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October 8th, 2011
The Caribbean? When? Tomorrow? WTF!
Yep, I am leaving today on a trip that I wasn’t prepared for. Wow, what a week it has been. My dog Trey is doing better and I just handed him off to my sister from Vegas who I met in Barstow yesterday to take care of him for almost 10 days. I wasn’t going to leave but I purchased a cruise almost 2 years ago. I thought then that I would have lots of free time in October of 2011, boy was I wrong! I did some crazy last minute packing and now I am off to the Caribbean for a 7 day cruise. I haven’t had any sleep but I am ready to go.
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October 2nd, 2011
I went on a work vacation to Mammoth Lakes, CA on Saturday after shooting with the lovely Kiana Dior. The hot and nasty video goes up on pornfidelity.com in a few weeks on the 21st and it is going to be a good one. Going to Mammoth was my belated birthday trip that we were unable to take in August due to my dog Trey’s surgery. I worked like a dog get everything done and took my dog to hydrotherapy to build up his endurance, acupuncture for general well being, got him laser treatments for his arthritic knees and everything else available in modern dog medicine to get him well so that he would enjoy the trip to the “great outdoors”. I was successful. Trey was fabulous. We went stream fishing in the mornings and he looked like an image out of the LL Bean catalog. Just the perfect yellow lab.
Ryan caught some fish, I enjoyed being with the ones I love as well as shot a couple of videos for kellymadison.com, including the newest update on my site right now entitled “Cabin Fever” so check it out. All in all the trip was great success. Ryan and I got massages, had wonderful meals and made love like newlyweds. Then we came home…
On the drive home I started to get a fever and aches all over. I was feeling a bit sick due to our hairstylist coming in to work on Friday with a vicious cold but I “wished it away to the cornfields” the entire vacation but my skills failed me on the drive home. Sure enough, I awoke Thursday sick as a dog with so much work to do. By Friday night I was hacking away and then Trey started to hack as well. Our poor baby Trey developed pneumonia. I have been so careful since his tie back surgery to fix his Laryngeal paralysis. I have been spoon feeding him but somehow food or water got in his lungs. Ryan and I rushed him to the vet and now he is there getting treatments for the next few days. I now feel amazingly better and ready for some sexo sexo today but I am so sad without my puppy 🙁
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September 24th, 2011
OK, we aren’t old, maybe just for porn star standards but I tell you, a woman over forty knows what to do with a cock. We shot with Kiana Dior last night and it was all play and no work, baby! I still can’t believe I get paid to do this, somebody pinch me 🙂
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September 23rd, 2011
So get your fucking sweaters on and go play outside!
Actually it was quite warm today while taking this photo, close to 95 degrees so it certainly wasn’t sweater weather. The dogs were dying of heat and they drank a shit load of water after this photo but as I told them, beauty is pain. I just couldn’t help myself in Petco when I saw the dog sweaters and they even had a 3XL for Trey. It still is kind of tight around his fat neck, actually all the sweaters are tight around all 3 of my dogs’ fat necks!
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September 22nd, 2011
I changed my hair color. That light blonde was killing my hair. I have darkened it slightly, still blonde but a deeper more honey color and I really love it. When I don’t have makeup on, which is most of the time, I don’t look as washed out. All that bleach was destroying my hair and since I am a natural dark brunette, it took too much to get me that light. I have never been as blonde as I have been the last 6 months. I really did enjoy it. Too bad I’m too much of a tomboy to take care of it 🙂
So, tell me what you think, darker is better or should I go back to the lighter blonde in a few months?
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Posted in feelings and thoughts | Comments Off on Bye Bye Blondie
September 13th, 2011
I can’t keep my bras and panties in stock right now. The green and blue panty set flew out the door and now the purple and black corset featured in an earlier blog is gone as well. This week’s update featuring a white bra and matching panty is being shipped out tomorrow. This was actually a special order. The guy emailed me and asked me to do the “panty trick” with them and then send them to him. You have to check out my video to see what he’s talking about if you aren’t familiar with my little trick.
