Thanks Xbiz for the nominations. I was nominated for Performer Site of the Year and Web Star of the Year. Can’t beat that with a stick! I am so honored to be nominated. Xbiz is the best. I won an award in 2011 and I’m still gloating about that. Thank you again and it really feels good to be recognized for all my efforts especially when I’m competing with so many young women who are half my age. That’s a sobering thought, makes me wanna go drink some wine : )
Archive for November, 2012
Woo hoo!
Tuesday, November 27th, 2012Happy Titssgiving!
Thursday, November 22nd, 2012
I’ve got a Titsgiving photo/video set for you today to feast on. It is a delicious CUNT-ry pie just waiting to be devoured. Eat a lot of turkey today and get your stuffing on, but remember to always save room for pie!
Click here for my free thanksgiving trailer. Love you guys and enjoy your day whether it is spent with family or friends, or here with me. I’m chilling with the dogs today since my big guy Trey can’t travel. He’s doing great since his surgery and he gets his stitches out on Monday. I just don’t feel like shoving him in and out of the car with his 24 inch incision. I don’t want to bust him open like an over-baked turkey : )
And remember, today and every day there are people and children who are going hungry. There are also people suffering from hurricane Sandy that don’t have a home, or basic necessities. The Red Cross is a great place to start if you don’t already have a favorite charity. Donate what you can so when you eat your big ‘ol meal today you WON’T gain a single pound, yep that’s right, guilt free gluttony. But for those of you that don’t donate, well all I can say is Karma is a bitch!
More dog shit, wooly bully and bullshit
Wednesday, November 14th, 2012OK, I know I talk about my dogs a lot but other than literally working 7 days a week all I have other than work are my dogs. I love them. Kaylee is shall we say, “unplugged” from her drainage tube but the big guy Trey went in for his 2nd cancer removal surgery on Monday. Big bummer. Good news is I brought him home today and he is resting comfortably in Mama’s arms 🙂
My new episode goes up tomorrow on kellymadison.com. It is titled “Wooly Bully Boobies” because I am wearing a wool sweater and hey, I like that song. I get sort of nasty in this video all by myself. Hey, no one loves you the way that you can love yourself!
The bullshit is what people on the East Coast are dealing with after Sandy. The bullshit is the passing of Prop B in LA and the bullshit is my pet insurance is telling me today that Trey has maxed out his cancer allowance.
On a happier note, Thanksgiving is coming soon and I have such a craving for stuffing. I’ll take it anyway I can get it, homemade, out of the box, at a restaurant, I don’t care, just give me some stuffing! Oh yeah, with some cranberries, please.
Politics, condoms, drainage tubes, cancer and Coronas?
Wednesday, November 7th, 2012Woo hoo, the election is over and no matter what side you are on, you’ve got to be glad it is over. For women it was a great outcome. For gays and marriage equality it was a win. For the Measure B in LA, it was horrible for the adult industry. It is a measure to force condom use on performer’s in the adult industry in Los Angeles County, click here to read more about it if you are unfamiliar. Pretty much everyone in the adult biz has been speaking out against it but it passed and for something that supposedly is meant to “protect us”, is actually going to end up hurting us.
Speaking of hurting, I sadly announce that my little Kaylee got herself into more trouble and must have gotten bit by something which got infected and swelled up like a ping pong ball under her chin and I had to take her on Friday night and didn’t get home until midnight. They sent me home with a little white dog with a drainage tube. Totally yucky and it had to have a warm compress 3 times a day to help it drain. OK, I took her last night to take it out and still have to watch her. And I took my dog Trey in on Monday and found out his cancer is back. Good thing I have doggie insurance. Gotta love those dogs..they keep me sane in an insane world.
This was hanging up in the vet’s office, I think they put that shit up so you feel guilty when they hand you the big fucking bill!
Now on to the good news, my new update goes up tomorrow. Now it was just a spur of the moment shoot, and I got a bit horny and waalaa, we filmed it. Now the big question is, what do you think inspired my horniness. Look at the photo closely. Hmm, liquid libido? You be the judge!
