OK, there is a ghost in my computer. This is the 2nd time my diary entry has disappeared! This is ridiculous. A fucking goblin has eaten my words. Oh well, last week I told you all about my neck problems (prior to the suspicious delete of my diary entry, hmm). I was rushed to the hospital in an ambulance and the EMT was a total bitch to me. I wasn’t being a baby. I’ve had a bad neck for 12 years and this is the first time it paralyzed me. She treated me like it was no big deal and she told me I couldn’t say “shit” while in the ambulance even though I swear they were going over bumps in the road as fast as they could just to hurt me. I take it back, she wasn’t a bitch, she was a cunt. I used to think I had a bad neck because of car accidents and dancing on tables and falling off but I am beginning to suspect these large tits of mine are the culprit. I just undid my bra while typing this right now and it feels better. Guess I gotta cut ’em off! No more Kelly Madison.com or showing off my titties to the world. Hell no, I can just go to the chiropractor every week for the rest of my life if I have to.

Now, on to new news. I took a lot of pain relievers and shot some spooky sexy silly Halloween videos this weekend. In fact, today’s update is from 2 years ago and I just loved doing it so much that I have the new series to show next week. I can’t get enough of that cock, oh I mean that Cockenstein.

I will be on Playboy radio on Night Calls on Thursday the 16th. Don’t miss it. I am being interviewed by Christy Canyon and Eva Angelina. I have met Christy before and shot several times with Eva so I am sooo excited. If you don’t have it, get Sirius radio and subscribe to the Playboy channel. I would love to talk to you. You can call in at 877-205-9796.