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Archive for September, 2011

Old Chicks Rule!

Saturday, September 24th, 2011

OK, we aren’t old, maybe just for porn star standards but I tell you, a woman over forty knows what to do with a cock. We shot with Kiana Dior last night and it was all play and no work, baby! I still can’t believe I get paid to do this, somebody pinch me 🙂

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Fall is near…

Friday, September 23rd, 2011

So get your fucking sweaters on and go play outside!

Actually it was quite warm today while taking this photo, close to 95 degrees so it certainly wasn’t sweater weather. The dogs were dying of heat and they drank a shit load of water after this photo but as I told them, beauty is pain. I just couldn’t help myself in Petco when I saw the dog sweaters and they even had a 3XL for Trey. It still is kind of tight around his fat neck, actually all the sweaters are tight around all 3 of my dogs’ fat necks!

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Bye Bye Blondie

Thursday, September 22nd, 2011

I changed my hair color. That light blonde was killing my hair. I have darkened it slightly, still blonde but a deeper more honey color and I really love it. When I don’t have makeup on, which is most of the time, I don’t look as washed out. All that bleach was destroying my hair and since I am a natural dark brunette, it took too much to get me that light. I have never been as blonde as I have been the last 6 months. I really did enjoy it. Too bad I’m too much of a tomboy to take care of it 🙂

So, tell me what you think, darker is better or should I go back to the lighter blonde in a few months?

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Flying off the shelves!

Tuesday, September 13th, 2011

I can’t keep my bras and panties in stock right now. The green and blue panty set flew out the door and now the purple and black corset featured in an earlier blog is gone as well. This week’s update featuring a white bra and matching panty is being shipped out tomorrow. This was actually a special order. The guy emailed me and asked me to do the “panty trick” with them and then send them to him. You have to check out my video to see what he’s talking about if you aren’t familiar with my little trick.

Things are changing here at the Kelly Madison Media headquarters. I hate change so I am not taking it well. I do love our new makeup artist, she is awesome so that makes my life easier. I am going to be hiring a new assistant soon. The first and foremost thing is that they have to love dogs. They also have to be good with doing light housekeeping and helping me move furniture since every week I am moving around the office house or my house in order to put together new sets to shoot my porn in. I think I need a big strong man with a big cock, yeah, that sounds like a fun assistant to have 🙂

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Swings, heat, debates, & thai magic

Thursday, September 8th, 2011

OK, let’s start with the swing, had a lot of fun on it. My husband built it for the 400th pornfidelity.com episode and I had to get my ass up on there one last time. It was a hit while filming the past 2 weeks but it has to go. It had its day…

Now with the heat, so fucking hot. 107 degrees yesterday and if you know me, I would prefer to live in Alaska all year round so not happy at all. I need a portable AC to put up my butt to walk around with at all times, sort of like the oxygen machines on wheels. Hey, new invention to patent!

I watched a little of the debates last night and it all sounds like the same old shit of pointing the finger at the other guy and beating on their own chests. I rarely speak politics as I do not wish to offend anyone out there but this campaign is going to be a doozy. I could shoot myself for getting into a political discussion with my father-in-law the other night and yesterday with my accountant.

Physically right now I’m a mess. Both sides of my neck went out and my shoulders are bothering me, especially my right one so I went last night to get an authentic Thai massage and this very little, and mind you, not so young Thai woman got on top of me, pulled my arms up over my head, pulled my legs and pretzeled me, and basically stretched me out in all sorts of crazy positions and she totally kicked my ass! She said I would be sore for a few days but so far today I’m good. I’ll let you know when I can’t move tomorrow 🙂

My dog Trey is healing fabulously which makes me just want to jump up and down with joy. I get to shoot some porn tomorrow so that also is a delight and I am thankful for my beautiful home with wonderful AC to keep me nice and fresh.

Everyone take care and have a good weekend. I know those of you on the East Coast have had it rough. In my little spoiled world I like to complain sometimes but I do it with humor. I am indeed very thankful for my health, my family, my pets and for all the blessing I have received in my life.

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