No, seriously I’m not just a fantastic aunt but a great aunt. My niece just gave birth to a healthy baby boy. He is the first boy in my family of 3 sisters. We haven’t had a baby in the family since my niece was born 30 years ago. I went down to the hospital to see him. I loved holding him in my arms. I almost thought for a quick second about having one and then I saw my niece attempting to breast feed and then reality hit me upside the head. There is no way I could get pregnant! My breasts would be enormous. Sorry guys, no milk for you…
