Uh, where did 1/2 of March the entire month of April go? I really have no idea. Did we just skip through April and go from mid March right to May? Really seems like that is what happened. I do have proof that a month and 1/2 existed in my universe because I have a lot of updates on my site to prove me wrong, but as far as recalling that time, I am left unaware. So here is the proof that I existed:

Photo from update on March 19 – I like to call this my Business Cougar look, ha ha.

Photo from the update on March 24 – A little late for the holiday because the prior week’s update went up instead but I kind of did the update somewhat near St. Patty’s Day 😉

Photo from the update on 3/31 – I don’t know, it’s all Greek to me too.

Photo from the update on 4/17 – I’ve been a bad bad girl, go ahead and spanx me!

Photo from the update on 4/21 – Nasty 3-some with another girl named Kelly!

And last but not least a photo from the update on 4/28 – This one is for the boys out there with Mama issues, you will love this video you little perverts!

So see, there is proof I existed, I worked, I obviously had a great time, just wish I could remember it all. Maybe if I wasn’t so busy I could stop and smell the flowers, appreciate my life, and not feel like I’m already coming down with Alzheimer’s which isn’t funny because my father had it so that joke is a little close to home. So today I am going to take it easy, enjoy the cool rainy weather which is a blessing this time of year, drink some tea, read a book and take my dogs for a walk. I need to be a human being again and not just a human doing. So take my advice, stop and enjoy life before you get too old to remember any of it!