Things are changing here at the Kelly Madison Media headquarters. I hate change so I am not taking it well. I do love our new makeup artist, she is awesome so that makes my life easier. I am going to be hiring a new assistant soon. The first and foremost thing is that they have to love dogs. They also have to be good with doing light housekeeping and helping me move furniture since every week I am moving around the office house or my house in order to put together new sets to shoot my porn in. I think I need a big strong man with a big cock, yeah, that sounds like a fun assistant to have 🙂
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September 8th, 2011
OK, let’s start with the swing, had a lot of fun on it. My husband built it for the 400th pornfidelity.com episode and I had to get my ass up on there one last time. It was a hit while filming the past 2 weeks but it has to go. It had its day…
Now with the heat, so fucking hot. 107 degrees yesterday and if you know me, I would prefer to live in Alaska all year round so not happy at all. I need a portable AC to put up my butt to walk around with at all times, sort of like the oxygen machines on wheels. Hey, new invention to patent!
I watched a little of the debates last night and it all sounds like the same old shit of pointing the finger at the other guy and beating on their own chests. I rarely speak politics as I do not wish to offend anyone out there but this campaign is going to be a doozy. I could shoot myself for getting into a political discussion with my father-in-law the other night and yesterday with my accountant.
Physically right now I’m a mess. Both sides of my neck went out and my shoulders are bothering me, especially my right one so I went last night to get an authentic Thai massage and this very little, and mind you, not so young Thai woman got on top of me, pulled my arms up over my head, pulled my legs and pretzeled me, and basically stretched me out in all sorts of crazy positions and she totally kicked my ass! She said I would be sore for a few days but so far today I’m good. I’ll let you know when I can’t move tomorrow 🙂
My dog Trey is healing fabulously which makes me just want to jump up and down with joy. I get to shoot some porn tomorrow so that also is a delight and I am thankful for my beautiful home with wonderful AC to keep me nice and fresh.
Everyone take care and have a good weekend. I know those of you on the East Coast have had it rough. In my little spoiled world I like to complain sometimes but I do it with humor. I am indeed very thankful for my health, my family, my pets and for all the blessing I have received in my life.
Posted in Domestic Drudgery, feelings and thoughts | Comments Off on Swings, heat, debates, & thai magic
September 1st, 2011
Are you kidding me? Why is this stupid game so fucking addicting? I need to attend an ABA “Angry Birds Anonymous” meeting.
Posted in feelings and thoughts | Comments Off on This game is going to be the death of me…
August 31st, 2011
Henry is on her way to a nice little farm to play with other chickens and goats and horses. She found her forever home. This bra and panty set also found its forever home with a lovely fan of mine. He liked the set and bought it today. This photo and video just updated on kellymadison.com last night so it didn’t last long. It got snatched up and now I am shipping it off.
My husband is ready for football. Already he has me planning on where we are going this year to watch a game. We can’t decide if we should travel to Indianapolis or NY or Arizona. I know where the kids want to go, they want to watch a Chargers game right here at home. That way maybe they luck out when a cheesypuff falls on the ground 🙂
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August 27th, 2011
We barely finished filming and editing the 400th and here we go again shooting some more porn. We scheduled 4 shoots this weekend, yes 4. I barely got all the confetti picked up and by the way, that shit goes everywhere. My entire crew has been helping me clean and we still keep finding it. Getting back to my story, we are now knee deep in more pussy. Ryan shot with the fabulous Kortney Kane and I was supposed to be there but I had to take my baby back to the Vet. We discovered last week that he has Laryngeal Paralysis and he had to have surgery on Tuesday. I brought him home Wednesday but he was having some problems on Thursday so I took him back to make sure everything was OK. Here is my baby with a big fat scar 🙁
I promise to invite Kortney back with us so that I can make it up to her 🙂
Yesterday was great because we got to work with Ava Addams. She was so sweet to the doggies and kind to the crew. She was also very sexy. We shot at my house so that I could keep an eye on my dog Trey. Oh yeah, it was my birthday yesterday. I hate birthdays but I did enjoy getting all those facebook messages and all the emails. Thanks so much.
I’m off to go shoot a Kelly Madison scene, I’m bringing my dogs with me. And then I have to set up a set for tomorrow’s pornfidelity.com shoot.
I have decided that I am not even putting on mascara next week. I might not brush my hair. I can only be glamour gal for so long. Just give me some cut off jean shorts, my Dodge Ram truck, my dogs, my man and an open road. I need a road trip BAD. Our trip to Mammoth got cancelled due to Trey’s surgery. It will need to be postponed but as soon as he is better we are going on a much needed vacation.
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