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Is working from home torture or pleasure?

Monday, February 9th, 2009

I have been working from home on my computer for 3 solid days now. I put in almost 12 hours yesterday and today only 9 but I finally took a shower and changed clothes prior to sitting down tonight to write. I have been holed up in the house with only a quick escape Saturday night to go to the movies. Oh, by the way, Slumdog Millionaire is fantastic. That is the best movie I have ever seen. If you haven’t seen it, go or at least watch it when it comes out on dvd. Amazing and heartfelt. Getting back to me, I have been working on our affiliate program which enables others to promote this site and pornfidelity and it has been lacking in some TLC so to speak. I am working tirelessly on it so that everyone on the world wide web gets a chance to see these big ‘ol titties. OK, it is just too hard to take myself seriously and I have always been happy letting my husband do all the promoting because I am quite modest, beleive it or not, and I don’t enjoy self promotion. Well, it is time for me to pull my head out of my ass and get to work. I love my members on this site as well as pornfidelity and if I get enough new members to join well then I just may have to bring back live cam. I get dozens of requests a day and I nicely have said no in the past but I think the time has come or should I say cum? So with that said, tell your friends about me, tell your co-workers, go ahead, tell your uncles. I am ready to please 🙂

my neck, my back, my pussy and my cock

Sunday, October 19th, 2008

I found the missing post, this was supposed to go up 2 weeks ago. Sorry but here it is:

Fuck me, no really, fuck me and my neck. It went out this weekend. I am hurtin’ for certain. I did a really fun scene on friday giving an upside down blowjob. I put my whole heart and soul into it and then I awoke the next morninf paralized from giving my husband pleasure. Ouch. It hurt all weekend and then yesterday it started to seize up on me and I almost passed out. The paramedics took me tot he emergency room. I am now home and this the first chance I have had to sit up and write. Hey, at least my neck went out doing something my fans would enjoy!

I have more shoots to do this week so I better get well quick. I am off to my chiropractor. He is really hot. I wonder if I give another upside down blowjob my neck will back to where it was. Hmm, I’ll have to try it 🙂

Where the hell have I been?!!!

Monday, July 14th, 2008

I have been a busy beaver. And I mean busy. My beaver hasn’t been very busy, though. I have not shot in weeks but I did buy a new house to move all my wonderful employees to. I got sick and tired of leasing an office building with nosey neighbors, not enough space and lately way too noisy to even shoot in. I think it will make for a much more enjoyable working environment for everyone.
With that said it was very hectic doing the purchase and now it is even crazier trying to paint, install new carpet, get new phone lines and organize all the biz shit we need to operate our company. We still have 3 more weeks of work before I can do the big move. Ryan is tearing down a wall as I am writing this. He has worked on the new house 7 days a week for the last 2 weeks. I am surprised we could even get updates posted we have all been so busy. No matter what, the team always pulls through and the updates get done. That is why they deserve a nice house to work in with a pool!

I am sorry for not writing. I realize it only takes a moment and I have been a very bad web girl. Spank me!

I hope everyone is enjoying their summer. I can’t believe my luck in having to move and fix up a house in 105 degree weather. Shoot me, please. Enough of my bitching, I should be happy that I am able to take advantage of the housing market slump and get a big house for small amount. There are so many people that are losing their homes. I am sad for them and I do hope all this turns around quickly and the economy gets strong again. I am eternally grateful for my members that have been with me a long time. I couldn’t do it without you. For those of you that are new, I welcome you and promise that rain or shine, this site gets brand new content almost every day. I may get busy but I am never too busy to fulfill your fantasies. E-mail me and tell me yours…….

