Don’t even ask me how I found this photo on the internet. I was looking for a pink penis phone to buy for a friend and this image shows up when I googled it. By the way, never found the phone…
Archive for April, 2012
Is this photoshopped or real?
Tuesday, April 24th, 2012Baby Boy made it to 12!
Monday, April 23rd, 2012
April 21st was Trey’s 12th birthday. I didn’t think he would make it with all his problems but he’s healthy, active and happy. (OK, maybe not so happy with the bunny ears on, but overall he’s happy) We had a birthday get together with our other 2 doggies and Ryan and the of course, me, the proud mama. Hey, I’m not that weird, it isn’t as though I invited other people and their dogs for the birthday party. Wait until his 13th birthday for that!
Spring cleaning time
Sunday, April 22nd, 2012I have officially earned my Martha Stewart badge now. With the help of my fabulous office manager, Wendy, and my good friend, Jerry, we cleaned out the entire garage at the work house. This is a 5 car garage filled with industrial shelves of DVD’s, props, furniture, tools, paint, holiday decorations, pool shit, and whatever other crap you can think of. We hauled every single item out, sorted through it all, re-packaged everything nice and neat and had the cleaning ladies bleach down all the shelves and cupboards and the floor. I found a few dead mice so I was taking any chances.
I felt like I was on that “Hoarders” show. Well, hoarder no more because I ended up with a big pile of junk that was on it’s way out. I called 1-800-Got-Junk and those cute young boys loaded up an entire truck full of stuff. It wasn’t cheap to haul all that junk away but I chose them because they properly recycle all the computer and TV’s and various items. I couldn’t live with myself knowing it was all going into a landfill.
We also cut down and loaded up an entire truck bed full of boxes and I took that and a bunch of styrofoam and aluminum cans down to the local recycling facility. I was amazed at how big the enterprise was. I drove up and found myself in a huge line of cars. There were employees running around taking bags of cans and handing out receipts and forklifts whizzing about. I was told to back my truck up into a huge pile of cardboard. Meanwhile, there were several speeding forklift guys running back and forth in front of and behind my truck driving around as if it were a drag race and large plastic bottle all over the ground so as I drove it sounded like a damn firing range. Not easy on the nerves, that’s for sure. I got $38 for 3 bags of crushed cans and only $3.80 for all that cardboard. Oh well, I wasn’t doing it for the money, I was doing it for Mother Earth. So with this said, Happy Earth Day. I know I did my part 🙂
I took this picture from the front seat of my truck, that picture doesn’t do the pile justice, it was freaking huge!
Freeone’s contest continues…
Saturday, April 21st, 2012
No fucking way, I made the first cut. I’m not that big of a self-promoter so I don’t know how I did it, guess I owe it all to you guys. So I’m asking for your continued support and keep voting.
It is really important that you not only vote, but that you register with freeones and then vote which give your single vote 4 x the voting power. If you vote anonymously your vote only counts for .25 of a vote. If you are register and then vote, you get a full vote of 1. You only have to register once and you get a username and password. Freeones is cool, they don’t sell their lists or send you a ton of crap so don’t be fearful to register. I know, I hate spam too so I already tested it out and it didn’t effect my secret email address that I have one bit.
Click here to vote, and again, sorry for asking. I feel weird for asking but we’ll see if I can make the next cut 🙂
Look who came to visit!
Saturday, April 21st, 2012
The beautiful buxom Sophie D came by the Madison pad and shot some porn with us. Had a blast with her as usual. We shot on April 12th. Sorry I didn’t post this earlier but we left early Friday morning for Vegas to celebrate our anniversary. I came back Tuesday morning and haven’t stopped since. I can’t believe something as important as this is to share I let slip. I tell you, old age is getting the best of my memory 🙂
Thank god age isn’t affecting my sex drive. Sophie and I got on each other like 2 cats in heat. Ryan could barely keep up with us. Sophie then got ready to go out afterwards and attended the XRCO awards show. I don’t know how she did it, I was spent, she worked me good. Hot hot hot! Check out the pornfidelity.com update with Sophie D going up on April 27th.
The dog days are NOT over…
Friday, April 20th, 2012
Every day is dog day in this household. Took the mutts to the park in Laguna Niguel the other day. I swear when I die I am coming back as a dog of a woman with no kids so that I can get spoiled.
Vote for me, please :)
Monday, April 9th, 2012
There is a contest at Freeones.com for Miss Freeones. Hey, it’s “free” to vote and I would appreciate the help! You scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours, and jerk you off and make you dinner and…
Click here to vote: Miss Free ones
If the link doesn’t work, copy and paste the link below 🙂
http://miss.freeones.com/biography/Kelly_Madison.html
Happy Hoppity Easter!
Sunday, April 8th, 2012
Wow, look what the Easter bunny brought today! An actual blog entry from Kelly Madison! Shit, I’ve been so bad lately. I hate to say I’ve been busy but I kinda have been…
Still, no excuse. This is my job and this is what I love so I shouldn’t slack. I did clean out the garage at the office for the last few days and it was a job from hell. I’ll tell you all about it later, but now let me just wish everyone a wonderful day. I’m spending it with Ryan and the doggies and our family. Love and bunny kisses to you all!
