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Love and Mother’s Day

Sunday, May 11th, 2014


I have to admit that not giving birth hasn’t kept me from feelings of Motherhood. I awoke this morning to happy faces licking me and tails wagging. I rolled over and grabbed my husband’s hand extremely happy with my little family. I received a text from my sister who I have been helping beat cancer, almost parent-like in my efforts to help heal her mind, body and spirit along with financial aid, and she wished me a happy Mother’s day. I drank my coffee this morning out of a cup I gave my Mother 20 years ago on Mother’s day when I could afford nothing more and it reminded me of where I came from but most importantly the life lessons I received from that woman before I had to basically become her parent while taking care of her before she passed. I can afford much more than a mere coffee cup now and this is because of the wonderful employees I have that have I have always felt like a mother towards. I worry about their health and happiness and try to provide for them in ways I’m sure most employers do not and because of that I have been blessed with loyalty and hard work from all of them that have come and gone and who are with me now. So to all of you out there that are “Mothers” in your own special way or for those of you out there blessed with babies, Happy Mother’s Day!

My Mom


Happy Cinco de Mayo

Monday, May 5th, 2014


Grab yourself a Corona and some chips and salsa and take the night off…

Happy Easter!

Sunday, April 20th, 2014

Look what I got this morning from the Easter Bunny.



These photos are from my website back in April of 2008. I can’t believe the stupid stuff I get Ryan to do. You would think I only put him in this costume once but oh no, I’ve dressed him up as the Easter bunny quite a few times. He always complains that the costume is too hot but he’s a sucker for a good bunny fuck.

I really prefer this photo. I’m mouth fucking the bunny! Isn’t that so very Eastery.


St. Patty’s, Hollywood & The Real Julia Ann

Friday, March 28th, 2014

I do believe I forgot to wish all of you out there a Happy St. Patty’s day. My boy Tommy turned 4 on the March 17th. Isn’t he a cutie?


This is his Mom being a total slut whore in our doorway. He’s used to it, very commonplace in this household.

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By the way, that dress is green not blue so don’t pinch me. I wore it out to an Irish tavern and then after drinking a few green beers I went home and celebrated my Irish heritage with a good old fashioned Irish fucking. I had come home from Vegas after taking care of my sister just in time to make Ryan some green eggs for breakfast. Don’t worry, I won’t post a photo of that. They tasted great but looked just awful. Ryan enjoyed them so that’s all that matters.

You never know what you are going to find when you google yourself. I found some older photos and one from my shoot I did for last year. I love doing glamour photo shoots but most of my fans like the more “realistic” looking me. I know my husband does. If he could just shoot all my photos with his iphone he would.

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Driving around Malibu in that old Caddy was quite a thrill. I ended up taking my top off and sitting up on the back seat flashing all those driving, walking and biking on PCH. I’m really too old to be doing such silly irresponsible things but I just couldn’t help myself


I also couldn’t believe I let my hands and feet be tied up in last week’s update on my site. By the end of the shoot my nylons were completely torn to shreds. Any takers out there? If you want them along with a signed Polaroid just email me at I made sure I wore panty hose for those leg fetish guys out there, this one was for you.


After finally getting loose we packed up and went to Hollywood. I got to shoot with Julia Ann this past Saturday. I just adore her and we haven’t worked together in years. She was such a sport and walked around Hollywood during broad daylight with our big titties hanging out of our bras and big ‘ol 7 inch platform shoes while everyone stared at us. I told her the trick is to not look anyone in the eye. That worked for a while but then we stopped and did some photos with some people and then went on our merry way and fucked the shit out my husband Ryan in the hotel room. All in a day’s work…

You must check out the new update on with Julia Ann, she’s awesome!

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The next day we took it easy and Ryan and I ordered room service for breakfast, I threw on some tight jeans and a sweater with no bra and shot some content.



We had fun and went out on the town and came back and shot some more content got up the next day and did yet another shoot. Vacation Shmacation. Who needs rest? We can all rest when we die.