Holidays are almost here

Monday, November 19th, 2007

OK, the scariest thing about Halloween was realizing there are only 55 days until Christmas! Seriously, what is going on? I am so busy shooting and writing and working and cleaning and trying to take care of my dogs, my house, myself, and my employees that I don’t have time for Christmas. Geez, can’t I just skip a year? I sound really hum bug and maybe my mood will change. I good naughty Christmas video shoot for this site should put me in the mood, I suppose. Maybe a big turkey drumstick up my pussy will be my way of saying “Thanks”. I do know that I am thankful for the success of my websites and I love my members. I was looking back at some of the stupid updates I did for Thanksgiving. I am amazed that I can get Ryan to put on all those stupid costumes. I love him 🙂

Advil, Pussy, Valium and Gambling

Monday, November 5th, 2007

Oh my goodness, where do I begin? Ryan and I were at home for Halloween with food poisoning, that was pretty spooky. We got better just in time to shoot 4 scenes in a row. In the middle of all this shooting my dog Kaylee eats an advil that Ryan dropped on the floor and I rush her to the vet and then she starts throwing up again right before the second shoot. She seemed OK but then I discovered something wrong with my damn Guinea Pig. I had to call the vet and get instructions and run to Walgreens and 3 hours later I had to get into make-up and then we finished up all our shooting late Saturday night. On Sunday I had no energy left so I layed on the couch all day watching football while my dog Kaylee was coming down off of a valium dosage. Yes you read correctly. Ryan laid a Valium on the coffee table and she jumped up and ate it! I looked it up and found that vets give .25 to 1 mg per pound as a dosage to dogs so I was a bit releived but she was as high as a kite. Poor baby. Ryan is totally on restriction from any kind of medicines in this house. I am off to the chiropractor in a bit and then over to get my baby, Trey. I miss him so much. He has been gone since October 19th. He was on a vacation in Las Vegas, geez I hope he didn’t come back with a gambling habit 🙂

I hate football pools

Monday, October 1st, 2007

OK, I’m in a football pool and I hate it! I keep losing. It is making the act of watching football miserable for me. Like tonight, I bet on the Bengals to win. On Sunday I bet on the Chargers. Geez, I can’t get a break 🙁

I think I should not be in any pools and just drink beer and wear my football jersey and have a good time. Who cares if I can’t pick the winning team everytime. I don’t need to. I do a much better job of betting on myself and getting lucky with you guys, my awesome members and fans. So there, no more betting on football. I will bet you that I am going to go and masturbate in the shower right now! You can put your money on that one.

Stranded in HB

Tuesday, September 18th, 2007

I feel like it has been so long since I have checked in with you and it has. I was supposed to write on Sunday after I got back from dog beach but I was delayed. I drove down to Huntington Beach with both dogs ready to take on the sand and surf. I stopped at the grocery store to get some cold water and noticed a cute botique with some very sexy dresses hanging in the window. I decided to run in really quick since it was cool out and I had all the windows down. I tried on one stupid dress and bam – my neck went out. It was in spasm and I couldn’t even stand up. I sat in the dressing room for a good 20 minutes trying to figure out how I was going to get dressed. I finally got my shorts and shirt on and I had the girl that worked there get my purse for me since bending over just wasn’t an option. I walked out painfully and slowly to my truck. I sat in the parking lot for almost 4 hours. I had no cellphone on me, my bad, and I couldn’t move. Every time I barely moved my arms my neck would start hurting even more. Geez, I was in a bad predicament. Oh, did I mention Ryan was in Catalina scuba diving? His boat wasn’t coming in until 7:00PM and this neck thing started at 4:00PM. Some really nice women helped me and let me use their phone to call him. Of course he didn’t have his phone on him, it was in his bag and the boat was loud. I had another gentleman call the police for me since I pay so much in taxes I figure I couldn at least have them call everyone I know until I get someone. No, the cop doesn’t come, a huge firetruck and ambulance come instead. What is that going to cost me? They were totally lame. I asked them to get my dogs out since it was 7:30 PM and they hadn’t gone to the bathroom for a long time. They couldn’t even do that right. Neither dogs would go to them and my large dog, Trey, came over and sat on my lap. That hurt my neck even more. They were also trying to get my blood pressure while all this is happening. Idiots. I told them to shut the doors and leave my dogs be. There was also a guy in the middle of the confusion trying to get all my information so they can bill me. Not one of them did anything to help me. I wanted my dogs given water and taken to the bathroom and maybe an icepack and to use a cell phone. They didn’t even have a phone out of 20 guys that I could use. With all that said, my husband showed up at 8:00PM and took us all home. I learned a very good lesson not to leave my house without my phone, that’s for sure.

