This is my Memorial weekend holiday. I stayed home and worked and relaxed last weekend so this weekend we are headed up to Mammoth Lakes. I have my dog, my man and my hiking boots and my backpack and that is all I need for a good time. The little dog Kaylee is staying behind with Grandma and Great Grandma. I can’t wait to smell fresh air and to hike around and admire the beauty of the great outdoors. Of course we are bringing a camera. There is nothing more freeing than being naked in nature. I’ll check in with you when I get back
Archive for May, 2008
Happy Memorial Day
Monday, May 26th, 2008Happy Memorial Day to you. I am taking the day off and speding the day with my family. My sister is here from Vegas and the dogs are running around the house like a couple of freaks. She is spoiling them and giving them so many treats they are going to explode. Ryan is going to go golfing to give us some “girl time”. He says we sit around and talk about the same thing for hours on end. Hey, even if we do I have listened to his conversations with his friends and it sounds no better!
I would like to take some time out and thank all of our brave men and women who are all over the world serving our country. My heart goes out to their families and wish all the soldiers a safe and healthy return. My own father served in WWII as well as my uncles and Ryan’s father and his uncles all served in Vietnam. We are lucky that we got all our relatives back home safely. I am thankful to the people that have given their lives for our freedoms. Let’s not let them be forgotten or forget about all the rights and privileges we have recently lost to our current administration. Our Forefather’s I am sure are turning in their graves.
Speaking of graves, DO NOT go and see Indiana Jones. It is bad. Not enough whip action, and you all know how much I like to be whipped! I went yesterday and the most exciting and intense moments of the movie was when the little kids ran back and forth in front of me. Oh how I wanted to trip the little brats. DO go and see Ironman. Ryan wanted me to add that. It is really good. The best action movie since the original Star Wars trilogy.
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labour. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely
P. Niss
The Response:
Dear P. Niss,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, The administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative – you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don’t always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed your assigned task. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Happy Cinco de Mayo
Monday, May 5th, 2008“Arriba arriba, yee haw, yee haw, ondale!”
Famous words from a famous mouse says it all. Drink a Corona, eat a pink taco and have a great day!
