italian made Pantera with a brand new engine, interior, you name it. The only thing that is original is the body which has been souped up as well. It is gorgeous so look for it in the future on the site. I am still in shock. So obviously my Christmas was spectacular. I hope yours was everything you wanted it to be and if it wasn’t, well this past year is almost over and we can begin a new in 2009. It was a rewarding but tough year for a lot of people including myself. I am ready to get down to business and get ready for the AVN show. I am so thrilled to be nominated. You must check out all the details for the upcoming show. Please attend the AEE show as well as the Awards show on Saturday night. I think it is going to be one of the best ever. Go to www.avn.com for all the details.
I am still shocked about the car. Woo hoo. I don’t think I’ll ever drive it. It is so damn powerful. Maybe too much car for me. I’ll just stick with my Dodge truck, thank you very much. Anyways, I don’t know if it would feel right driving around in a car that isn’t covered in dog hair
Thankfulness
Thursday, November 27th, 2008I am so blessed and thankful. I just received news that my production company has been nominated for 5 AVN awards! Wow, this is truly an honor. Go to AVN.com to get all the details. I am so happy about being nominated for best Web Starlette. I work so hard on this site and love it so much and to be honored for it such a plus. Today is Thanksgiving and again I find myself so thankful for all the great things that have come my way. It has been a lot of hard work but now getting the show on Playaboy TV and the AVN noms I am simply over the top. I am thankful for my lovely members on this site and on pornfidelity.com and to all my loving fans who e-mail me.
Have a Wonderful day today. Eat a lot of turkey and pumpkin pie. I know I will. I’ll have to go and exercise it all off this weekend but who cares. My husband likes it when I gain a few pounds because it all goes to my tits!
Necks, cocks and goblins
Monday, October 13th, 2008OK, there is a ghost in my computer. This is the 2nd time my diary entry has disappeared! This is ridiculous. A fucking goblin has eaten my words. Oh well, last week I told you all about my neck problems (prior to the suspicious delete of my diary entry, hmm). I was rushed to the hospital in an ambulance and the EMT was a total bitch to me. I wasn’t being a baby. I’ve had a bad neck for 12 years and this is the first time it paralyzed me. She treated me like it was no big deal and she told me I couldn’t say “shit” while in the ambulance even though I swear they were going over bumps in the road as fast as they could just to hurt me. I take it back, she wasn’t a bitch, she was a cunt. I used to think I had a bad neck because of car accidents and dancing on tables and falling off but I am beginning to suspect these large tits of mine are the culprit. I just undid my bra while typing this right now and it feels better. Guess I gotta cut ’em off! No more Kelly Madison.com or showing off my titties to the world. Hell no, I can just go to the chiropractor every week for the rest of my life if I have to.
Now, on to new news. I took a lot of pain relievers and shot some spooky sexy silly Halloween videos this weekend. In fact, today’s update is from 2 years ago and I just loved doing it so much that I have the new series to show next week. I can’t get enough of that cock, oh I mean that Cockenstein.
I will be on Playboy radio on Night Calls on Thursday the 16th. Don’t miss it. I am being interviewed by Christy Canyon and Eva Angelina. I have met Christy before and shot several times with Eva so I am sooo excited. If you don’t have it, get Sirius radio and subscribe to the Playboy channel. I would love to talk to you. You can call in at 877-205-9796.
It’s that time of year again
Tuesday, January 8th, 2008I am on my way to Vegas, baby! I left today in my truck with a shit load of stuff and equipment and 8 x 10’s to give away for free and I am ready to take every one of my fans and give them a kiss. I will be signing on Thursday, Friday and Saturday at the Exquisite/Juicy booth #1000. I am right in front so you can’t miss me. I also have Sienna West flying out to join me at the booth on Friday and Saturday. We will be signing autographs until we poop out or at least until our feet give out. Check out the shoes we will be wearing and you will understand 🙂
We are all attending the awards ceremony on Saturday night and we have 5 nominations so wish us luck. I really hope we win for best vignette series. We actually got nominated for best anal series. We have only done 1 anal video and I have only personally done one anal scene so that one is kind of funny. Watch us win that one!
It will be crazy in Vegas I am sure of that. I love my friends and the people that work with us so it is just one big party to hang out with each other. As always I shall post all the photos, even if it does take us a year to get them all up.
Love ya and can’t wait to see you in Vegas. If you can’t come this year you had better come next year. I’m getting too old for this sort of thing 🙂
I’m Gonna Be on E!
Wednesday, July 25th, 2007That’s right. I am going to be on the “E” Channel tonight at 11:30 pm on the Chelsea Lately show. I can’t wait. A car is picking us up at 1:00 pm and then the show tapes at 3:30pm and airs at 11:30 pm so don’t miss it. Ryan and I are going to be Chelsea’s guests. She is going to interview us and talk to us about our rather unusual lifestyle and what we do for a living. I have to go because I still don’t know what I am going to wear!
Wonderful fans!
Monday, June 25th, 2007I would like to express my sincere gratitude to all the fans that came by the booth at Erotica LA this weekend to introduce themselves. I loved signing autographs and posing with you in front of the cameras. I really do adore my fans. You guys and girls are wonderful and it was an absolute pleasure meeting those of you for the firs time and it is always exciting seeing familiar faces. Thanks again for making the show a successful and happy one for me. Kisses to you all