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Anyways, doesn’t look like I’m working that hard!

Christmas and all things Merry and Bright!

Sunday, December 29th, 2013


We flew in from Denver and on that day got on the Fast Track to Christmas! We went into Company Christmas party mode with confirming caterers, bar tenders, dj, specialty gluten free dessert makers, party rentals and mass decorating. I have a huge amount of party paraphernalia, not the kind you are thinking silly. I have a large amount of chaffing dishes, serving dishes, crystal, china, flatware and enough table covers and chair covers to reach from here to the moon. I love to entertain so I amass as much party ware as I can even though I rarely have enough time to indulge my inner hostess-ness. My wonderful team set up a beautiful dining area, buffet area, outdoor bar and club scene and set up 5 guest suites for those that partook in too much of the Christmas merry. We celebrated our Kelly Madison Media Event on the 21st at the work house only to awake with horrible hangovers, a shattered mirror door in one of the bathrooms, and had to attend my husband’s family Christmas event early that night. Yikes, hangovers with 9 little children make for a very bad combo. Oh yeah, I’ll tell you more about the shattered mirror later.

To our wonderful surprise the kids were great. We all had a good time and my husband’s family is simply a dream come true. I really did luck out in the in-law deal. I count my blessings daily on that one.

We then promptly got back to filming porn and then took off a day for Christmas that only came to fruition due to online shopping and then promptly went back to work filming and starring in porn throughout the rest of the week and the weekend. Thank you baby Jesus.


So December was full of surprises. We got a hot water heater that had gone bad and caused major water damage to Ryan’s closet at work. Come to find out I love insurance and they are paying for it all, but before it could all get fixed we used to film in twice since it looked all scary and torn up, great inspiration for bondage scenes. Then we used the shattered mirror door for a Teen fidelity shoot. Our make-up artist’s adorable husband had too much of the “Christmas merry” and fell into the mirrored door at the end of the company Christmas party. No need to replace it immediately because it made for a great prop in a video. You see, we like to turn our lemons into lemonade around here. We had some flat tires, lots of illness that practically took the company down, and a general craziness that always occurs around the holidays.

Now we are approaching the New Year’s holiday and I go into that great night with great exuberance. You see, the number 13 has always been lucky for me but this 2013 year with all of it’s luck, also presented me with some great and ongoing challenges. I need 2014 to be a gentler, kinder year. But then again, with the recent expansion of our company and the plans to grow even larger throughout the new year, god help me.

Happy Tits-giving!

Thursday, November 28th, 2013


Time passes quickly and yet again we feel the chill in the air, the crunch of the leaves beneath our feet, the smell of a large bird cooking away in the oven and it now it already upon us to celebrate Thanksgiving. I swear I was just in a red white and blue bikini celebrating the 4th but whatever! What is the deal with getting older and time going by quicker? Is there some sort of space time continuum occurring in my world which is spinning by at dramatic leaps and yet everyone else’s is static? Is this an example of quantum entanglement? OK I might be getting a bit heady but really? Why is my life going by so quickly that it is practically giving me a headache? Alright, enough of that, let’s talk turkey…

So I am the most blessed and luckiest soul because I do not have to go and buy groceries and fight the crowds. I don’t have to cut up celery into little tiny weenie pieces to make stuffing. I don’t even have to open up a can of cranberries (which happen to be my favorite I don’t care call me white trash). I get to put on some casual clothes (meaning ones that have some give if you know what I mean) and pack up my dogs and my husband and drive 40 minutes to my fabulous in-laws where they do the whole thing. We are talking a traditional turkey, tons of gluten free items for Ryan including 2 gluten free desserts, vegan dishes for his sister, Vegetarian for my mother-in-law and her mother, and some Pabs Blue Ribbon for me and Pappy. We are a strange group and my husband’s parents really go the extra mile to make everyone happy in the family. All I have to do are a few dishes and they don’t even expect that. How’s that for taking it easy on Thanksgiving? I get to sit and watch the games and drink beer – shit I might as well be a man!