My neck is better after being stuck in bed all day yesterday. I have typed way too much so I am going to lay back down now. So is this the kind of body issues that happen once you turn 40 🙁 ???

Whirlwind Weekend

Friday, August 3rd, 2007

The weekend is here and I have a million things planned. I get to go to exciting traffic school all day Saturday. Lucky me. I wasn’t even driving that fast and no, wearing a low cut shirt these days doesn’t get you off of receiving a speeding ticket. It used to work all the time. Then of course, I used to be a lot younger! Speaking of age, it is the month of August which means I’ll be turning 40 this month. I can’t beleive I am that old. Geez, where does time go? I feel good and after I go to my weekend retreat in Palm Springs in a few weeks where I get to fast and detox for 3 days I hope I look even gooder, is that word? The spa does massages and colonics so Ryan and I are going to be squeaky clean after those 3 days are over. In fact, we have to start fasting 4 days prior to going. The good thing is that it will be very healthy for us and Palm Springs is so hot this time of year that I won’t even feel like eating.

I have every day in August planned. I like having things organized and as much as I bitch, I truly love staying busy. Sunday I am attending an auction. I am looking to purchase some new office furniture and I am hoping to get a good price. The auction should be exciting and they have tons of furniture and art and even some antique motorcycles that I am dreading that Ryan will bid on.

After this weekend I get to shoot with one of my favorites and I know she’s your favorite girl. Yes, Carmella Bing will be at my house. I get 2 full days with that full figured girl. I can’t wait to tell you all about it. I promise to check back in on Thursday and give you all the nasty details.

I have to go now because it is Friday night and I just got back from the gym and I really want to go to the fair. Ryan wants to play tennis but the fair sounds like way more fun. I heard they have the cutest baby pigs and who can resist a cute little porker?

Santa’s checking his lists

Monday, December 4th, 2006

Santa Claus is checking his lists for who is naughty and nice and I definitely fit in the naughty catagory! I was kind of a handful this weekend but I made up for it yesterday. I cleaned the house, did laundry, went shopping and had gave blowjobs, fucked for hours last night and even had sex again this morning. I even fed the dog too. I like being naughty, it’s way more fun. I might be getting a bag of coal for Christmas this year but that’s OK, I bought myself my own Christmas gift last night. Don’t let me into a Gucci store, that’s all I’ve got to say.

I hope your weekend went well. Mine started off rocky but ended up like a fairy tale. Life is always exciting. That is the one thing I can always count on. I can’t wait for our Christmas company party. I did some shopping for it last night. I hope the gang likes the gifts I bought. I have more shopping to do but I got a little bit of a jump on it last night. I am off to LA this morning and we have a new employee starting today. There are lots of new beginnings going on in my life and even though I hate change, I have to look at the positive for all involved.

Almost Christmas, are you kidding me!

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006

I can’t beleive everyone is already in the Christmas spirit. Everyone has lights on their houses and the stores are all filled with Christmas stuff. Geez, where did the summer go? I am still having a difficult time with Thanksgiving coming so soon. I just got back from Vegas and visiting my sisters so this is the first chance I’ve had to get on the computer to say “hi”. I hope everyones’ thanksgivings were fabulous. Mine was great and I ate way too much so I hit the gym today and did 45 minutes on the elliptical machine and then went and did an hour long yoga class. Take that you pumpkin pie!

I really can’t beleive all the decorations every where I go. I am not putting up a tree until the 9th. I just can’t do it. It’s way too soon. I still have painters, woodworkers and lighting guys in my house so I really can’t decorate. Hell, I’ve got plastic hung over the chimney with care! I haven’t gone shopping yet either. I will do it all later in December.

We are shooting Thursday, Friday, and Saturday this week. It should be fun. I am planning on doing a nasty hardcore shoot for this site on Saturday. I’m not doing any Christmas themed stuff yet. Maybe just a really horny and nasty slut of wife who likes cock, yeah, that’s my theme. I am off to the shower right now. I promise to masturbate and tell ‘ya all about it. I’ll check back in on Friday or Saturday. Kisses!

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