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Kelly Madison’s Top 10 Countdown of Things that sound dirty about Halloween

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

10. She’s a goblin!

9. I’d like to get a little something
in the sack tonight.

8. Just get on your hands and
knees and bob your head.

7. She’s got a couple of nice
pumpkins on her porch.

6. If you just lick it,
it will last longer.

5. Let me see your big sack.

4. Can I eat your zagnuts?

3. Have your mom check it
before you put it in your mouth.

2. You scared me stiff!

And the dirtiest sounding but
not-dirty Halloween saying is…

1. He’s got candy spread out
on the living room floor!

On my way to Cozumel, Mexico

Friday, October 19th, 2007

I am on my way to the airport. Kisses to you all. I don’t have much time to write since I have been running around like a chicken with my head cutt off. We are leaving for Cozumel for a week. I am sort of bummed because I love Halloween and we get back just a few days before. I already took down all my fun decorations where we shot our Halloween scene. It goes up on the 30th and I hope you like it. I brought back my good ‘ol pal Dr. Cockenstein. I will be back on Saturday the 27th so I will tell you all about my Cozumel adventures then. I have been busy putting together a costume for when I return because I will be attending a family party on Sunday and I am going to be Marie Antoinette. I think my titties are much larger than hers but I will still try to pull it off 🙂

Beat the Heat and the football pool

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007

Ah hah! I have a new way to win this damn football pool. Yes, I have a long time member of this site and dear friend now helping me with my pics. He has a history of winning these things so I love getting the help. Plus it is more fun this way. I really love interacting with fans. I wish that I had more time to do it. But alas, I am off to go shoot for 3 days straight with no time for e-mails and such.

I love the fact that it is getting colder. Still not cold enough for me but it is getting there. I just got out all my tight sweaters and lowcut jeans to wear. I am so sick of short skirts and shorts. Just when I am preparing for fall I will have to pack and leave for Cozumel which will be
at least 80 degrees. I will be longing for pumpkins and warm stew and the fireplace burning and filling the house with that sweet woodsy smell but no – I’ll be in a bikini sipping on a dirty monkey. What a big fat complainer I am! I know I am spoiled and it will be fun laying out on the hot sand while Ryan and his buddies go scuba diving. I have all new snorkeling gear so I’ll be checking out the fishies as well. I just want it to be cold, why is that so hard…….

I hate football pools

Monday, October 1st, 2007

OK, I’m in a football pool and I hate it! I keep losing. It is making the act of watching football miserable for me. Like tonight, I bet on the Bengals to win. On Sunday I bet on the Chargers. Geez, I can’t get a break 🙁

I think I should not be in any pools and just drink beer and wear my football jersey and have a good time. Who cares if I can’t pick the winning team everytime. I don’t need to. I do a much better job of betting on myself and getting lucky with you guys, my awesome members and fans. So there, no more betting on football. I will bet you that I am going to go and masturbate in the shower right now! You can put your money on that one.

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