I was going to drive out to be with my sister but she is going to be with her ex today and they are both going over to my other sister’s home for a quiet meal where Judi’s husband will cook a delicious cornucopia for the four of them. I will be driving out at 8:00 AM for Vegas tomorrow morning to do a quick visit with my sister and then celebrating a dear friend’s 40th birthday out on the town. Then I shall be back on the road at 8:00 AM Saturday morning to get home in time to jump into hair and make-up and shoot a scene for

So take today to connect with family and friends and allow some time for reflection. There is plenty for me to give thanks for this Thanksgiving: family, friends, good health, great food, liquor to survive family functions… The list goes on. But with that said, I am humbled and thankful for all the loving fans, the support of all of my sites and for the great employees and partners that I am blessed with and for all the good wishes from all of you for my sister and her battle with cancer. Bless you all and remember not to eat too much, it’s hard to have sex on a full belly!


Veteran’s Day

Monday, November 11th, 2013

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I was being a lazy slug yesterday afternoon I didn’t shoot for my site after all so I am going to today but as I was “slugging” on the couch watching HBO an advertisement for a show premiering tonight began to play and then tears began running down my cheeks. It is a show about a suicide hotline for veterans. To my surprise I found out that an average of 22 veterans are committing suicide every day, almost one an hour! This is horrible. I found an article written about the show here:

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I just think it is so sad and tragic that we don’t have more support and help for these vets and their families. I’m taking this Veteran’s Day holiday to find out more about this and to find out what I can do to help.


Happy Halloweenie!

Thursday, October 31st, 2013

Have a Boo-licious day and a scary titty-lating evening. Beware of goblins and ghosts and all things that go “bump” in the night.


Happy Halloween from Me, Ryan and the doggies. I wish that little devil Trey was still around. Oh well, now he can haunt me…

Getting older but not acting like it!

Sunday, September 15th, 2013

My birthday has come and gone and even though I turned 46 I just don’t feel it. I have been on the go for so long and I just don’t feel like slowing down one single bit. What a traveler I’ve been lately. We went to Mammoth on my birthday weekend, Vegas the next weekend to visit my sisters over the Labor Day holiday and last weekend I went down to Coronado Bay and saw Dave Matthew’s Band in concert and then hung out at the hotel with Ryan and the doggies for a much needed rest. I have so much to catch up on with you about. I buried my doggy while up in Mammoth.
Ryan made him a gravestone and we buried his ashes in his favorite meadow. Here is his eternal view, not bad, huh?


Not all was depressing in the Mountains, I also had a lot of fun with Ryan and the dogs and did a few video shoots and went hiking and got a massage at the spa and almost got eaten by a bear. OK, maybe he didn’t want to eat me but he did want to eat the fish that Ryan caught that he was barbecuing on the grill : )

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Can you tell we had a similar theme for the 2 shoots, Naked Breasts!


By the way if you are a Dave Matthews Band fan seeing them live in concert is absolutely amazing. That was the best birthday gift ever, thank you honey! Ryan and our 2 dogs chilled at down at Coronado Bay and watched the boats sail by and relaxed by the pool and took the dogs on a bunch of long walks and ordered room service and made love. Not a bad way to spend 3 days.

Everything is going really well business wise and I’m super excited about the future. I have so much more to tell you but I have to get back to shooting. Here is a sample of what I’m doing today…


Yep, more boobies!

Happy 4th!

Thursday, July 4th, 2013


Ahh Freedom, how wonderful it is, the freedom to speak our minds, create our porn, operate a business and most importantly, the freedom to marry whom you please, the freedom to fuck! That is if you are 18 and over. So enjoy your freedoms today and I shall deeply enjoy mine. I will be spending the day with my husband, my doggies, and family. Kaylee is quite the model as you can see. It kinda sucks when your little dog looks better in the set taking pictures than you do!


I guess when I was listing out freedoms I forgot to add the freedom to post obnoxious photos of our pets. I know I over-exercise that freedom!

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