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Archive for April, 2006

Heavy Equipment

Sunday, April 30th, 2006

We are at home today operating heavy equipment and I’m not referring to my breasts. We have a bobcat tractor thing here for the weekend and Ryan is in our backyard riding around in it. He has done a pretty good job so far. We had a huge pile of dirt left over fromt the landscapers after they planted over 300 trees and bushes around our property. Ryan has evenly spread it out over by the National Forest. Our house butts up to the forest so we get all kinds of critters at our house. I found out the other day that there is a mountain lion in our area. I guess I can’t leave my dog outisde. Our backyard is still just dirt but at least it is even dirt now instead of a bunch of holes. I took advantage of having the bobcat here so yesterday after shooting our pornfidelity scene I rubbed on some oil and put on a tiny construction outfit with a hard hat and all. I posed on the bobcat and played with my pussy for you. I had fun driving it around. I tell you, if this website business doesn’t pan out at least Ryan and I have another backup skill. I can see it now, “Ryan and Kelly Construction Company – where the hats aren’t the only things hard!”.

Trey’s Birthday!!!

Saturday, April 22nd, 2006

It’s my baby’s birthday. My adorable dog, Trey is 6 years old today. We have played with him all day and have spoiled him rotten with treats and toys. Our guinea pig, Bodie just fawns over Trey. He follows him around like a little boy does a big brother. It’s very cute to watch a 110 pound dog and a 1 pound guinea pig chew on the same dog toy!

I am feeling wonderful today. I got some new medication on Wednesday and it appears to be doing the trick. I feel like myself today. I am ready to take on the world once again. I missed the XRCO awards on Thursday. I was going to be a presenter but I didn’t feel well. It would have been fun to hobnob with all the people there. I am going to be on Playboy Radio again on Monday night. I will be appearing with Adam from searchextreme.com. I sent him a few of my dvd’s and he told me on Friday that he enjoyed them very much. That thrilled me and I am so excited to meet him. I’m sure it will be a blast to be on his show.

I really do feel great. I could just jump up and down right now I am so happy. I had better not, I’m just sitting here at my desk wearing nothing but a big, fuzzy white robe. No bra could mean a disaster!

There is so much to do this coming week. Monday morning my birthday boy has to go in for surgery on his paw. It’s been swollen for a long time and it just hasn’t gone away. I will run my Orange county errands that day like the PO box and the bank and the sex store for some goodies. Then I have some Polaroids to pose for and sign on Monday and then off to LA for the radio show that night. Tuesday is a dentist appointment and then back to work to get everything ready for my accountant. Wednesday I go back to L A for various errands I need to run like visiting my accountant and going to AIM and there are some furniture stores I need to hit and Thursday I go to lunch with my hosting company. They are the reason that my site almost never goes down. I have great venders. Friday and Saturday are big shoot days. I’ll be shooting for Pornfidelity.com and for KellyMadison.com and I’ll rest on Sunday, yeah right! Now that I feel better I am ready to go a million miles an hour again. Here we go………

I’m Home!

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006

I am so happy to be home. I was homesick only days after being gone. There is just too much going on in my life to be gone for 8 days. I think 5 days is the most I can handle. I came home to thousands of e-mails to sort through. I was going in to the office today but now I think that will have to wait. I am staying home today because I need to get my e-mail box somewhat in order.

I did as I promised and shot 3 videos and took lots of photos while in Cabo. I would have done a lot more but I was still not feeling well. I can’t believe I have had this sore throat for going on 4 weeks now. Maybe less cock sucking would help the problem! I also didn’t shoot more because I was pretty busy. I had some planning to do. Ryan and I never had an actual wedding ceremony and reception with all of our friends and family. We just did the courthouse thing. We are planning a big ceremony to take place this time next year in Cabo San Lucas. We wanted to do it this year but we bought the house and that took up too much of our personal time and money. I met with event planners and caterers and made hotel arrangements for over 35 guests. Leave it to me to do a big, complicated, and expensive destination party. Couldn’t I just do something locally? I would love to have a big reception at my new home but to finish the backyard is going to take way too long. Cabo is also very romantic and exotic. The weather is beautiful and I have always dreamed of doing something very special.

Like I said, I am so happy to be home. I terribly missed Trey, Bodie, and Birdy-bird. I also missed my fans and my employess. I love my business so a vacation just isn’t the same. It’s not like I am trying to get away from it all. I enjoy the people I have in my life and I love what I do for a living. I am very fortunate in that regard. I just need to constantly remind myself of this fact and not get all stressed out all the time over the little details.

OK, enough of my rambling. I miss you guys and I can’t wait to get back to work. Shall I start with the flesh looking dildo or the hot pink one???

Off to Cabo!

Sunday, April 9th, 2006

It’s late Sunday night and I finally finished packing. It’s more work to leave on vacation then it would be to stay home and work! The pet sitters came over and they are really nice. They will be taking care of the farm while I’m gone. They actually have more pets than I do so I think they are more than capable of handling a dog, a guinea pig, and a little bird.

As for me, I need help! I barely finished packing and cleaning, and laundry and organizing and list making and it is 11:30 pm. I just came into the office and shot a few Polaroids for bra and panties orders and I need to drive to LA and be at the airport at 6:00 am. I think I will be spending my entire vacation sleeping. I have to get that personal assistant position filled when I get home.

The one thing I promise to do while I am gone is to shoot some video and take lots of photos for this site. I have a new video camera and a new small digital camera. There’s no leaving town without shooting content. I tell ya, I am dedicated to you guys. I love it.

I’m off and won’t be checking e-mails for a week. Kisses and take care and I’ll check back in with you on Tuesday the 18th.

April Fools!

Sunday, April 2nd, 2006

OK, it’s just an April Fool’s joke. I love what I do and I’m not going to stop, even if it means in the future they will be rolling me out in a wheelchair to do my scenes! I would like to raise more Guinea pigs but just taking care of one is enough work for me at this point in my life.

I had so much fun last night. Ryan and I shot a sexy little scene at the studio last night and I did a few Polaroids for fans that bought some bras and panties. We finished up around 7:00 pm and then I got dressed in garter belt and stockings, lace see-through top, boy short panties and high heels. My office manager threw a birthday party for her boyfriend and everyone had to show up in pajamas. Of course me, Shantal, and our lovely hostess all wore skimpy little lingerie. Tim and Mrs. Tim had on adorable jammies with their names embroidered on them and Ryan was wearing Corona Beer jammies. Shantal’s man looked like Hugh Hefner in Converse shoes and everyone had a lot of fun. The B-Day man had on underwear that was stuffed with a sock and it was so damn funny. He said that he was ready to do a scene for the website. We stayed out until 4:00 am! I am way too old stay out that late. I’m paying for it today, though. I’m a bit tired but I am using my downtime wisely. I am catching up on some e-mails today and sorry to those of you that took my earlier message seriously. I just had to play a joke on somebody.

It’s Over

Saturday, April 1st, 2006

I have very sad news, as of today, I am quitting. I have found the lord and I am ashamed. I am going to persue my long life dream of raising Guinea pigs. My stie will remain up for a while since I don’t beleive in stealing and you have paid for access. Just do me one thing, Pray for me and the piggies!

Love Always,

Kelly the Farmer

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