Do I have a story for you! I met my dear friends from “The Best Porn.com” and we all got in the shuttle to headed over to Hef’s last Friday night. I couldn’t believe I was actually there at the Playboy Mansion. There were about 300 naked girls all painted up to look as if they had lingerie on. It was so cool. The drinks were flowing and the party was rockin’. There were people everywhere in pajamas and others who, like myself, were practically naked and then there were the actual naked people. I had so much fun and I got recognized by some fans and I did a quick interview on Playboy radio. I ran into old friends and I met new ones. I saw Sandee Westgate and got to see her new clit ring. Very nice. I did as promised and I have loads of photos from the event. Just warning you, beware of the red eye. Man do we need to get a new camera.
Well, as I said we had a fabulous time and at about 2:00am the Mansion started to shut down. We all got in a big line waiting to board our “pimp coaches” when a scuffle broke out between these 2 guys. I didn’t really see anything because I was about 4 feet away behind the crowd. I also was thrown from the comotion on to the hard stone floor 4 steps down. Yep, I got hit and with nothing to hold on to I flew down the stairs head first. I was thrown backwards and managed to twist a bit to the side but I still hit pretty hard. I thought my head was going to explode it hurt so much. Everyone came to my rescue and I have no idea who the guys were. I really didn’t care, all I cared about was going to the emergency room to make sure my head was OK.
I finally got out of the emergency room at 5:00 am with bumps and bruises and a very sore jaw. My head was throbbing but I guess I was going to live so we went home. I felt sore and tired the next day but my goodness did I hurt on Sunday. I couldn’t even get out of bed. I am finally feeling better, just in time since I have to shoot for 3 days in a row. Hope I live thorugh that, I guess we can call it sexual healing. I’ll post the photos soon.