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Archive for February, 2013

What an amazing thing happened!

Wednesday, February 27th, 2013

Over a week ago a dear friend by the name of Dian Hansen contacted me. I haven’t heard from her for a while and haven’t seen her since the book signing for the 3-D version of “The Big Book of Breasts” that she so graciously had me do the cover photo for several years ago with the photographer Ed Fox. Dian is an editor and writer and knower of all people who are creative and wonderful and works for Taschen and so she calls me and says she has been contacted by Richard Prince who wants to photograph me. “Are you kidding?”, I ask. “THE Richard Prince. the world famous artist? ” and she replies “yes”. I come to find out that he has been trying to track me down for a few years but Dian was unaware of the person he was describing. So low and behold she sets up the appointment for us to meet.

I very excitedly and nervously drive up to Beverly Hills to meet the two of them for lunch at the Polo Lounge at the Beverly Hills Hotel. We meet and he is open and funny and makes me feel so comfortable. We go up to his suite and take a few photos and it all felt like a dream. Richard Prince then invites me to his art opening at the Gagosian gallery and asks if I would also like to attend the private dinner at Mr. Chow’s afterwards and invites my husband as well. “Uh, yes” is what I could barely get out of my lips. In my mind I’m thinking “hell fucking yes I want to go to the gallery, I fucking love art and I have been a fan of yours for quite some time and I am so stoked you are including me in with your personal guests. The answer is a definite YES!”

OK, so this takes place on Tuesday and the gallery opening is on Thursday. Ryan and I drive up, we have a glass of wine and some appies at Villa Blanca and then head over to the gallery. The show is great. The gallery is packed. We first came across Pamela Anderson and then there is just a barrage of celebrity attendees and as the night continues, the level of celebrity increases exponentially with time. Just to get an idea, check out the world famous photographer Terry Richardson’s blog and you’ll get my drift. Me not being a world famous photographer and friend to all these people I found it not a good move to get out my camera so I’ll let his work speak for me, so to speak.

We then all meet up at the gallery and stroll down to Mr. Chow’s but not before being stopped by Tommy Lee Jones who stops and talks with Richard and then we enter the restaurant where Richard introduces me to John Waters who of course I am a huge fan of and I go to take my seat and I find out that Ryan and I are sitting at Richard’s table. Vera Wang was there and I had a better seat than her. Later that night Sir Elton John comes over to the table and it was a slew of who is who is the art and entertainment world the entire evening.

Meanwhile, I’m never been one to be star struck. That wasn’t the highlight of the night. It was the kindness and generosity and the new friendship I was able to experience in meeting Richard Prince and him including me in such a special occasion. The other celebs were merely icing on the cake. The best was just sitting and talking at lunch on that Tuesday and shooting with him afterwards.

But that’s what has been going on in my life. Pretty fun.

Happy V-Day

Thursday, February 14th, 2013

I have a lots of kisses for you today! I also want you to know that I have a big “heart on” for you. A heart shaped pair of undies, that is! Have a great Valentine’s Day and remember, eating pussy is a lot less calories than eating chocolates.

Football all gone…

Friday, February 8th, 2013

Mr. Madison is pretty depressed lately. Football season is over but the Superbowl game was great, that is, from what I saw of it. I was busy chatting up a storm with friends and relatives at the annual Superbowl party. Between all the snacks and drinks and laughs I barely saw a single play on the field. I did catch Beyonce’s half-time show and then went on talking and partying away. I did a Superbowl update last week just in time. I think I may have to dress up like this again this Sunday and try to take Ryan’s mind off of the fact that there are no games on. Poor baby : )

Hotel Kelly

Saturday, February 2nd, 2013

Thursday night I had a house guest at our office house, it was Miss Lara Brookes shown here looking all cute.

At about 7PM after shooting a scene for teenfidelity.com, her borrowed car wouldn’t start. Andy and Matt stayed with her until Verizon roadside service came but the battery wouldn’t charge. Then they told her that she had to wait until 9:30PM for a truck to tow her to Auto Zone. WTF? I got news of all of this around 8PM so Ryan and I drove over to the office to see what we could do. Ryan went and bought her a new battery and installed it but it was a no go. We told Verizon’s so called roadside service “nevermind” and had her stay at Hotel Kelly. We set her all up in one of the rooms and then she took care of the car situation in the morning. All was good and she was safe and another great teenfidelity.com shoot was finished and literally “put to bed”.

AVN, Dog Drama, and doing the nasty…

Saturday, February 2nd, 2013

Wow, I really suck. I have not even shared a single photo from AVN with you guys as of yet. OK, I’ll quit being a LAZY ass and get these posted. First, let me say that going to Vegas with just the girls was the BEST idea I ever had. My girls are easy as fuck to hang with. So much fun, no drama, no having to wait on the dudes or having to behave while in Vegas. Yeah baby.

As I said, myy girls are awesome and they drove in to Vegas late Friday night while I was shooting porn. Mama’s got to work. I got on a plane early Saturday morning and ran into one of the guys from We Fresh Mints on my plane that had made a rap a few years ago for our porfidelity site. If you haven’t heard it, it is awesome. He said that he and his partner have a new rap for me, I’m dying to hear it. We hung out at the airport pick-up area both waiting for our rides. I loved meeting him in person.

These photos are from the actual convention that we attended for just a few hours on Saturday. I didn’t sign at our booth due to my ill dog but lucky me got to pay for part of our booth anyway. That’s what happens when you own your own production company, whether you are there or not you get the bill, can’t complain I got motorboated : )

This is the “All Girl Gang” before we got in our limo to attend the awards after my Kelly Madison Media team did their magic on me:

And here is a shot of me on the red carpet.

I, of course had to search out my long lost bestie Puma Swede on the red carpet and luckily ran into Fat Mike as well from NOFX and his hot as hell girlfriend (wife?) and their very charming and diminutive slave.


After the awards we had our driver hit Taco Bell where I tore my constricting corset top off while in the car and paid for our food topless. Those photos will be in my BTS section for January. You’ll have to wait for those, sorry.

Then it was home the next morning at the crack-o-dawn to take care of my little guy. He’s just so damn cute. Yes, that is the radiation burn that I am nursing on him and it isn’t pretty. Hide your eyes you have a queasy tummy.

Whoa stomach, right? Tell me about it, this is a month after the radiation treatment ceased. Thank god I have him on pain meds.

After that nastiness, I had to give you something hopefully better to look at, this a photo from last week’s episode called “Gymboobie”, actually I was just trying to get in shape for AVN:

I was so excited to see my husband when I got home. It was fun with the girls but “doing the nasty” with him when I came home was a nice homecoming to say the least. Thanks for being patient on my blog updates. Sometimes I just think my life is too boring to pour it all out on the Internet. I forget that is my job. I am a child, so to speak, of the Internet. I wouldn’t have the wonderful life I have without people out there that are actually interested in little ‘ol me so thanks everybody. Kisses!

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